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[Ddynamo]

Yes, another suggestion game, by me. This will put you into the shoes of technical support, you can't get fired because you're also the only technical support member in the new business. Your boss has invented a new computer, the Roman I. This fledgling new computer has many kinks to work out, but it's already on the market. So with thousands of programming errors, comes thousands of tech support calls.

Your job is to react to the caller (me) with help that they need. But be aware, all of the callers will be total morons. Be prepared to rage.

Computer Details

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This computer comes with Firefox pre-installed, but with the option to start with Google Chrome also. This computer is very slow at the moment, and can't handle any video games, so it is more for business purposes right now. The creator hastily forgot an off button, and the only way to turn it off is to unplug it.

Be warned, I will not always use stuff from the computer specs. First caller next post

[Ddynamo]

"Hello, technical support, how do I turn my computer off?

[freeformschooler]

Install Gentoo

[kj1225]

"Sir, you have to unplug it to turn it off."

[Ddynamo]

"I can't, where's the off switch"

[Xantalos]

Punch it really hard.

[kj1225]

"I'm sorry sir, there is not an off switch."

[Ddynamo]

"Oh, so how do I unplug stuff, I've never unplugged anything before"

[kj1225]

"Well sir, you know the socket you plugged it into? You pull it out of that socket."

[Ddynamo]

"that doesn't work, I heard that people get electrocuted and died if they just try to pull it out, so I glued mine in so it will never fall out and I won't get electrocuted and I won't die."

[Ghazkull]

"Sir use a scissor to cut the cable, don't worry nothing can go wrong!"

(wait for inevitable electrocution....hehehe)

[kj1225]

"Sir, that is nearly impossible. Try unplugging it from the computer."

[Ddynamo]

"Sir use a scissor to cut the cable, don't worry nothing can go wrong!"

(wait for inevitable electrocution....hehehe)

*okay*
Then you lose connection

NEXT

"Hello, is this technical support"

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Yes, and I advise you blow it up before you call us. Next customer!"

[freeformschooler]

"NO! This is Patrick!"