This is a Roll to Dodge Game. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. Engraved is the image of a Thread Necromancer and a dwarf. The Thread Necromancer is making a plaintive gesture. The dwarf is screaming. The artwork relates to the continuation of the Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail game in 2013. It menaces with spikes of malice and is encircled with bands of agony and bad artwork.
GM wanting to murder people to get on with this wretched mess
I ROLL TO END THE GAME
(4) SUCK IT MOUNTAINHOME
The mountain collapses on itself!
Mountainhomes
jump into water and rescue drowning dwarves
(1) You are blasted away from the mountain violently as it falls in on itself! Your bloodspawn is destroyed! Your suit is offline!
BLAST SHADOW DRAGON WITH MAGMA BREATH
HAVE KID ATTACK SHADOW DRAGON IN TANDEM
(4) You blast that dragon with the fury of your God-father! ...Your father being a god, not the other meaning of the word.
>Create loads of mugs. FLOOD THE MOUNTAIN HOME WITH MUGS!
(5) You create some many mugs it makes the flood worse! And then you are crushed under the weight of the mountain!
Beat the shit outta the shadow dragon, like Master said.
(1) Your master's attack is so powerful it incinerates you!
teleport to the outside of the fort
(4) You teleport into the Gurdwara, which crashes into you, leaving you in severe pain and injury!
Fly towards the huaman battle.
(4) You get shot down!
Let him use the prototype. Teach him the controls, but don't go with--I don't have any SCUBA armor (sans BCD, fins, etc).
Work on a new, more successful Golden Giving-Up-On-Alliteration Submersible.
(2) The mountainhome falls and knocks you out!
Get outta the water. THEN LEARN STONE MAGIC.
(5) You manage to swim out of the water and are blasted to safety!
Carry on shooting the wizard in the back as he tries to flee.
(4) You shoot him down!
RUN! AND TRY TO GET THE STONE TO SAVE MAh FRIEND!
(6) You manage a super-dwarven feat of speed and grab your friend as he shoots out of the water!
Sacrifice myself to seal Xantalos in a laser-cage.
(4) You entrap the serpent along with yourself!
Caverns
Follow the powder person.
(4) You follow, you start to hear something behind you.
Shrug with my guts and get going away from the mountainhomes
(4) You also follow, and
also hear something. Guts can't hear!
Continue upon me quest for the FABLED ORES OF LEGEND AND OLD!
(5) You can see a beautiful blue sheet of rock at your feet!
((Would be boring, not drawing))
Elven Forests
Get up, start preaching the word of KJ, must convert more than just one individual
(2) You try preaching, but your comrade begins to murder your audience!
Cannibalize the impromptu meteors.
Blast him to dust if he tries. Avoid getting the dragon hit.
(3) You try to eat them, but are blasted to dust!
(5) You blast them all to dust! Except your friend.
Human Lands
I cannot be blinded, as I have polarized eyes! Shoot all the foolish humans, for peace is great, while war is for gibbons. Yes. War is for monkeys.
(1) OH GOD THE PAIN MY EYES OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY You incinerate yourself!
Use the notes I have taken to advance my technology! Implement that technology in my kingdom
(6) You advance your settlement to the Copper Age!
continue attacking
(6) You wipe out the remaining forces because I'm too lazy to finish the fight scene!
((The picture would be super boring so I'm not drawing it, also I need to make lots of changes to it, anyway.))
Wizard's Island
Wonder where my armor and mace went. Then magic a hole in the top of the tower by ripping out a chunk, then jump in using my magic to float down through reducing the force of the fall.
(1) You can't find your armor! You blast a hole in the tower and plummet to your death!
((Not drawing))
Far Side of Gia
Add ballistae to siege engine.
(6) You improve your flying death engine!
((Also not drawing))
Afterlife
Fly out the revolving door to the afterlife in my ghostly jetpack and slam into death. Grab his scythe and fly back out as a ghost with death's scythe and a jetpack.
(?) Death stops you as you fly back in.
"There's been a change of plans. The world can not continue as it has been. It requires...
Renovations.
I'm locking the door, nobody goes back to the world of the living until it is ready for them again.
However, I'm too busy with renovating the world to bring some of them here, so you're going to do that for me."
Death hands you his Scythe and points you to the door.
"You know what to do."
Void
Stars
Helios: Sun
-Gia: Planet
--Hatvia: Moon
-Flabort: Planet
-Jupiter: Planet
-Bay13: Derelict Starship
-Winter Storm: Derelict Starship
KJ1225
-Created: Sun, Gia
-Creatures: Lamias
-Influence: Minor
Xantalos
-Created: None
-Creatures: Void-Spawn, Magma Snakes
-Influence: Negligible
GreatWyrmGold
-Created: None
-Creatures: Dragons
-Influence: Minor
Remuthra
-Created: Stars, Moon
-Creatures: Dwarves
-Influence: Minor
Races:
-Dwarves
-Lamias
-Humans
-Elves
-Wizards
Wonders:
-The Towers of Trial: World Wonder
-Nazush Midortosid: Power Armor
--Blood-Spawn
-MountainAssaults: Siege Fortress
-Zustashmabdug Thunen: Artifact Ale
Dwarven Civilization
-Dwarven Age
Lamias Civilization
-Copper Age
Kingdom of poketwo
-Copper Age
Kingdom of Glloyd
-Copper Age
BFEL, First Dwarf - Suit Offline Creator of Nazush Midortosid
Aseaheru - Healthy
Gamerlord, Dwarven Wizard - Healthy Gold
TopHat - Injured Merchant
killerhellhound - Severely Injured Portals Creator of The Towers of Trials
GreatWyrmGold, Wizard - Injured Gold Trials Passed Cheated
Lukeinator, the Grey - Severely Injured Wind
Dansmithers, Laser Dragon - Healthy Lasers
Xantalos, Mantle Serpent - Healthy
Squidgen - Healthy Magical Beard
-Crundles
Powder Miner, Powder Man - Healthy
Tomcost, Floating Guts - Healthy Creepy
Kj1225, Time Wizard - Healthy Time and Space
wolfchild, Sky Dragon - Healthy Priest of KJ1225 the First Sky
Zanzetkuken The Great - Healthy Super Dwarf Disciple of KJ the First
poketwo, Human King - Healthy King of the Kingdom of poketwo
Tavik Toth, Human King - Healthy King of the Kingdom of Tavik Toth
Glloyd, Human King - Healthy King of the Kingdom of Glloyd
Elephant Parade, Steve - Healthy Fortifications Creator of MountainAssaults, the Siege Fortress
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