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[BFEL]

What I'm saying is that arbitrary numbers applied to everything won't affect anything.
The armor itself is not an arbitrary number, so it is useful.

Quite useful, in fact, it gives you the max bonus to defend rolls, and some basic vampiric abilities while wearing it.

YAY! NOW TO CREATE A DWARVEN ARMY

[Elephant Parade]

I'd like to join. I shall be a wizard named Steve, with the sphere of Creation!
Edit: My first action will be to make a fancy entrance for the mountainhome.

[Aseaheru]

Can you wait until we have a real entrance?

[GreatWyrmGold]

I'd like to join. I shall be a wizard named Steve, with the sphere of Creation!

Pretty broad.
My next wizard will have the sphere of Things.

[BFEL]

I'd like to join. I shall be a wizard named Steve, with the sphere of Creation!
Edit: My first action will be to make a fancy entrance for the mountainhome.

NONONONONONONONONO

I FUCKING CALLED LIFEMANCY.

You can rephrase that to "Construction" or something similar.

[Elephant Parade]

I'd like to join. I shall be a wizard named Steve, with the sphere of Creation!
Edit: My first action will be to make a fancy entrance for the mountainhome.

NONONONONONONONONO

I FUCKING CALLED LIFEMANCY.

You can rephrase that to "Construction" or something similar.

Boo hoo, the spheres overlap a tiny bit. I was planning on focusing on construction, but Creation sounds a lot cooler. Plus, I want my second sphere to be Destruction.

[Remuthra]

I'd like to join. I shall be a wizard named Steve, with the sphere of Creation!
Edit: My first action will be to make a fancy entrance for the mountainhome.

NONONONONONONONONO

I FUCKING CALLED LIFEMANCY.

You can rephrase that to "Construction" or something similar.

Boo hoo, the spheres overlap a tiny bit. I was planning on focusing on construction, but Creation sounds a lot cooler. Plus, I want my second sphere to be Destruction.

Thingmancy, and its counterpart, Stuffmancy.

[BFEL]

I'd like to join. I shall be a wizard named Steve, with the sphere of Creation!
Edit: My first action will be to make a fancy entrance for the mountainhome.

NONONONONONONONONO

I FUCKING CALLED LIFEMANCY.

You can rephrase that to "Construction" or something similar.

Boo hoo, the spheres overlap a tiny bit. I was planning on focusing on construction, but Creation sounds a lot cooler. Plus, I want my second sphere to be Destruction.

Thingmancy, and its counterpart, Stuffmancy.

Next he'll want to introduce us to his high-class whore, objectmancy.

[Elephant Parade]

What if I started out with Creation, Buildings and then branched out to Creation as a whole?

[mastahcheese]

What if I started out with Creation, Buildings and then branched out to Creation as a whole?

That sounds a little less wretchedly overpowered and more reasonable.

[BFEL]

What if I started out with Creation, Buildings and then branched out to Creation as a whole?

That sounds a little less wretchedly overpowered and more reasonable.

So he starts with "construction" and I get to teach him Lifemancy later? Works for me.

[mastahcheese]

Repeat previous action. Aka create shadow cloud above area to compensate for the lack of day/night cycle.

PUT BLADEMANS YAK SOUL INTO THE STATUE. GIVE IT LIFE. BE LIFEMANCER ALREADY

Develop STONE magic.

>Become TWO yaks.

Summon a Golden Gem-Seeker and order it to dig a hole in the roof, right above the ladder.

Use beard to construct wood furnace and smelter. Go down to the caves and ask the cave elf if it's OK to cut down the mushroom trees. If yes, do it. If not, kill him dead with beard and crundles, and cut down trees. Start making charcoal.

Fix mah nose. Then go and learn stone magic.

Continue blasting until I reach magma.

Since I am unable to dig due to laser dragon, practice the ancient art of dwarf-fu.

Attempt to learn pick-making magic.

Moddify cart to be able to climb ladders. Then bring it to the still and make enough booze for EVERYONE! HAHAHA!

(1) DANG IT.
(4+1) You shove his life force into a statue! Alas, one does not simply gain the life sphere through use of an artifact's powers.
(1) Your pitiful attempts at producing magic would be laughed at by the gods, were they not sleeping.
(3) You try to split into two yaks, but you are a statue. You try to split into two statues, but you can't.
(4) You summon your seeker, and it makes a nice, new entrance in the roof.
(2) You pick up the other axe, and realize that there are no more trees underground, and that elf eyes your axe warily.
(1) Your nose won't stop bleeding!
(5) You tear the ground a new one!
(6) You perform the most legendary round-house kick in the history of the world, unfortunately, you were standing directly in front of Asea, he is now unconscious and bleeding heavily.
(5) You create a new powder pick!
(6) The fort now has the world's first elevator! You celebrate by brewing copious amounts of alcohol, and drinking yourself silly! You get +1 to rolls while drunk, for being a dwarf.

"Jerk"
Help caravan guards right the wagon.
Set off to mountainhome.

Fly to wizard tower

(1) You've hurt your back having trouble lifting the wagon!
(2) You can't get off the ground!

Look for something Interesting

(5) You find a strange object in the snow! It is rather large, and yellow. You've never seen one before.

Continue studying.

(3) It's starting to make some sense, now...

TUNNEL THROUGH THE ROCK WITH MAGMA LASER, A NEW SPELL THAT I JUST INVENTED

(3) You blast that flippin' rock like no tomorrow, fighting the voices in your head on whether it's really a laser you're using or not!

Be the hat: Mind control the wizard.

(1) Remuthra the Wizard would have never gone down without a fight!

From the view of the inhabitants of Gia, on that day, the moon Hatvia let off a massive burst of light, brighter than the sun, which quickly faded afterwards. Speculation continues to this day on the origin of the light, and it is said that the first crater on Hatvia was not noticed until later that week.

I'd like to join. I shall be a wizard named Steve, with the sphere of Creation!

(6) You enter the world as a wizard of Fortifications!

Spoiler: The Age of Dwarves (click to show/hide)

Universe
Gia: Habitable Formed by kj1225 the First
Helios: Star Formed by kj1225 the First
Hatvia: Moon Formed by Remuthra the Hat
Stars: Created by Remuthra the Hat

Spoiler: Creatures (click to show/hide)

Void-Spawn: Extinct Created by Xantalos the Devourer
Hatvians: Created by Remuthra the Hat
Dragons: Thriving Created by GreatWyrmGold the Dragon
Magma Snakes: Created by Xantalos the Mantle Snake

Spoiler: Races (click to show/hide)

Dwarves: Small Colony Created by Remuthra the Hat
Wizards: 6 members Unknown Origin
Lamias: 1 City Created by kj1225 the First

Spoiler: Civilizations (click to show/hide)

Unnamed Dwarven Civilization: 1 Colony
Unnamed Lamias Civilization: 1 City
Wizard Hermit House: 1 House

Spoiler: Wonders (click to show/hide)

The Towers of Trail: Created by killerhellhound the Wizard
Nazush Midortosid: Power Armor created by BFEL the Dwarf

Spoiler: Spells (click to show/hide)

 
Summon Void-Spawn: Ancient Created by Xantalos the Devourer
Void Plague: Ancient Created by GreatWyrmGold the Dragon
Divine Cage Ancient Created by kj1225 the First
Conjure Hat: Ancient Created by Remuthra the Hat
Summon Explosives: Explosions Created by Remuthra the Wizard
Gilan's Golden Shackles: Gold Created by GreatWyrmGold the Wizard
Lukeinator's Levitation: Wind Created by Lukeinator the Wizard
Forceful Jaunt: Portals Created by "Git off my lawn!" killerhellhound the Wizard
Gilan's Golden Guardian: Gold Created by GreatWyrmGold the Wizard

Spoiler: Technology (click to show/hide)

Terraformers: Ancient Created by kj1225 the First
Copper age: Developed by Lamias
Dwarven age: Developed by Dwarves

Spoiler: Gods (click to show/hide)

Kj1225 the First
Xantalos the Devourer
GreatWrymGold the Dragon
Remuthra the Hat

Spoiler: Dwarves (click to show/hide)

BFEL, First Dwarf - Healthy Creator of Nazush Midortosid Mountain Homes
Aseaheru - Broken Nose, Unconscious, Heavy Bleeding Mountain Homes
Squidgen - Healthy Magical Beard, Leader of Crundles Mountain Homes
BunnyBob77 - Healthy Mountain Homes
Gamerlord, Dwarven Wizard - Healthy Gold Mountain Homes
flabort - Healthy Mountain Homes
Zanzetkuken The Great - Healthy Super Dwarf Mountain Homes
TopHat - Back pain Merchant Outskirts of Mountain Homes

Spoiler: Wizards (click to show/hide)

killerhellhound - Healthy Portals Creator of The Towers of Trials Wizard's Island
Kj1225, Time Wizard - Healthy Time Lamias Capital
GreatWyrmGold, Wizard - Healthy Gold Mountain Homes Trials Passed Cheated
Remuthra, Wizard - Deceased
Lukeinator, the Grey - Healthy Wind Outskirts of the Mountain Homes
Elephant Parade, steve - Healthy Fortifications Wizard's Island

Spoiler: Dragons (click to show/hide)

Dansmithers, Laser Dragon - Healthy Lasers Mountain Homes
Scionox, Shadow Dragon - Healthy Shadow Mountain Homes
wolfchild, Sky Dragon - Healthy Sky Dragon's Coast

Spoiler: Others (click to show/hide)

Powder Miner, Powder Man - Healthy Mountain Homes
blademan9999, Elephant - Deceased
Xantalos, Mantle Serpent - Healthy Depths of the World
freeformschooler, Cave Elf - Healthy Mountain Homes
blademan9999 the Stray Yak - Low Levels of Life Force Mountain Homes

[Remuthra]

Ascend to explosionhood.

[Xantalos]

CONTINUE TUNNELLING UPWARDS

[kj1225]

Continue studying dammit! I will make the tardis and no one will stop me! Kj1225 give me strength!