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[squidgen]

Try to marshal a combat form. With my beard, of course

Someday, this will work. IT WILL!

[Aseaheru]

Get everybeing inside and shut the drawbridge.

[BFEL]

Try to marshal a combat form. With my beard, of course

Someday, this will work. IT WILL!

As I have shown in this thread, insane plans certainly can work, they just take up quite a few rolls to do so.

[Dansmithers]

I just want to help dig.

[Lukeinator]

Bump.

[Aseaheru]

I hope this has not gotten killed.

[Lukeinator]

So do I.

[Remuthra]

Indeed.

[BFEL]

CHEESYMAN! YOUR ATTENTION IS REQUIRED!
Actually I think hes having some RL stuff. I asked him about it in the battle arena thing, and while he said that no one died or anything, it sounds like his life is a bit hectic right now. Or something. HE HAS HIS REASONS.

[Powder Miner]

I think all of us are or should be willing to wait.
Cry sad powder tears. Save the fallen dwarf.

[Remuthra]

Here, I'll throw together a commemorative bump image.



With misspelled name for added effect.

[Aseaheru]

I like that.

[mastahcheese]

Holy cow.

I saved that image.
Also I'm going to sig that.

But yeah, I've been meaning to update this, but life is keeping me from the computer a lot recently.
But no, THIS IS NOT DEAD.
So far this is my favorite game to run, and I'm not going to let it die.

[mastahcheese]

Woo! Turbo Update!

Create a Gold Guardian, a massive golden statue that guards a location. Set it at the fortress entrance.

Mentally commune with my beard to have it bandage my wounds and heal me.

Set up a dining room, and then set up a still.

Realize we need more dwarves. Claim my workshop again. CRAFT MOAR DWARVES!!!!

Get the wizard to teach me magic.

Try to marshal a combat form. With my beard, of course

Get everybeing inside and shut the drawbridge.

Cry sad powder tears. Save the fallen dwarf.

(2) You can't focus on casting as you are rushed inside.
(4) You injuries seem stable, but you can't get up, at least you can see now, though. You're worried you may have spinal injuries.
(2) You prop up your tables and chairs, but can't find a pick.
(3) You try to force a strange mood on yourself, but you've already made an artifact. It occurs to you that you could simply order more if you were the mayor.
(6) The wizard instructs you in the art of magic. You have learned the sphere of Gold, and become the first Dwarven Wizard.
(2) Your beard is just not listening to you.
(3) You push everyone inside and pull the switch.
(4) You extend the ladder down to the cave floor.

Try again after looking into the mermaid thing.

(4) You ponder on the mermaids, then wonder if the gods even made mermaids to put in the oceans to begin with. You decide they must have otherwise you wouldn't know what a mermaid was to ponder about it.

Just explode a random other realm, creating a realm of explosions. Create my batter tower inside.

go to bed resting after a job well done

(4) You cause an explosion in some random pocket dimension. Now it's empty to make it your own!
(2) A loud explosion in the distance, possibly from the other side of your island, wakes you up.

Land outside the gates of the fortress. Offer to help mine using LAZORZ!

Arrive.

(3) You can see the mountain!
(6) You soar ahead of your companion, and swoop down to the fortress!

Using my super elephant powers upgrade half the stampede into powerful elemental elephants!
By that I mean they have the powers of one element (not made of them) (fire water earth air explosions lasers magma and adamantine)

(6) Success! You realize that although you are the most powerful elephant in the world, you are still not a wizard.

Swim upwards. Attempt to find the roof of the mantle.

(1) You bump your head into a stray pillar of adamantine, that smarts!

Migrate to the mountain homes as a Gray robed wind mage.

(4) You appear as a grey robed mage of Wind, in the distance there is the largest elephant herd you could ever imagine watching a mountain being beset upon by a pair of dragons. It's going to be one of those days, all right.

Spoiler: The Age of Dwarves (click to show/hide)

Universe
Gia: Habitable Formed by kj1225 the First
Helios: Star Formed by kj1225 the First
Hatvia: Moon Formed by Remuthra the Hat
Stars: Created by Remuthra the Hat

Spoiler: Creatures (click to show/hide)

Void-Spawn: Extinct Created by Xantalos the Devourer
Hatvians: Created by Remuthra the Hat
Dragons: Thriving Created by GreatWyrmGold the Dragon

Spoiler: Races (click to show/hide)

Dwarves: Small Colony Created by Remuthra the Hat
Wizards: 5 members Unknown Origin
Lamias: 1 City Created by kj1225 the First

Spoiler: Civilizations (click to show/hide)

Unnamed Dwarven Civilization: 1 Colony
Unnamed Lamias Civilization: 1 City
Wizard Hermit House: 1 House

Spoiler: Wonders (click to show/hide)

The Towers of Trail: Created by killerhellhound the Wizard
Nazush Midortosid: Power Armor created by BFEL the Dwarf

Spoiler: Spells (click to show/hide)

 
Summon Void-Spawn: Ancient Created by Xantalos the Devourer
Void Plague: Ancient Created by GreatWyrmGold the Dragon
Divine Cage Ancient Created by kj1225 the First
Conjure Hat: Ancient Created by Remuthra the Hat
Summon Explosives: Explosions Created by Remuthra the Wizard
Golden Shackles: Gold Created by GreatWyrmGold the Wizard

Spoiler: Technology (click to show/hide)

Terraformers: Ancient Created by kj1225 the First
Copper age: Developed by Lamias
Dwarven age: Developed by Dwarves

Spoiler: Gods (click to show/hide)

Kj1225 the First
Xantalos the Devourer
GreatWrymGold the Dragon
Remuthra the Hat

Spoiler: Dwarves (click to show/hide)

BFEL, First Dwarf - Healthy Creator of Nazush Midortosid Mountain Homes
Aseaheru - Healthy Mountain Homes
Squidgen - Healthy Mountain Homes
BunnyBob77 - Heavily Bruised, possible spinal injury Mountain Homes
Gamerlord, Dwarven Wizard - Healthy Gold Mountain Homes
flabort - Healthy Mountain Homes

Spoiler: Wizards (click to show/hide)

killerhellhound - Healthy Portals Creator of The Towers of Trials Wizard's Island
Kj1225, Time Wizard - Healthy Time Lamias Capital
GreatWyrmGold, Wizard - Healthy Gold Mountain Homes Trials Passed Cheated
Remuthra, Wizard - Healthy Explosions Wizard's Island
Lukeinator, the Grey - Healthy Wind Outskirts of the Mountain Homes

Spoiler: Dragons (click to show/hide)

Dansmithers, Laser Dragon - Healthy Lasers Outskirts of the Mountain Homes
Scionox, Shadow Dragon - Healthy Shadow Mountain Homes

Spoiler: Others (click to show/hide)

Powder Miner, Powder Man - Healthy Mountain Homes
blademan9999, Elephant - Healthy Leader of Stampede Outskirts of the Mountain Homes
Xantalos, Mantle Serpent - Healthy Depths of the World

[Xantalos]

A shield to keep out the interesting ones, I see, whispered the serpent in a voice of fire.
I cannot do this alone.

Spawn a legion of fire snakes as my children! While they shall reside in the magma sea and breed there (and make it dangerous as fuck for anyone trying to exploit it), they shall listen to my commands: in this case, help me get through to the surface!