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[cattouchdis]

"See the unbelievers being smited and know that betraying me is bad, also they have only 20 people now. Destroy the believers of the god of Jealousy. It's fine to worship others just don't try to leave me."
Have my fifty followers go and destroy the twenty believers of the god of Jealousy, numbers are on my side! We don't need no Assassin's Guild.

[Persus13]

My religion isn't sane?

No, it's just if I had to follow any of these religions, I'd follow On'Li

[kj1225]

You wouldn't follow the one who's god routinely sends birds of prey to help his followers?

[Persus13]

You wouldn't follow the one who's god routinely sends birds of prey to help his followers?

(1) You fail to convert the GM

[BeforeLifer]

Deciding which religion is the coolest at this point is really tough.

Kj's: only realistic one right now

LordSlowpoke's: hilarious

Harry Baldman's: the dice seem to hate Lupus

GWG's religion is completely sane so far.

What about mine

Prophet: Go out to calm, and if possible convert, the mob at the Brothel.
Brothel owner: Attempt last action if prophet is successful, if not gather more people in case of a brawl.
Zarut: If stuff gets hairy assist via smiting, if not plant holy thoughts in individuals to convert them.

Have my prophet meet the prophet of this false god and challenge him to a test of their deities' abilities.
Use my power to plant holy thoughts in the unbelievers, starting with the brothel owner and others within the brothel.
If anyone attacks my prophet or the mob she created, strike them down with holy acid! Because lightning and fire are such cliches.

Godly Duel!
(3) Zarut's thug prophet sends one of his thug friends to calm the mob. (3) He starts trying to do so, (3) but On'Li's prophet attempts to convert him by pointing out how prostitution gives you diseases and oppresses women. (3) The thug decides that he doesn't really want diseases and maybe they have a point, though they shouldn't be burning down brothels. (1) Meanwhile an angry brothel owner (4) gathers a mob of Zarut's followers, pimps, and brothel owners and attacks the anti-prostitution mob. (2,1) Both gods fail to smite anyone because they're too busy making popcorn, On'Li slightly burns his. (6 vs. 5) Both mobs do very well, and slaughter each other until only the former prostitute, a random brothel owner who doesn't follow Zarut but was in the mob, and the thug sent by Zarut's prophet are left. The brothel is still standing however. (1) And the eagle Odessy sent got killed in the fray.

Spoiler: On'li (click to show/hide)

Followers: 1 formerly insane prostitute
Enemies: Zarut

Cloth Merchant: Pay the merchant to write the book, if not enough money is available work out a deal where the money is payed over time.
Assassin's Guild: Gather more information while the festival is going on.

(5) The cloth merchant pays the author to write the book (6) in a series of installments. The book will be done in (5) turns.
(6) The assassin's guild finds out a ton of information, but think they were spotted by an attendant

Spoiler: Zarut (click to show/hide)

Holy Book: 5 turns away from completion. Next installment due in 2 turns.
Followers:
1 clean thug prophet
1 wavering thug attendent
1 rich cloth merchant
15 townspeople
5 merchants
1 book merchant
15 thugs
1 Chief Assassin
4 Assassin's Guild Members
10 elite prostitutes
20 prostitutes
10 bandits
Enemies: On'Li

YESSSSS, also, POPCORN!

Anyway
Prophet: Preach in the town square how there is nothing wrong with prostitution and what is said about it is lies spread by the infidels who oppose the all powerful Zarut(aka convert).
Merchant: Sell there various wares to earn money to pay for the holy book, while attempting to convert the odd customer.
Assassin's Guild: Figure out for sure if they were spotted, if so assassinate him if it is safe, if not safe attempt to talk there way out of it without consequences, if not spotted just leave the seen and prepare for the assassination at the end of the festival. So many ways this could bone me lol.
Prostitutes: Convert the brothel owner and anyone else working there, also raid the bodies of the slaughter for money/weapons and such.
Zarut: Make On'Li's prophet insane again

[GreatWyrmGold]

Deciding which religion is the coolest at this point is really tough.

Is it?

Kj's: only realistic one right now

How so?

Harry Baldman's: the dice seem to hate Lupus

It's never Lupus.

GWG's religion is completely sane so far.

Are you remotely surprised?
I tell you, if it had been me and not Moses who got those Ten Commandments...it probably would have been about the same, but I would have cut back on the other crazy religious rules later!

Oppose Zarut's slander and attempt to make my prophet insane!
Have my prophet perform miracles and explain the truth about the lying, cruel, disease-and-depravity-permitting, dissident-assassinating Zarut.

[Chink]

Bury my former prophet's house in LSD to "help" his inspiration process, and heal my current prophet so that he may go out and preach.

((You forgot to remove stuttering from my prophet.))

[Persus13]

Bury my former prophet's house in LSD to "help" his inspiration process, and heal my current prophet so that he may go out and preach.

((You forgot to remove stuttering from my prophet.))

This caused me to burst out laughing.

[Chink]

Bury my former prophet's house in LSD to "help" his inspiration process, and heal my current prophet so that he may go out and preach.

((You forgot to remove stuttering from my prophet.))

This caused me to burst out laughing.

Glad I could deliver, my GM.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Bury my former prophet's house in LSD to "help" his inspiration process, and heal my current prophet so that he may go out and preach.

((You forgot to remove stuttering from my prophet.))

This caused me to burst out laughing.

Is this really the craziest...okay, yeah it is.

[Ozarck]

Name of god: Boobs
First action for prophet: Flaunt your stuff at the local gym. Convert any you catch looking.

Hi, guys!
I have laughed so much at Lupus' adventures.

[Kaferian]

Name of god: The Rider
First Action for Prophet: Start murdering the village's horses in the night. Tell the villagers that the killings will continue if the village does not dedicate a shrine to me.

[Fniff]

"Setbacks are only as troubling as you let them be. - The Book of Angel"

Create a much less... pure sample of the Book of Angel and leave it in another place, perhaps a scholar's library.

[Dariush]

Name of god: Q'r'sh;
First action for prophet: convince the villagers that all their troubles stem from the evil influence of On'li and that they must go to war with his village.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Ha! Joke's on you! I don't have a village!