Miles flips through his journal again...
Day 1
I thought'd it be nice to copy my thoughts for future iterations to pore and puzzle over. Not gonna make a lick of sense to you-I'm talking to YOU which is me-but you'll figure it out, huh? Or it will figure you out, chum.
Anyway, we're setting off today. She's a fine ship, hey. Two stacks and gleaming steel all around, bought her from an affiliate at the White Star Line. Captain Ornage. Not a mispelling, it's actually 'Ornage', not 'orange'. I think he's a Swede. Why would he be a ship captain from a landlocked country I can't say. He's a swell enough fellow, though he doesn't drink and I'm pretty sure he's not into baseball. Didn't even know who Babe Ruth was!
The ship, yeah. We named her the 'Aello', cause it was all fancy and whatnot. Hey, I'm just on guard duty, right? I'd have named her 'Merissa' or 'Kathryn'. A nice gal of a ship, heh.
Anyways, the harbors calling me. We'll sail right out past the Lady with the Torch, she'll wave us goodbye, right? Cause I aint got not lady to wave me goodbye, that's for sure. Me and Evi hung that one up awhile ago...ahh, but I ramble on and on. You'll not get everything easy, future not me.
Day ?
We hit the current dead on. Ornage's one hell of a stick, turns out. Oh, jeez, this aint no normal current either. Otherwise why would there be all these weirdo's around like me? Seems we take the prize for diversity around here. We got a minotaur man calls himself 'Hax'-whose a pretty good cook too-he's always trying to armwestle me. Bloke could snap me like a piece of peanut brittle! There's also a Vampire Bloke, calls himself Husam, he's one of them Islams. Decent enough fellow, speaks good enough English. Hell, speaks English better than I do. Promised me he has enough blood for the trip. I think he was making a joke, but he's not the sort to tell you he's making a joke, right? Yeah, dry humor. I like that.
We got a few others...about a half dozen of those little Kobolds creeps..er, specialists. They're sort of creepy and real quiet. I think they're mercenaries, treasure hunters or something. Got a wing of winged guys (heh) who won't tell me if they're angels or demons or whatevers. They seem to be able to look however they want. Met a sweet thing, a little lady named Trish McClintock. She's sort of a Ghost huh, but a solid one-she's not like a zombie, or a vampire or whatver. She's nice to me. She likes it better this way, she says...told me she lives by snaking on 'emotions', like happy or sad or uh, turned on. Interesting lady.
That's the crazy crew, sure. Feel a bit outta place, being the only flesh and blood Human.
But, this ain't an ordinary ship right? We're sure not sailing on water anymore, hah.
Day ?
We bought spotted the White Whale, real close today. I saw her. Never thought I would. She was beautiful for something that could do so much damage...well, we were all loaded up and ready, yeah. We can't hurt her, nah, that's impossible. How about you try to extinguish the sun with a bucket of water or wrap a lasso round the moon? Nope! But, we've all got the skills to force her back...back where she belongs. So she doesn't come to Earth. All in all, most of us like Earth. We can't have some Old God's pet cat clawing the furniture, so to speak. Gods, right? They seem to be pretty careless buggers when it comes to these things.
But...we saw that Lady real close, and she just floated on anyway. Not paying us much mind. Captain's gonna follow her, real close. We're only gonna get one chance, and if we mess up, we'll be drifting in the black, or resting in her stomach.
Day ?
First blood, so to speak. It's not easy to herd something that big, even with all of us combined. The Kobolds clambered up on her, real gentle like-she coulda whipped them to eternity with one twitch. They put in the little gem things, which is my part of this whole shebang. I'm one to brag. I figured how to make these special gems, huh-they make spells hit harder, like the sun through a magnifying glass. But ya gotta put em on right, in the right way. That's the only way we can get her to pay attention to us.
Problem being, one of the Kobolds got spooked-his fellas tried to help him, but...well, the Lady didn't look kindly to someone crawling all over her rump. Next thing we know, the whole group is a big mess of guts and slime and all my gems I made.
I can make more, hey. But whose going to put them on?
Day ?
I'm a sucker for lost causes. Me and Trish have been getting close, real close. She says she likes that taste of my memories-'melancholy, but oh so sweet'. Ahh, she's cold to the touch...but I'm not a man to kiss and tell, future not myself. I guess that's why I'm writing this. Trish is already dead, but you're not. Hopefully she'll be around when you are. You watch after her, you hear? Or I'll come to the future and kick your ass!
Oh yeah, let's continue.
Hit the Lady with the first big spell. She turned about, good sight, hey. Away from home. I asked the captain-Ornage, not Orange-what he thought about what we were doing. He tells me she's not really much more than an animal, not malicious or anything. She just happens to eat planets. Not much more evil than a thunderstorm or a flood. I can understand that. I worry we bounce her away from Earth, she bounces off to someplace else, then we're to blame...but, I can take the bad dreams, if it means we're still here afterwards.
Day ? (what, ya think I'd number them, sucker?)
She's almost to home base, rounding third. We keep up the pressure. I gotta say, we're all pretty tired. I have to make new gems every day-and we didn't plan on it, but I'm pitching magic too. Every ounce I got. We'll put her off our scent.
Got to say, the only rest I get is with Trish. Not that all we're doing is resting. I wonder if we'll be anything after, or is this just a sort of fling, right? I don't know if...well, it'll happen if it happens. I can only keep going. For her, for everybody. Aint gonna get no ticker tape parade, but that's the thing right? We knew were probably weren't coming home anyway.
Praise Avias, I hope we can do this.
Day ?
S'done. The Lady turned off, she's in a new current now. Hopefully won't swing around to Earth for a good long time, though you best watch and make sure.
Well, like we guessed, the ship couldn't take the hit, the backflow, the reverb-whatever you like. We're adrift and Aello aint gonna sail no more on the wild yonder. She's a good ship, I guess. Got us far.
The others-who survived, anyway-are planning on last push. We got some portals out, to who the hells knows where. I looked in one and it led back to a place of damn giant lizard monsters. Sure, sure-next. Hax rolled on through, said he was looking for a challenge. Crazy, I tell ya! Hah.
Husam was next. He just picked up the first stone and walked through, said God is Great and he'll watch me go. I was sad to see him go. He's a nice guy, for a vampire.
Ornage-not Orange-also took his leave, tipped his hat and passed on. Problem was I thought I heard him scream before the portal snapped shut behind him. Ah, trick of the wind, right? Heh heh.
Now, if this was a rinky dink story with a sweet little tied in a bow ending, you'd see me write how me and Trish hopped through a portal hand in hand and strolled onto fifth avenue, happily ever after, had us a bunch of ghost children. Truth is, she was gone when I woke up this morning. Didn't even leave a note. I'm guessing she had a different way out than us, on account of not being alive. I don't blame her...I hope she's safe, wherever she is.
Well, that leaves just me right? Melvin West, that's my name, there ya go. Mel's taking the high road outta this dump. Got a portal that doesn't look totally instant death on the otherside, but would it? The winged blokes probably ended up in naturia...well, gonna finish up here and toss this journal into the pit. The words I wrote will reach ya, they always do.
Later, friend-future not me. Try to save the world at least once before ya go, right? We've got a reputation to live up to.