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Imperial Guardsman

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Of what use is this artifact?
« on: July 09, 2013, 01:23:19 pm »

Ths is a tetrahedrite scepter. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. This objct menaces with spikes of andestite. On the item is an image of It Must Have Been The Dwarf the kangaroo lther-bount book in tetrahedrite. On the item is an image of Reg Brassspeaker the dwarf in andesite. Reg Brassspeaker is laboring. The artwork relates to the settling of the dwarf Reg Brassspeaker in Angelgate in the late autumn of 107.
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Re: Of what use is this artifact?
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2013, 01:31:51 pm »

Well, not really any use, actually. Artifact crafts are useless since as far as I know they cannot be sold to caravans, and they have no use inside your own fortress. The only advantage to that is that you should have a legendary stonecrafter to produce valuable trade goods. If it was a possession, you've gotten nothing.
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Re: Of what use is this artifact?
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2013, 01:35:19 pm »

It was a posession. >:( >:( >:( >:(
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Re: Of what use is this artifact?
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2013, 03:41:25 pm »

You could get a display stand mod and use it to spice up rooms.
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Re: Of what use is this artifact?
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2013, 04:17:29 pm »

Display Case, as seen in Meph's Masterwork Mod. Just slap it in custom_building.txt and don't forget to add [PERMITTED_BUILDING:DISPLAY_CASE] under [ENTITY:MOUNTAIN] in entity_default.txt, or your dwarves won't have access to it.

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Re: Of what use is this artifact?
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2013, 04:18:20 pm »

Yep. Crafts' only use is for selling to caravans, and artifacts can't be sold.

I suppose it does boost your "created wealth" value, if you care about that...
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Re: Of what use is this artifact?
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2013, 11:29:44 pm »

Which is usually bad, because it causes exponential increase in peasant migrants that have to be micromanaged and hurt FPS and eat your resources.

It also causes more goblins, more goblins, more titans, more Uninvited Guests in general, and makes you sad because you can't really get rid of it without making the creator go insane.
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Re: Of what use is this artifact?
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2013, 11:55:25 pm »

On the positive side, if you want the creator to go insane, this artifact can come in quite handy.

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Re: Of what use is this artifact?
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2013, 04:33:03 am »

On the positive side, if you want the creator to go insane, this artifact can come in quite handy.

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Locking him in a room above the magma tube/sea, with the floor of said room being retracting bridges. Then destroy the artifact, as well as it'a creator, if he goes insane?

Btw, is artifact destruction a guaranteed ecstatic->miserable->insane? If not, would it be possible to build an asylum room, with legendary/artifact everything, all the patients favorite foods and drink etc? Or option B, does "doesn't really care about anything anymore" also affect artifact/masterpiece destruction thoughts?
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Re: Of what use is this artifact?
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2013, 05:18:43 am »

Display Case, as seen in Meph's Masterwork Mod. Just slap it in custom_building.txt and don't forget to add [PERMITTED_BUILDING:DISPLAY_CASE] under [ENTITY:MOUNTAIN] in entity_default.txt, or your dwarves won't have access to it.

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Though adding a new item tag like this would require a re-gen, so not particularly useful in this case.
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Re: Of what use is this artifact?
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2013, 08:01:53 am »

I vote for locking the creator in a room filled with children and atom smashing the artifact. Only good can come out of doing this.
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Re: Of what use is this artifact?
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2013, 08:18:09 am »

It's sort of a self-destruct device for the fortress.
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Re: Of what use is this artifact?
« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2013, 10:26:48 am »

I vote for locking the creator in a room filled with children and atom smashing the artifact. Only good can come out of doing this.

Ummm yeah, you go have fun in your room now.
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Re: Of what use is this artifact?
« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2013, 08:28:23 am »

I vote for locking the creator in a room filled with children and atom smashing the artifact. Only good can come out of doing this.

Ummm yeah, you go have fun in your room now.

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