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Author Topic: The Glorious Unicorn: LARGE SUPASHIP APPROACHING, CURBS MURDER POTENTIALLY.  (Read 66588 times)

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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: ALTERNATE REALITY GO!
« Reply #465 on: July 23, 2013, 11:55:12 am »
Throw away the brains degree and then see if I can make the symbiot into some king of blade type thing.
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: ALTERNATE REALITY GO!
« Reply #466 on: July 23, 2013, 12:21:39 pm »
Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on July 19, 2013, 07:44:20 pm
Hack all the interior airlocks and portals so that they are open, and remain open. Fill the entire ship in whipped cream. Enough to drown everyone aboard.

EDIT: Load up on firepower and then space the entire armoury before doing anything.
AGAIN.
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: ALTERNATE REALITY GO!
« Reply #467 on: July 23, 2013, 02:05:44 pm »
Informercial time.

Quote from: BFEL on July 23, 2013, 11:30:48 am
Quote from: TCM on July 23, 2013, 10:37:23 am
Eurodance.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on July 23, 2013, 07:29:50 am
Um, sorry to burst your bubble, but the Eurodance didn't do much.
It was mostly the janitor that scared him off.

You know who else was scared off by Eurodance?
Hitler.
Beat that.

Scoreboard:

Christians: 1

Atheists: 0

Hitler was a Christian.
Also I don't know what you are using Eurodance on, so I guess you just kinda stand there, being wrong.

If Hitler was a Christian, how was Jesus a Jew?

Christians: 2

Atheists: 0
« Last Edit: July 23, 2013, 03:07:37 pm by TCM »
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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: ALTERNATE REALITY GO!
« Reply #468 on: July 23, 2013, 03:06:22 pm »
Because there weren't any Christians, and Jesus wasn't arrogant enough to worship himself.

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Lock the closets, to be on the safe side.
Try to stop insanity instead of just fixing it.
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: ALTERNATE REALITY GO!
« Reply #469 on: July 23, 2013, 03:11:16 pm »
"Potential weapon unit detected. Initiating materials search... Search completed. Required materials located."
Find the spaceworthy gimp suit. Modify it so that it can be worn by the dolphin. Attach a caustic cleaning chemical flail unit and a dimensional lance unit. Commence mass production of CQB gimp dolphins.
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: ALTERNATE REALITY GO!
« Reply #470 on: July 23, 2013, 04:24:16 pm »
Quote from: Empiricist on July 23, 2013, 03:11:16 pm
"Potential weapon unit detected. Initiating materials search... Search completed. Required materials located."
Find the spaceworthy gimp suit. Modify it so that it can be worn by the dolphin. Attach a caustic cleaning chemical flail unit and a dimensional lance unit. Commence mass production of CQB gimp dolphins.
...
Find this madman and explain why that is stupid.
Stop him if he tries to proceed.
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: ALTERNATE REALITY GO!
« Reply #471 on: July 23, 2013, 05:28:40 pm »
Blow a hole in the hull, fly to a place.
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: ALTERNATE REALITY GO!
« Reply #472 on: July 23, 2013, 05:51:54 pm »
Quote from: Dansmithers on July 23, 2013, 05:28:40 pm
Blow a hole in the hull, fly to a place.
Point this guy to an airlock, advise he use that instead.
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: ALTERNATE REALITY GO!
« Reply #473 on: July 23, 2013, 07:39:59 pm »
Quote from: Dansmithers on July 23, 2013, 05:28:40 pm
Blow a hole in the hull, fly to a place.
Throw this guy out the air lock using my power armor's enhanced strength
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Quote from: TCM on September 28, 2012, 10:14:01 pm
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We Madmen are very ingenious.  Sometimes it just takes just a little less sanity to pull off something completely awesome.

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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: ALTERNATE REALITY GO!
« Reply #474 on: July 23, 2013, 07:41:12 pm »
Quote from: Dansmithers on July 23, 2013, 05:28:40 pm
Blow a hole in the hull, fly to a place.

Hit this man over the head with a giant purple dildo before he can damage the ship.
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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: ALTERNATE REALITY GO!
« Reply #475 on: July 23, 2013, 07:45:24 pm »
Quote from: Dansmithers on July 23, 2013, 05:28:40 pm
Blow a hole in the hull, fly to a place.
Tie this man up, and beat him senseless!
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: ALTERNATE REALITY GO!
« Reply #476 on: July 23, 2013, 07:47:09 pm »
Wait till the other two are done with Dan before throwing him out the airlock :P
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Quote from: TCM on September 28, 2012, 10:14:01 pm
Fluttershy jumps onto TCM, giving him a hug. "~Yay~"*Player TCM has left the server. Reason: HHHHNNNNNGGGG-

We Madmen are very ingenious.  Sometimes it just takes just a little less sanity to pull off something completely awesome.

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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: ALTERNATE REALITY GO!
« Reply #477 on: July 24, 2013, 05:34:11 am »
This uh....this kind of thing is just gonna keep happening isn't it?

Er....SUDDENLY A SHIP APPROACHES. NOT NATHAN FILLIONS. A NEW ONE. WITH GUNS. Y'KNOW THAT CANNON YOU'VE BEEN USING TO UTTERLY DESTROY EVERYTHING UP TO THIS POINT? YEAH IT HAS LIKE 8 OF THOSE.

FUN TIMES APPROACHING.
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: LARGE SUPASHIP APPROACHING, CURBS MURDER POTENTIALLY.
« Reply #478 on: July 24, 2013, 06:04:56 am »
Continue weapons project. Send the result to attack the enemy ship.
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: LARGE SUPASHIP APPROACHING, CURBS MURDER POTENTIALLY.
« Reply #479 on: July 24, 2013, 06:12:58 am »
Initiate communication with heavily-armed ship. Try to find out what's what.
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