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Create a Gold Guardian, a massive golden statue that guards a location. Set it at the fortress entrance.
Mentally commune with my beard to have it bandage my wounds and heal me.
Set up a dining room, and then set up a still.
Realize we need more dwarves. Claim my workshop again. CRAFT MOAR DWARVES!!!!
Get the wizard to teach me magic.
Try to marshal a combat form. With my beard, of course
Get everybeing inside and shut the drawbridge.
Cry sad powder tears. Save the fallen dwarf.
(2) You can't focus on casting as you are rushed inside.
(4) You injuries seem stable, but you can't get up, at least you can see now, though. You're worried you may have spinal injuries.
(2) You prop up your tables and chairs, but can't find a pick.
(3) You try to force a strange mood on yourself, but you've already made an artifact. It occurs to you that you could simply order more if you were the mayor.
(6) The wizard instructs you in the art of magic. You have learned the sphere of Gold, and become the first Dwarven Wizard.
(2) Your beard is just not listening to you.
(3) You push everyone inside and pull the switch.
(4) You extend the ladder down to the cave floor.
Try again after looking into the mermaid thing.
(4) You ponder on the mermaids, then wonder if the gods even made mermaids to put in the oceans to begin with. You decide they must have otherwise you wouldn't know what a mermaid was to ponder about it.
Just explode a random other realm, creating a realm of explosions. Create my batter tower inside.
go to bed resting after a job well done
(4) You cause an explosion in some random pocket dimension. Now it's empty to make it your own!
(2) A loud explosion in the distance, possibly from the other side of your island, wakes you up.
Land outside the gates of the fortress. Offer to help mine using LAZORZ!
Arrive.
(3) You can see the mountain!
(6) You soar ahead of your companion, and swoop down to the fortress!
Using my super elephant powers upgrade half the stampede into powerful elemental elephants!
By that I mean they have the powers of one element (not made of them) (fire water earth air explosions lasers magma and adamantine)
(6) Success! You realize that although you are the most powerful elephant in the world, you are still not a wizard.
Swim upwards. Attempt to find the roof of the mantle.
(1) You bump your head into a stray pillar of adamantine, that smarts!
Migrate to the mountain homes as a Gray robed wind mage.
(4) You appear as a grey robed mage of Wind, in the distance there is the largest elephant herd you could ever imagine watching a mountain being beset upon by a pair of dragons. It's going to be one of those days, all right.
Universe
Gia: Habitable Formed by kj1225 the First
Helios: Star Formed by kj1225 the First
Hatvia: Moon Formed by Remuthra the Hat
Stars: Created by Remuthra the Hat
Void-Spawn: Extinct Created by Xantalos the Devourer
Hatvians: Created by Remuthra the Hat
Dragons: Thriving Created by GreatWyrmGold the Dragon
Dwarves: Small Colony Created by Remuthra the Hat
Wizards: 5 members Unknown Origin
Lamias: 1 City Created by kj1225 the First
Unnamed Dwarven Civilization: 1 Colony
Unnamed Lamias Civilization: 1 City
Wizard Hermit House: 1 House
The Towers of Trail: Created by killerhellhound the Wizard
Nazush Midortosid: Power Armor created by BFEL the Dwarf
Summon Void-Spawn: Ancient Created by Xantalos the Devourer
Void Plague: Ancient Created by GreatWyrmGold the Dragon
Divine Cage Ancient Created by kj1225 the First
Conjure Hat: Ancient Created by Remuthra the Hat
Summon Explosives: Explosions Created by Remuthra the Wizard
Golden Shackles: Gold Created by GreatWyrmGold the Wizard
Terraformers: Ancient Created by kj1225 the First
Copper age: Developed by Lamias
Dwarven age: Developed by Dwarves
Kj1225 the First
Xantalos the Devourer
GreatWrymGold the Dragon
Remuthra the Hat
BFEL, First Dwarf - Healthy Creator of Nazush Midortosid Mountain Homes
Aseaheru - Healthy Mountain Homes
Squidgen - Healthy Mountain Homes
BunnyBob77 - Heavily Bruised, possible spinal injury Mountain Homes
Gamerlord, Dwarven Wizard - Healthy Gold Mountain Homes
flabort - Healthy Mountain Homes
killerhellhound - Healthy Portals Creator of The Towers of Trials Wizard's Island
Kj1225, Time Wizard - Healthy Time Lamias Capital
GreatWyrmGold, Wizard - Healthy Gold Mountain Homes Trials Passed Cheated
Remuthra, Wizard - Healthy Explosions Wizard's Island
Lukeinator, the Grey - Healthy Wind Outskirts of the Mountain Homes
Dansmithers, Laser Dragon - Healthy Lasers Outskirts of the Mountain Homes
Scionox, Shadow Dragon - Healthy Shadow Mountain Homes
Powder Miner, Powder Man - Healthy Mountain Homes
blademan9999, Elephant - Healthy Leader of Stampede Outskirts of the Mountain Homes
Xantalos, Mantle Serpent - Healthy Depths of the World