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Author Topic: The Rage of Technical Support  (Read 4962 times)

Remuthra

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Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« Reply #90 on: July 08, 2013, 07:50:53 pm »
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The new computer virus is out downloaded by a fake update. Everyone now has the H.A.T. virus, it goes on e-bay and automatically buys every expensive hat it can find.

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I demand everyone using this hotline downloads this virus!
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Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« Reply #91 on: July 08, 2013, 07:53:15 pm »
Punch the hats into antivirus.
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Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« Reply #92 on: July 08, 2013, 07:57:40 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on July 08, 2013, 07:50:23 pm
"[intelligible gibberish vaguely resembling fake Japanese]"

"monkey STD banana burp hat perverted platypus eating pineapple funeral of lying cakes barrel rolls and supercalifragilisticexpialidocious wizards casting flatulence on Harry Potter while listening to ticking noise of SHUT UP! They're ALLL WANTING MY PRECIOUS!!! MY PRECIOUS ONION RINGS."
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Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« Reply #93 on: July 08, 2013, 07:59:25 pm »
"Sir, I believe you want Hatvirus Memetic Edition. It buys every expensive cosplay hat it can find."
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Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« Reply #94 on: July 08, 2013, 08:02:55 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on July 08, 2013, 07:59:25 pm
"Sir, I believe you want Hatvirus Memetic Edition. It buys every expensive cosplay hat it can find."

"WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT............Hlksjdhflkjhsdflakhdlkfjhasjh. I AM NOT A MORON. SHUT UP! you're an apple. and stupid stupid stupid. 666 666 666 I AM SLENDER I WANTS TO EATS YOUR CHILDRENS.............I AM TOO DAMN HIGH."
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Remuthra

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Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« Reply #95 on: July 08, 2013, 08:04:34 pm »
Bill credit card number 666 666 666 for the virus.
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Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« Reply #96 on: July 08, 2013, 08:07:25 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on July 08, 2013, 08:04:34 pm
Bill credit card number 666 666 666 for the virus.

"I SEE PURPLE.   I SEE F*CKING PURPLE"
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Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« Reply #97 on: July 08, 2013, 08:22:28 pm »
"Hold on, one moment please."

Connect the caller to emergency services.
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Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« Reply #98 on: July 08, 2013, 08:25:37 pm »
Ah, I see. I'm afraid I'll have to tell you that you have deathitis. You're going to die.
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Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« Reply #99 on: July 08, 2013, 08:28:43 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on July 08, 2013, 08:25:37 pm
Ah, I see. I'm afraid I'll have to tell you that you have deathitis. You're going to die.

"you are going to die faaaar before I do friend......................I sitting on my toilet right now.........my pee is orange.........it tastes like orange juice...........................*creeplily* do you taste like orange juice too?"
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Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« Reply #100 on: July 08, 2013, 08:30:22 pm »
"No, I taste like lemonade."
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Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« Reply #101 on: July 08, 2013, 08:30:53 pm »
"I don't know. However, the Roman II computer can tell you exactly what a person tastes like, you just have to enter their details and it will tell you instantly. If you want to know what people taste like, buy one today!"
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Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« Reply #102 on: July 08, 2013, 08:31:16 pm »
As I am currently a sentient grape, no.
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Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« Reply #103 on: July 08, 2013, 08:37:01 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on July 08, 2013, 08:30:22 pm
"No, I taste like lemonade."

"*even more creepily*  Lemons taste like gasoline...I LOVE TO DRINK GASOLINE. MOM? GO AWAY! I'm messing with tech support! But I don't want to clean my room!  *cries*
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Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« Reply #104 on: July 08, 2013, 08:42:05 pm »
Quote from: Ddynamo on July 08, 2013, 08:37:01 pm
Quote from: Remuthra on July 08, 2013, 08:30:22 pm
"No, I taste like lemonade."

"*even more creepily*  Lemons taste like gasoline...I LOVE TO DRINK GASOLINE. MOM? GO AWAY! I'm messing with tech support! But I don't want to clean my room!  *cries*

YOU DARE MESS WITH THE MIGHTY LORD OF TECH SUPPORT'S VASSALS? I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!
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