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[mastahcheese]

DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE A FRIGGEN FOREST THE SIZE OF RUSSIA

And the reason I'm using gimp and not some hex mapper tool is because the trees actually extend upwards to partially block the hex above it, to give a pseudo 3D effect.

[Gentlefish]

In toooootally unrelated news I'm making a pokemon database.

So far I'm up to having it read three pokemon from a file. Huzzah! Now to cram all of Kanto in there, and then, THE WORLD!

[Remuthra]

He's old and walks with a cane. Preferably one carved with mysterious and plot-relevant images.

[Gentlefish]

whut.

[Remuthra]

Character creation derail action.

[flabort]

EP derail game action:

>Create another derail in the updates thread where players are themselves, that interacts and affects this one where we all control mastahcheese.

[mastahcheese]

Leave EP alone! He's already lost 24 sanity just to keep up with you madmen!

[Elephant Parade]

Leave EP alone! He's already lost 24 sanity just to keep up with you madmen!

The update is still sitting in a tab, completed except for NPC actions. I'll work on it eventually.

[flabort]

How much SAN has Mastahcheese lost, I wonder?
I roll for SAN every time I use my computer, though, so it can't be too much more than EP.

[Remuthra]

I got approved by the Eldritch Credit Bureaus to take out a large SAN loan, so I could keep performing my daily functions.

[Elephant Parade]

Hmmm, actually, you know what?
TURN CHANGE!
<create serious Sam and doom guy, get them to destroy the opposition!

(1-1)You create an evil embodiment of doom named Sam. Whoops.

>Create new races; Kobalds, Goblins and Bugbears, oh my!

(3-1)You fail to do so.

<reform magic into a primarily good focused entity and then tell everyone to attack mop man and evil cloneclone

(4-3)Magic sets you on fire.

Well, while you were busy brainstorming, I just added a massive mountain range to the map.

Why did you stop posting actions for my hijack RTD? Are you insulted by it having you be schizophrenic?

<><><>ADD MOAR MOUNTAINS TO MAPS

There, also I went ahead and counted how far across the mountain range I added was.
From the farthest points east to west, it's 102 tiles long.
That's 18 short of half the circumference of the planet.

(4)You add some mountains. The map is mostly complete!

>KILL ALL NPCS WITH KITTY CLAWS



That better?

(4-1)You lightly scratch all NPCs with your kitty claws.

EP derail game action:

>Create another derail in the updates thread where players are themselves, that interacts and affects this one where we all control mastahcheese.

(1-1)You want two games? You're lucky I don't end this one.

===NPC TURN EXTRAVAGANZA===
(5-1)mastahclone strikes Evil Mop Man's mop for 4 damage, but takes 1 damage.
(1-1)Evil Mop Man accidentally hits a wall with his mop, breaking it. One of the wooden shards hits him for 1 damage.
(6-1)Iron Jervis uses a massive Laser Blast on Evil Mop Man, inflicting 6 damage.
(2-1)mastahcloneevilclone chokes on another muffin and takes 2 damage.
(2-1)mastahcloneclone also chokes on a muffin, suffering 2 damage as a result.
(4-1)mastahcloneevilclonegoodclone bakes another two muffins.
(5-1)Man With a Hat obtains yet another hat.
(2-1)Magic extends its influence to the next round.
(6-1)Sam, Embodiment of Doom uses Void Blades. All allies suffer 2 damage! Mastahcloneclone dies!

Spoiler: mastahcheese (click to show/hide)

|====      | (Life)
|==========| (Hunger)

Skills:
  Soul Eater: Increases damage at the cost of 1 life per hit.
  Bardic Music: Inflicts Dance.
Statuses:
  Soul Eater: Attacks inflict more damage, but drain 1 life per hit.
Passives:
  STUBBORN: Reduces damage taken, but also slows progress on map.

Spoiler: mastahclone (click to show/hide)

|==        | (Life)
|======    | (Hunger)
Skills:
  Soul Eater: Increases damage at the cost of 1 life per hit.
  Bardic Music: Inflicts Dance.
Statuses:
  Soul Eater: Attacks inflict more damage, but drain 1 life per hit.

Spoiler: mastahcloneclone (click to show/hide)

|          | (Life)
|======    | (Hunger)
Skills:
  Soul Eater: Increases damage at the cost of 1 life per hit.
  Bardic Music: Inflicts Dance.
Statuses:
  Soul Eater: Attacks inflict more damage, but drain 1 life per hit.
  Dead: Dead.

Spoiler: mastahcloneevilclonegoodclone (click to show/hide)

|=====     | (Life)
|========  | (Hunger)
Skills:
  Soul Eater: Increases damage at the cost of 1 life per hit.
  Bardic Music: Inflict Dance.
Statuses:
  Soul Eater: Attacks inflict more damage, but drain 1 life per hit.

Spoiler: Iron Jervis (click to show/hide)

|==========| (Life)
|========  | (Armour)
|===       | (Energy)
Skills:
  Laser Blast: Inflicts heavy damage, but drains Energy.
  Recharge: Restores Energy.
  Repair: Restores Armour, but drains Energy.
Passives:
  Armour: Reduces damage and applies it to Armour instead of Life until Armour is drained.

Spoiler: Evil Mop Man (click to show/hide)

|===       | (Life)
|          | (Mop)

Skills:
  Mop Swing: Inflicts damage on one foe with a powerful swing. Damages mop.
Passives:
  Mop Block: Redirects damage to mop.

Spoiler: mastahcloneevilclone (click to show/hide)

|=         | (Life)
|========  | (Hunger)
Skills:
  Soul Eater: Increases damage at the cost of 1 life per hit.
  Bardic Music: Inflict Dance.
Statuses:
  Soul Eater: Attacks inflict more damage, but drain 1 life per hit.

Spoiler: Sam, Embodiment of Doom (click to show/hide)

|  INFINITE  | (Life)

Skills:
  Void Blades: Inflicts 1 damage on all foes using infernal magic.
  Doom Touch: Inflicts Doom on one foe.
  Cursed Edge: Inflicts 3 damage using an ancient sword.
Passives:
  Invincible: Prevents self from taking any damage.
  Doomed: Inflicts Doom on self at the start of combat.
Effects:
  Doom: Will die in 3 turns.

Spoiler: Man With Hat (click to show/hide)

|==========| (Life)
|====      | (Hats)
Skills:
  Hat Bash: Inflicts damage according to your current number of Hats.
  Hat Throw: Powerful attack that sacrifices one Hat.

Spoiler: Magic (click to show/hide)

Magic incarnate. It has no set stats, skills, or passives.

Spoiler: Computer (click to show/hide)

|======    | (Map)
|=         | (Races)

Passives:
  Python Program: Work on the map takes half as long.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

(x3)Healing Muffin: Restores 2 Life and 2 Hunger when eaten.
(x1)Hat: Reduces damage taken by 1.

[mastahcheese]

How much SAN has Mastahcheese lost, I wonder?

I took a feat, so it works a little differently for me.

As a side note, I finished adding in the Russia sized forest, and spruced (get it?) it up a little.
So now the biggest thing left is the other, larger continent, but since it's mostly desert, it shouldn't be all that hard.

[flabort]

>Make bad puns to negate Sam's offensive abilities.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

<use whiteout, it destroys all allies, but all of the health together is applied on each enime.

[TCM]

Are new players still accepted and all?

I'd like to be the first of a new generation to step into this brave new world.