Decided to finally open the first cavern level up and have the melee squad explore around a bit, when a cyclops appears up on the surface and charges for the fortress draw bridge Well, no one is outside, might as well close the bridge and station the marksdwarves in the entrance ravelin.
What's this, Famine Summerlion, visiting Pandashi axe-panda, armed only with his copper halberd and wearing only the fur Armok gave him, is outside? Too bad, he's probably- Holy Carp! He's going to town on that cyclops! Dang, son, that is some kung-fu panda action! You sliced off his eyelid? Sick moves!
Too bad about your mangled arm, but that's evidently not going to stop you. Melee squad is back from the caverns and ready to rumble but you've gone and finished the job by knocking him out and smashing his head over and over again. Your kung-fu is mighty, indeed, Famine. You're looking a little pale from blood loss, maybe head down to the hospital-no, I understand, you totally need a drink from the bar first, of course. Barkeep! Get this Panda a drink!