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[Xantalos]

Continue being a destructive force bent on reducing the world to ashes.

Temporarily leave the planet core and eat Pufferfish. Then return.

[Gentlefish]

How do you even eat an intangible force.

[BFEL]

Bring suit back on-line. Then be traveling salesman salesman.
As in I sell traveling salesmen to businesses who require door-to-door marketing.

[Lukeinator]

Heal wounds

[wolfchild]

Uhhh, goooood joooooob..... I guess, Go find new possible converts

[Coolrune206]

Spawn as a hooded Dwarf On Wolfchild's Back. "I'll Listen!"

[TopHat]

Screw this. I'm off.
Put the dropped guard (dead or wounded) and the gold thing on the wagon. Exit mountainhomes. Kick Jerk McWizard in the face on way out if he's between me and the exit, otherwise just leave.
Turn to the helpful power-armoured dwarf.
"this place is going to hell. We're off to see the world. Care to join us?" *glares in direction of wizard* "we could do with another companion"

[Remuthra]

Treant revenge power!

[BFEL]

Screw this. I'm off.
Put the dropped guard (dead or wounded) and the gold thing on the wagon. Exit mountainhomes. Kick Jerk McWizard in the face on way out if he's between me and the exit, otherwise just leave.
Turn to the helpful power-armoured dwarf.
"this place is going to hell. We're off to see the world. Care to join us?" *glares in direction of wizard* "we could do with another companion"

"Hmm....Well I AM planning to get into business. The traveling salesman selling business. You could be my first product/service/guy what does that thing I said.
I wonder if'n them humies might need some traveling salesmen."

[Tomcost]

Wait, guts don't need to breathe! I HAVE WON THE GAME

[BFEL]

Wait, guts don't need to breathe! I HAVE WON THE GAME

That water will still probably splatter you, as it probably should have splattered everyone it landed on.
Ever seen that gif where the construction truck with the scoop on the front (I can't think of the name of the damn thing and I never can ) has the scoop filled with water and dumps it on a car? Car gets CRUSHED. I always thought Tsunamis and such were totally overblown until that.

[squidgen]

Awww, come on! I was in the perfect place to set up a crundle city. It had adamantine! But nooooo, I get chased off by a flood created by evil elephants.

Run as fast as I can. Instruct the crundles to do the same.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Learn that damn Stone Magic already.

...Aren't you in the Mountainhomes?

Wake up.

Screw this. I'm off.
Put the dropped guard (dead or wounded) and the gold thing on the wagon. Exit mountainhomes. Kick Jerk McWizard in the face on way out if he's between me and the exit, otherwise just leave.
Turn to the helpful power-armoured dwarf.
"this place is going to hell. We're off to see the world. Care to join us?" *glares in direction of wizard* "we could do with another companion"

"Hmm....Well I AM planning to get into business. The traveling salesman selling business. You could be my first product/service/guy what does that thing I said.
I wonder if'n them humies might need some traveling salesmen."

Join these guys. Create a Golden Gravity Gondola, a floating boat. Fly us out of this place!

[Tomcost]

Umm, move? away from the flood

[Coolrune206]

And what happened to the boat I arrived on? It would have plugged the flood! All the recent turns have never happened! :O