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[kj1225]

Yes.

[Ozarck]

Prophet: convert the brothel: madam, employees, and customers.

(1) Your prophet turns out to be gay. So guess what kind of place he is in.

Was that a failure for the "listen to the god" roll? Well, since he apparently is still a worshiper ...
Boobs: Have the boobies alight on the female follower, I have other work for the Artist/Prophet.
Continue resurrecting the First Prophetess. (to be honest,  I thought a 3 or 2 on that roll would get me a zombie.)
Attract the attention and devotion of a nursing mother (What could possibly go wrong?)
Prophet: Begin work on holy book.
Sane, Sapient, Obsessed woman (Score!) - give  modest speech on the benefits of Boobs. Do this in the marketplace during the busy time.

[Persus13]

Investigate the town to the west. See if I can convert any while I am investigating. Also create a horrible monster to kill the raiders and use for a quest later.

You discover that everyone in the town was killed except for one man who is currently spread ghost repellent.

[kj1225]

Then send my worshipers to the southern tribe.

[Gamerlord]

Why do you hate me Persus?

Wail down an awesome guitar solo from the havens to convert the people.

[cattouchdis]

Put the fire in the temple out if it isn't already and have my followers start to rebuild from the conflict while considering nearby villages to take over convert.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Go to the town guard and explain all the things I do to benefit the town.
While I'm at it, locate criminals in town and bring them to the town guard. God-Man, away!
Continue curing diseases and impeding Zarut, of course.
If possible, aid Doh, Ki'Ol, and Odessy

[Harry Baldman]

Lupus: increase wolves' intelligence.
Dog-Prophet: convert raccoons.
Bear: convert other bears.
Converted Wolves: subjugate other wolves from a wide area.
Insane Teenage Apprentice: refuse to accept such treatment, quit and take to the wilderness as a survivalist.

[BeforeLifer]

Townsfolk: Add some religious flair to there respective work in an attempt to convert.
Town watch: Hunt down the thug that stole the money, incarcerate him, and give the merchant his money.
Town watch wives: Travel throughout the town and use there charm to convert people, if stuff hits the fan call in there husbands to protect them, without the servants following them.
Zarut: Fuck over On'Li again.

GWG this can't go on forever, sooner or later one of us is going to have at least 4/5th of the town and kick the other one out(likely me doing so to you at this rate, not being cocky, just statistics) which is why I propose a deal, we ignore each other from now on, and only once the town is completely following out gods, the person who has less people leaves town with all there followers, while the other one helps him out with some food and such, if the numbers are roughly equal instead of one sided we can have a good-ole brawl for control of the town, what do you say?

[Imperial Guardsman]

Escape and get new identity

[GreatWyrmGold]

GWG this can't go on forever, sooner or later one of us is going to have at least 4/5th of the town and kick the other one out(likely me doing so to you at this rate, not being cocky, just statistics) which is why I propose a deal, we ignore each other from now on, and only once the town is completely following out gods, the person who has less people leaves town with all there followers, while the other one helps him out with some food and such, if the numbers are roughly equal instead of one sided we can have a good-ole brawl for control of the town, what do you say?

1. That would require going back on what I've said, accepting your religiously-sanctioned prostitution, etc.
2. What's the fun in that?

[crazysheep]

PTW

[BeforeLifer]

GWG this can't go on forever, sooner or later one of us is going to have at least 4/5th of the town and kick the other one out(likely me doing so to you at this rate, not being cocky, just statistics) which is why I propose a deal, we ignore each other from now on, and only once the town is completely following out gods, the person who has less people leaves town with all there followers, while the other one helps him out with some food and such, if the numbers are roughly equal instead of one sided we can have a good-ole brawl for control of the town, what do you say?

1. That would require going back on what I've said, accepting your religiously-sanctioned prostitution, etc.
2. What's the fun in that?

Touché.
Well then, TO THE DEATH!

[Persus13]

GWG this can't go on forever, sooner or later one of us is going to have at least 4/5th of the town and kick the other one out(likely me doing so to you at this rate, not being cocky, just statistics) which is why I propose a deal, we ignore each other from now on, and only once the town is completely following out gods, the person who has less people leaves town with all there followers, while the other one helps him out with some food and such, if the numbers are roughly equal instead of one sided we can have a good-ole brawl for control of the town, what do you say?

1. That would require going back on what I've said, accepting your religiously-sanctioned prostitution, etc.
2. What's the fun in that?

Touché.
Well then, TO THE DEATH!

No, TO THE PAIN!

Sorry, couldn't resist. Especially since it's an apt reference.

[kj1225]

GWG this can't go on forever, sooner or later one of us is going to have at least 4/5th of the town and kick the other one out(likely me doing so to you at this rate, not being cocky, just statistics) which is why I propose a deal, we ignore each other from now on, and only once the town is completely following out gods, the person who has less people leaves town with all there followers, while the other one helps him out with some food and such, if the numbers are roughly equal instead of one sided we can have a good-ole brawl for control of the town, what do you say?

1. That would require going back on what I've said, accepting your religiously-sanctioned prostitution, etc.
2. What's the fun in that?

Touché.
Well then, TO THE DEATH!

No, TO THE PAIN!

Sorry, couldn't resist. Especially since it's an apt reference.

Indeed.