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[killerhellhound]

((what do mean how late is it?))
"All was doing was trying to communicate with some aliens to get them to run before they got killed by the other crazy's on the ship"

[GreatWyrmGold]

((It's a lot later than I like to stay up.))

"Ah, fayuh 'nuf...Wah ah we ayvun hea?"

[killerhellhound]

((1'0clock here. where do you live?))
"well I have no idea what you just said so lets just go get a drink alright?"

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Farther east. Assuming that my brain is remembering that right.))

"...Aright."

[killerhellhound]

take GWG back to my panic room and get him a drink

[BFEL]

AHA MY CLEVER PLAN OF DEFUSING THE SITUATION BY NOT CONTINUING IS TOTALLY WORKING.....Oh hush

Well lets start with this one then:

Hack all the interior airlocks and portals so that they are open, and remain open. Fill the entire ship in whipped cream. Enough to drown everyone aboard.

EDIT: Load up on firepower and then space the entire armoury before doing anything.

Execute the hacker, throw him out an airlock.

Execute the hacker, throw him out an airlock.

Assist Action. :/ Trying to kill everyone with Whipped Cream. Sick the bunnies on him with their big sharp pointy teeth.

Send Elite Guard to fill Hacking party with deadly Rainbow Lasers.

[5][2,6,5] Since everyone is convinced the hacker is a man, GUNIN uses this to steadily convince them that she is in fact, an innocent. The captain asks no more questions, wanting to get back to her er..."diplomatic mission" whereas DR is unconvinced, but bored, so when the Elite Guard show up, the bunnies and the guard have a fight. The Guard win, but take heavy casualties.
Good news: Gunins plot foiled. Redshirts getting slightly better at jobs. Bad news: Gunin still at large. Also Elite Guard have casualties.

"Janitor I'm not insane and how are you moving me while I have powered armor on. Are you god?"

"Anyway you must of noticed the captain being crazy by now (He's be screwing aliens) and the others well we have evrodance lasers, no med-bay and the the ship is pink does any of that sound like something a sane person would do?"Resist being thrown out the air lock with out harming the janitor

"Yew've axplayn'd wah tha sheeip's ensayn. Explayn wah yew ah sayn, playz."

Don't space him. Yet.
Ignore the God-question.

MEANWHILE: Our janitor refuses to confirm or deny charges of omnipotence.

take GWG back to my panic room and get him a drink

Also him and killer go get crunked.

[killerhellhound]

"Hey want to play some video games?"
Power up the game system I added to the panic room.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Ah'd layk tae, bu' Ah nayd tae chek awn tha uthirs. Mayk shur thay hav'nt fakked everthin' up."

Clean the ship, searching for evidence of insanity, destruction, stupidity, etc.

[killerhellhound]

"Ah'd layk tae, bu' Ah nayd tae chek awn tha uthirs. Mayk shur thay hav'nt fakked everthin' up."

Clean the ship, searching for evidence of insanity, destruction, stupidity, etc.

"Good idea"
Provide back up and a second pair of eye's

[Empiricist]

Create a weapon unit that uses the latent mystical properties of caustic cleaning chemicals to rapidly summon those creatures to flood an area. Use the innate magical properties of the random furry creature to modify the phase unit to be capable of returning the user as well as phasing them out.

((Missed my post.))

[Harry Baldman]

Fashion a subspace communicator out of Eurodance Beacon. Hook up to main power supply, pump up the signal strength.

((Also missed this. Fortunately, this suits my plan just fine!))

[BFEL]

Yeah I know I missed a bunch of actions.
This is because they spilled over and I couldn't see them in my topic summary, and I was feeling lazy.

Create a weapon unit that uses the latent mystical properties of caustic cleaning chemicals to rapidly summon those creatures to flood an area. Use the innate magical properties of the random furry creature to modify the phase unit to be capable of returning the user as well as phasing them out.

((Missed my post.))

[1] Caustic Cleaning Chemicals have no latent mystical properties. Also you spilled them all over yourself. The creatures also have no magical properties.
You break the phase unit you are working on entirely. Good thing you made backups of the blueprints.

Fashion a subspace communicator out of Eurodance Beacon. Hook up to main power supply, pump up the signal strength.

((Also missed this. Fortunately, this suits my plan just fine!))

[6] You fashion a communicator and hook it up to the main power supply. You are found days later, having danced yourself to death in the music.

[Harry Baldman]

Hey, wasn't I supposed to get an auto-5 for that?

[BFEL]

Hey, wasn't I supposed to get an auto-5 for that?

That's when I forget actions, I didn't forget these, just couldn't see them.

TOTALLY DIFFERENT.
Absolutely.

[Harry Baldman]

Well then. Can't say it wasn't a worthy death, considering that now there's faster-than-light Eurodance waves playing throughout the cosmos. Next character!

Name: Rolf Botenschwartz
Job: Public Relations Director/Alien Torturer
First action: Hit on XO of other ship over communicator while their captain is busy basking in the afterglow.