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Dariush

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Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« Reply #60 on: July 08, 2013, 12:55:48 pm »
Mod, could you please track the amount of money and good/bad publicity we've generated for our company? :D

Quote from: Remuthra on July 08, 2013, 12:42:56 pm
"Sorry, this is the Roman II hotline. You're thinking of our competitor, the Trojan II. Goodbye."
Correction:
"Sorry, this is the Roman II hotline. You're thinking of our previous version, Roman I. It is improved in every single aspect, so make sure to buy it to replace your outdated piece of worthless shit that was Roman I!"
Holy shit, one-second ninja. I didn't even get a PPE warning.

"You must have gotten our old version, Roman I. Our couriers tend to add another 'I' to make it sound cooler. Roman II is improved in every single aspect, so make sure to buy it to replace your outdated piece of worthless shit that was Roman I!"
« Last Edit: July 08, 2013, 12:57:46 pm by Dariush »
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Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« Reply #61 on: July 08, 2013, 01:02:16 pm »
"So if I get rid of this one do I still get my money back"

Publicity currently at ???

worse to better
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Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« Reply #62 on: July 08, 2013, 01:04:30 pm »
"If you get rid of it you get the value of the product back."

(Which is nothing because it is that terrible.)
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« Reply #63 on: July 08, 2013, 01:37:05 pm »
"I'm sorry, that is a matter for the distributor, not the technical support personnel."
« Last Edit: July 08, 2013, 01:39:35 pm by GreatWyrmGold »
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Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« Reply #64 on: July 08, 2013, 01:58:32 pm »
"You must defenestrate it to get the proper value from it however. Just throwing will only get you some of it."
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« Reply #65 on: July 08, 2013, 02:48:53 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on July 08, 2013, 01:37:05 pm
"I'm sorry, that is a matter for the distributor, not the technical support personnel."

"So where is Mr. Distributor? Is he in the building? If he is can you leave a message?"
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Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« Reply #66 on: July 08, 2013, 02:51:20 pm »
"No, he's in 814. Thats a different building."
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« Reply #67 on: July 08, 2013, 03:13:20 pm »
"The distributor is in the store you bought the computer from. Go there."
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Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« Reply #68 on: July 08, 2013, 03:31:53 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on July 08, 2013, 03:13:20 pm
"The distributor is in the store you bought the computer from. Go there."

"I bought it online. Anyway, can you tell them that their product sucks. Thanks."

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Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« Reply #69 on: July 08, 2013, 03:33:05 pm »
NEXT

"Sorry, I must have lost connection. So, Kim, I heard Katelyn cheated on her boyfriend last night"
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Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« Reply #70 on: July 08, 2013, 03:34:33 pm »
"I believe you have the wrong number, madam. This is the support hotline for the greatest computer ever created to date."
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Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« Reply #71 on: July 08, 2013, 03:43:07 pm »
"I know your number like my own name, this is Kim's house, who are you?
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Dariush

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Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« Reply #72 on: July 08, 2013, 03:58:00 pm »
"I am the artificial intelligence existing within the Roman II computer Kim bought. I am the greatest artificial intelligence that ever existed. Buy Roman II."
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Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« Reply #73 on: July 08, 2013, 04:11:07 pm »
Quote from: Dariush on July 08, 2013, 03:58:00 pm
"I am the artificial intelligence existing within the Roman II computer Kim bought. I am the greatest artificial intelligence that ever existed. Buy Roman II."
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Re: The Rage of Technical Support
« Reply #74 on: July 08, 2013, 04:12:14 pm »
"I will by Roman II  Roman II is the best computer ever."

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