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[Octobomb]

"Oh thank goodness. That was starting to grate. And you still haven't answered my question, ma'am. In fact, it would probably be good to come down to the lab now for a quick checkup."

[BFEL]

Can you go to the OOC chat to argue please? Before I remove you all from my ship.

Thank you for that, that's what I made that for, so this kind of clutter wouldn't happen here....AND IT STILL HAPPENED AND NOW I CANT SEE ALL YOUR POSTS. GODDAMMIT IMMA HAVE TO EDIT THIS REPEATEDLY NOW. SHIT.

What are you thinking of? I mean see what it can morph into and stuff like that. I would have put quotes around it if I meant that.
Put syrup in the airlock because of the A.I. being a dirty son of a gun.

[5] The airlock is full of syrup. And you didn't even die! Well you haven't died yet, probably will when the janitor finds out he has to clean that up.

Hm.

Add Eurodance Beacon to space gimp suit. A Eurodance Beacon operates similarly to a distress beacon, but instead of a distress call, it transmits cruel and unusual amounts of Eurodance.

[3] You now have a Eurodance beacon. It plays Eurodance very loudly. It is useless in space however, because you still don't understand physics, having rolled too low for that

"...Awrayt. Ah beit moah thayn Ah'd-uv dun, but whut mus' be dun mus' be dun."

Use caustic cleaning chemicals to drive Mark Shepherd into the airlock. Close airlock. Open outside of airlock.

Seeing the janitor come for me after the announcement I say"Mate you and me are the only sane ones on this ship and I'm not that sure about myself please don't make me kill you
Run to my panic room thanking my foresight in wearing a space ready power armor suit with gun before heading to communicate with the aliens. DON'T ATTACK THE JANITOR!.

[2,1] Mark attempts to run to his panic room, but turns out he forgot to turn on the motors in his power armor and it is really heavy, our janitor manages to lug him to the airlock, but upon opening it is covered in syrup.
Clean up in aisle 14!

Name: 'Professor' or 'Brain'
Appearance: A brain, in a jar. With tank treads and weaponry as well as a telekinietics ray, mind.
Occupation: Scientist of an unspecified field
Action: Break down the door of my lab. Find the Redshirt who locked me in and kill them.

Be HAL 9000

[3,4] The random brain breaks down the door of that lab we didn't know about and goes to find the redshirt who locked him in there! He finds Dan, who was the one who did it, but due to Dans...er....upgrades, he doesn't recognize him! Dan stands there mumbling about daisies.

Using the latent, reality-distorting properties of caustic cleaning chemicals, modify the dimensional phase unit to be able to transport the user back rather than just exiling them into a pure void.

[3] A small furry amphibian appears out of thin air and says "MAMA!" wait what?

(( Well I said come aboard and I didn't mean the ship ))

Welcome the captain to my bedroom, see if I can get pregnant twice.

PROTECT THE CAPTAIN.

As Captain Lexi and Mr. Fillion retire to her quarters, TCM follows them and wraps himself around Nates er.....HE PROTECTS THE CAPTAIN. FROM STDS.
GET THE FUNNEH NOW GWG?

[GreatWyrmGold]

((TCM, I think Alexandria was interested in engaging in sexual intercourse with the alien for whatever reason.))

"Ah'll give yew wun layst chayns: Wha awr yew sayn?"

[kj1225]

Kyle grabs the brains degree and takes it for his own to put next to his doctorate in engineering. Mostly for decoration.

[Harry Baldman]

Fashion a subspace communicator out of Eurodance Beacon. Hook up to main power supply, pump up the signal strength.

[Dansmithers]

I'm alive! YAY!
Kill the brain man.

[Empiricist]

Create a weapon unit that uses the latent mystical properties of caustic cleaning chemicals to rapidly summon those creatures to flood an area. Use the innate magical properties of the random furry creature to modify the phase unit to be capable of returning the user as well as phasing them out.

[TCM]

((TCM, I think Alexandria was interested in engaging in sexual intercourse with the alien for whatever reason.))

((Well, yeah. Who wouldn't?))

CELEBRATE! LAP DANCES FOR EVERYONE!

[GreatWyrmGold]

((I'd like to ask for clarification on what you're asking who would not do it, but I have a feeling that I would be an answer.))

[Alexandria]

Toss out protection man, back to bed.

[Parsely]

Hack all the interior airlocks and portals so that they are open, and remain open. Fill the entire ship in whipped cream. Enough to drown everyone aboard.

EDIT: Load up on firepower and then space the entire armoury before doing anything.

[Alexandria]

Execute the hacker, throw him out an airlock.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Execute the hacker, throw him out an airlock.

I'll help once I'm done spacing the current nutjob. Or if he convinces me he's not one.

[ragnarok97071]

Execute the hacker, throw him out an airlock.

Assist Action. :/ Trying to kill everyone with Whipped Cream. Sick the bunnies on him with their big sharp pointy teeth.

[TCM]

Send Elite Guard to fill Hacking party with deadly Rainbow Lasers.