Give them the power of rock and have them use this power to convert people.
(6) You give your prophet and his disciple the power to control stone and make rock music. (2) They promptly amuse themselves by levitating stones around.
Followers: 1 prophet
1 disciple
Q'r'sh: Tell the prophet that On'li orders his followers to kick kittens. Also ritual abduction and murder and human sacrifice and stuff.
(2) "But my lord Q'r'sh, we kick and murder kittens all the time, what's wrong with that?"
Look at your house. Now back to me. Now look at your house. Now back to me. You can see me! Why? Because the whole village is now on drugs. Everything is possible when you're a follower of AAAAAAAAAAAA. Now walk that dinosaur!
(4) The household complies with walking the dinosaur.
Alternate Title: Old Spice Guy
Holy Dance: Walking the Dinosaur
Followers: 1 prophet (+1 to combat), 5 men holding torches and pitchforks (+1 to combat), one reluctant household
Enemies: 1 village
Lupus: empower the teenage apprentice's voice to let it obliterate standing structures when he sings.
Dog-Prophet: convert dogs of the area with your mad skills in landscape artistry.
(4) You succeed. (4-1) He wonders why that glass just broke when he sang.
(6) The Dog-prophet decides to paint an epic master(1)-squirrel!
Followers: 1 distracted Prophet Dog with a speech impediment and a gift for drawing adopted by an insane stuttering teenage apprentice who has a side business selling the stuff his dog draws and who can destroy objects with song.
Attract an artist to become my holy book producing prophet. Have her begin drawing.
(3) You send an artist a dream. He wakes up wondering what it meant.
I attempt to secretly annoy someone into attacking my village. Then squids.
(4) A small force of Nainites from the neighboring kingdom are given inspiration to attack your village. (2) a bunch of regular squids fall from the sky. The nainites grab the squids as part of their loot.
Spike the town's water supplies with drugs. MAAAGGIIIC drugs that reveal the truth of ME to all who take them. If that doesn't work, start giving everyone in the town free booze, and have my prophet start selling a perfect hangover cure.
(1) Your prophet doesn't like drugs. His daughter died of an overdose of them a year ago. (4) He likes the booze idea though, he wants you to get the booze though.
Followers:
1 old strong farmer prophet
Enemies: 1 ugly humiliated former prophet turned successful self-help book author
"Across the broken multiverse, in each world within infinity, billions cry out for redemption and cleansing, and we shall be the ones who give them what they wish for." - The Book of Angel.
When the tax collecter reads the book, come to him in a vision. Attempt to enter his mind and change the innate desire for order that humans have to an zealous level, then ask him if he wishes to join the Angel in order to create true order.
(1) The tax collector falls on hard times and has to sell much of his book collection. (2) Your book falls of the cart along the way to the market. (3) A child picks it up and decides to show it to his illiterate parents.
50% Holy Book: The Book of Angel
Cure my prophet's insanity--again--whilst informing Zarut that his third strike has been revoked.
Manifest a divine avatar in the form of a brilliantly blue dragon, and demand that the heathens convert!
(2) You fail to cure your prophet's fits of insanity
(3) You manifest in the form of a blue person. (Hey, it worked for Vishnu) No one seems to notice you.
Prophet: Preach in the town square how there is nothing wrong with prostitution and what is said about it is lies spread by the infidels who oppose the all powerful Zarut(aka convert).I swear to god if this guy doesn't do what I want for once I'm going to smite him next turn -.-
Merchant: Keep selling wares and converting, but only attempt to convert those without religion. Also pay the writer his installment.
Assassin's Guild: Get away and sneak back to the guild to prepare for the hit.
Prostitutes: Attempt to seduce convert the town watch.
Zarut: Summon a large holy eagle to land on my Prophets shoulders as he preaches to awe the listeners into converting..
(1) Your prophet decides to get some hands on experience with prostitution first. (3) When he sees the town watch he leaves for the square.
(4) Your merchant continues to make profits (4) and converts a few customers. But no one is without a religion in the village. (4) the writer gets his installment
(4 vs. 4) The assassins try and get away from the crowd, but the mob keeps up with them.
(4) The prostitutes comply. (6) The town watch are seduced by the prostitutes and promptly confiscate the prostitutes and marry them.
(3) A falcon lands on the prophet's shoulder. (6) It and the prophet bond instantly.
Holy Book: 3 turns away from completion. Next installment due in 3 turns.
Followers:
Bob the lazy clean thug prophet with falcon
1 wavering thug attendent
1 rich cloth merchant
20 townspeople
5 merchants
1 book merchant
15 thugs
1 Chief Assassin
4 Assassin's Guild Members
30 wives of the town watch
10 bandits
Enemies: On'Li
Goddess of Wind and Pity
The god of Magic and Disease
The rest of the turn:
The Rider: The Rider will grant his Prophet dominion over the village's horses.
Prophet: Use newfound powers to hide the horses away and tell the villagers that if they do not worship The Rider, then their horses will never return to them.
(4) your prophet can control horses (3) He causes 5 horses to hide away. (2) He decides to wait to tell the villagers until he gets hold of the rest.
Take my followers jealousy onto me so they no longer have it(Or give it to the followers of the god of Jealousy so that they are breaking my laws even more) and give their ranged weaponry to my followers so that they are trapped in the temple without a way to kill my followers. Also have some people get healing for the wounded.
(1) You accidentally make them even more jealous. (5) however, the bows and arrows of the followers of jealousy appear in the hands of your followers. (4) They use them to shoot the followers of jealousy, killing or injuring the 10 on the roof. (6) Several people pray to you to heal the wounded. (5) the wounded don't die, yet
Followers:
1 prophet
33 villagers
10 villagers with bows
3 injured villagers
Enemies:
7 fanatical followers of the God of jealousy
3 injured followers
Invest Marley and the four most musically talented of my followers with even greater musical ability and command my five chosen to sing/preach in the town square.
Figure out if any of the rest of my followers own farmland or know of any unowned farmland nearby and have 99%begin to plant the holy crop.
Have the remaining percentage survey the village and figure whose my major religious competitor in the town and how many souls live here.
(3) The 5 gifted followers gain the ability to play and sing at the same time. (1) Marley and Pals decides to go and have a jam session. (3) Their song they are making, called you need Ganja isn't bad but needs work.
(6) One of the followers is the son of a rich lord who is in town. He'll inherit part of the kingdom when his dad dies.
(1) The rest of the followers prefer to hold a party than survey the village.
Followers: 1 incredibly high prophet named Marley
15 young men and women