Try scratching yourself with a knife.
AAAAAAH MOTHERFUCKING OW WHY DID I DO THAT?!
How about a silly snail. Those are hermaphroditic so I won't have to guess.
That works. However, I'd like to point out that hermaphroditic means, bluntly, having the characteristics of both genders. Err, in that way. XD But I'll just be happy as a silly snail.
Still, where were you told otherwise?
Pluck a hair out.
You pull on one of your hairs. It comes out...sort of. It just keeps extending out the more you pull; several feet long at this point. When you let go of it, the hair springs back into your body, retracting like a tape measure.
Produce static electricity against the hair.
You give yourself a small shock. It seems to produce no noticeable effects.
Howl at the Moon. Then find a vampire and punch it.
Howling at the moon is easy. Finding that vampire proves to be much more difficult.
See how flammable hair is, not while attached to me though
Your attempts to pull a hair out to burn it prove futile when it just extends for several feet. You do try to burn a part thats a few feet away from you though. Fire doesn't seem to effect it.
Shave a bit of it and see what happens.
What happens is that the razor stops dead against the hair and scrapes across with a horrible metal on metal sound, like you were shaving steel wool.