Send a large bird of prey to help On'li because all gods that like things associated with parties are on my shit list. Have my followers preach in the streets.
(3) A regular size eagle heads to help out.
(1) Your followers decide to hold a party to celebrate you saving them and giving them a new life.
Holy Book: An Account of the Matyrdom of the Prophet of Odessy
Sacred Animals: Birds of Prey
Followers: 1 historian and his family of 10 + 2 servants
Enemies: The Followers of the God of Sleep
"We are getting somewhere. I must be subtle, fear of god (As there is only one true God, me, the rest are heretical idols) can be a powerful motivator and a terrible demotivator."
Put in an unseen but likely place for the soldier to find, an old leatherbound book titled the Book of Angel. This book shall teach him how to bring about the world of order, by pledging his alligence to the Angel and obeying his orders.
(1) A book falls out of the sky into the soldier's hands. (1) The holiness of the book burns him to a crisp instantly
Fix the stuttering, try again.
(5) Stuttering fixed, your prophet (2-1) cannot go out and preach because he is recovering from the beating he took. (1) Meanwhile your opponent gets writer's block and burns his new manuscript in frustration.
Followers:
1 old beat-up strong stuttering farmer prophet
Enemies: 1 ugly humiliated former prophet turned successful self-help book author
Endow teenage apprentice with incredible charisma, though let it develop gradually as he sells the works of the dog.
(1) The teenage apprentice is endowed with incredible stuttering!
Followers: 1 Amorous Prophet Dog with a speech impediment and a gift for drawing adopted by stuttering teenage apprentice who has a side business selling the stuff his dog draws
OPEN THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR
ERRYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
(6) "To hear is to obey Lord AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. ERRYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR!"
(4) The household your followers enter is happy at the dinnertime entertainment they just received.
Followers: 1 prophet (+1 to combat), 5 men holding torches and pitchforks (+1 to combat)
Enemies: 1 village
Name of god: Ooogleboog
First action for prophet: Be a member of a fair city being invaded. FLYING SQUID ATTACK ON OFFENSIVE ARMY COMMENCES. I shout, "I, OOGLEBOOG, TELL YOU LOT TO SHUT UP AND HAVE YOUR SOULS DEVOURED BY SQUIDS!" I tell the prophet, "Go out, and wave your arms about like an idiot, for I have saved your city and all of my followers must do that at some point of their lives!"
(1) You notice he's in a tiny village of pacifists.
Have my Prophet go see how much it would cost to hire the Assassin's Guild to take out key people of the god of Jealousy. Also, try to smite the unbelievers who left me to join the god of Jealousy
(5) The nearest Assassin's Guild is in another nearby village two day's journey to the west. Are you sure you wish your prophet to go there? (4) The 30 new converts keel over and die.
Followers:
1 prophet
50 villagers
Enemies:
20 fanatical followers of the God of jealousy
Prophet: Go out to calm, and if possible convert, the mob at the Brothel.
Brothel owner: Attempt last action if prophet is successful, if not gather more people in case of a brawl.
Zarut: If stuff gets hairy assist via smiting, if not plant holy thoughts in individuals to convert them.
Have my prophet meet the prophet of this false god and challenge him to a test of their deities' abilities.
Use my power to plant holy thoughts in the unbelievers, starting with the brothel owner and others within the brothel.
If anyone attacks my prophet or the mob she created, strike them down with holy acid! Because lightning and fire are such cliches.
Godly Duel!
(3) Zarut's thug prophet sends one of his thug friends to calm the mob. (3) He starts trying to do so, (3) but On'Li's prophet attempts to convert him by pointing out how prostitution gives you diseases and oppresses women. (3) The thug decides that he doesn't really want diseases and maybe they have a point, though they shouldn't be burning down brothels.
(1) Meanwhile an angry brothel owner (4) gathers a mob of Zarut's followers, pimps, and brothel owners and attacks the anti-prostitution mob. (2,1) Both gods fail to smite anyone because they're too busy making popcorn, On'Li slightly burns his. (6 vs. 5) Both mobs do very well, and slaughter each other until only the former prostitute, a random brothel owner who doesn't follow Zarut but was in the mob, and the thug sent by Zarut's prophet are left. The brothel is still standing however. (1) And the eagle Odessy sent got killed in the fray.
Followers: 1 formerly insane prostitute
Enemies: Zarut
Cloth Merchant: Pay the merchant to write the book, if not enough money is available work out a deal where the money is payed over time.
Assassin's Guild: Gather more information while the festival is going on.
(5) The cloth merchant pays the author to write the book (6) in a series of installments. The book will be done in (5) turns.
(6) The assassin's guild finds out a ton of information, but think they were spotted by an attendant
Holy Book: 5 turns away from completion. Next installment due in 2 turns.
Followers:
1 clean thug prophet
1 wavering thug attendent
1 rich cloth merchant
15 townspeople
5 merchants
1 book merchant
15 thugs
1 Chief Assassin
4 Assassin's Guild Members
10 elite prostitutes
20 prostitutes
10 bandits
Enemies: On'Li
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