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[TopHat]

Lead caravan to mountainhome.
"gee, imagine if we got there and they didn't have any trade goods or even a trade depot at all.
How annoying would that be?"

[mastahcheese]

"gee, imagine if we got there and they didn't have any trade goods or even a trade depot at all.
How annoying would that be?"

"But surely any respectable settlement would have one, it'd put them to shame otherwise!
Come, let's have a hearty laugh!"

[mastahcheese]

STEAL YAKS(blademans) LIFE FORCE. PUT INTO STATUE. BE LIFEMANCER.
Also butcher yak body

Get LAZOR dragon to stop digging there and start from the cave, wave to the cave-elf and build a trade depot.
then make a craft workshop.

Open the door, and get the crundles to collect golden elephant fragments. Begin construction of artifact gold whip.

Make a native copper pick, mine gems.

GIVE MYSELF WIZARD POWERS

Analyze the power levels of everything on the map, except for myself.

(Note on power levels:
Average Human: 5
Super Saiyan: 150,000,000)

Get Gold Guardian to guard the gate.
Summon a Gold Gem-Seeker, a small golden mole-like construct that can sense minerals and mines as directed.

Bring plants to still, make booze! Enough for EVERYONE!

TUNNEL DOWNWARDS BY MELTING THE ROCK WITH LAZORS. Make sure to dig in the cave this time.

(4) You sap the life force from the Yak! It is severely wounded! You get +1 to your next roll!
(1) You trip over your own feet and fall down the stairs! You break your nose!
(5) You open the door, letting in the friendly dragon and letting out your crundles, they carry the gold buts to the mason's shop, but you'll need a forge to work with actual refined metal.
(1) You waste the last of the native copper in your attempts.
(2) HA, haha, hahahahahaha.
(2) You can analyze the golem next to you. You estimate roughly... 20? It could wipe out a human fairly easily, at least.
(3) At least the stupid thing listened to you this time.
(2) You can't lift the cart up the ladder!
(4) You head down to the cave (the ladder shaft is a tight squeeze) and blast the ground!

Try using wind powers to move rocks again.

Lead caravan to mountainhome.

(5) You bring up enough wind to knock over a wagon!
(1) Some jerk knocked over your wagon!

Go back to studying the space sphere.

(3) You make some headway, at least. A nice change of pace. You're getting there.

Drift lazily in the sky going where the currents take me

(random direction=2, 4) You start drifting to the north-east, farther inland of the Dragon's Coast.

After a stretch I notice I'm hungry and the tower doesn't have any food
Portal to a Dwarven fort then buy and eat a meal

(1) You fall asleep again, maybe you should get checked by a doctor or something.

TUNNEL UPWARDS BY MELTING THE ROCK AND GOING UPWARDS

(2) Your rage does nothing to the rock! The rock laughs at you!

Threaten the scuffling.

(3) You are quickly surrounded by.... Hats?

Spoiler: The Age of Dwarves (click to show/hide)

Universe
Gia: Habitable Formed by kj1225 the First
Helios: Star Formed by kj1225 the First
Hatvia: Moon Formed by Remuthra the Hat
Stars: Created by Remuthra the Hat

Spoiler: Creatures (click to show/hide)

Void-Spawn: Extinct Created by Xantalos the Devourer
Hatvians: Created by Remuthra the Hat
Dragons: Thriving Created by GreatWyrmGold the Dragon
Magma Snakes: Created by Xantalos the Mantle Snake

Spoiler: Races (click to show/hide)

Dwarves: Small Colony Created by Remuthra the Hat
Wizards: 5 members Unknown Origin
Lamias: 1 City Created by kj1225 the First

Spoiler: Civilizations (click to show/hide)

Unnamed Dwarven Civilization: 1 Colony
Unnamed Lamias Civilization: 1 City
Wizard Hermit House: 1 House

Spoiler: Wonders (click to show/hide)

The Towers of Trail: Created by killerhellhound the Wizard
Nazush Midortosid: Power Armor created by BFEL the Dwarf

Spoiler: Spells (click to show/hide)

 
Summon Void-Spawn: Ancient Created by Xantalos the Devourer
Void Plague: Ancient Created by GreatWyrmGold the Dragon
Divine Cage Ancient Created by kj1225 the First
Conjure Hat: Ancient Created by Remuthra the Hat
Summon Explosives: Explosions Created by Remuthra the Wizard
Gilan's Golden Shackles: Gold Created by GreatWyrmGold the Wizard
Lukeinator's Levitation: Wind Created by Lukeinator the Wizard
Forceful Jaunt: Portals Created by "Git off my lawn!" killerhellhound the Wizard
Gilan's Golden Guardian: Gold Created by GreatWyrmGold the Wizard

Spoiler: Technology (click to show/hide)

Terraformers: Ancient Created by kj1225 the First
Copper age: Developed by Lamias
Dwarven age: Developed by Dwarves

Spoiler: Gods (click to show/hide)

Kj1225 the First
Xantalos the Devourer
GreatWrymGold the Dragon
Remuthra the Hat

Spoiler: Dwarves (click to show/hide)

BFEL, First Dwarf - Healthy Creator of Nazush Midortosid Mountain Homes
Aseaheru - Broken Nose Mountain Homes
Squidgen - Healthy Magical Beard, Leader of Crundles Mountain Homes
BunnyBob77 - Healthy Mountain Homes
Gamerlord, Dwarven Wizard - Healthy Gold Mountain Homes
flabort - Healthy Mountain Homes
Zanzetkuken The Great - Healthy Super Dwarf Mountain Homes
TopHat - Healthy Merchant Outskirts of Mountain Homes

Spoiler: Wizards (click to show/hide)

killerhellhound - Healthy Portals Creator of The Towers of Trials Wizard's Island
Kj1225, Time Wizard - Healthy Time Lamias Capital
GreatWyrmGold, Wizard - Healthy Gold Mountain Homes Trials Passed Cheated
Remuthra, Wizard - Healthy Explosions Unknown
Lukeinator, the Grey - Healthy Wind Outskirts of the Mountain Homes

Spoiler: Dragons (click to show/hide)

Dansmithers, Laser Dragon - Healthy Lasers Mountain Homes
Scionox, Shadow Dragon - Healthy Shadow Mountain Homes
wolfchild, Sky Dragon - Healthy Sky Dragon's Coast

Spoiler: Others (click to show/hide)

Powder Miner, Powder Man - Healthy Mountain Homes
blademan9999, Elephant - Deceased
Xantalos, Mantle Serpent - Healthy Depths of the World
freeformschooler, Cave Elf - Healthy Mountain Homes
blademan9999 the Stray Yak - Low Levels of Life Force Mountain Homes

[mastahcheese]

double post

[mastahcheese]

Triple post, dang, my internet's messing up.

[Scionox]

Repeat previous action. Aka create shadow cloud above area to compensate for the lack of day/night cycle.

[Xantalos]

TUNNEL THROUGH THE ROCK WITH MAGMA LASER, A NEW SPELL THAT I JUST INVENTED

[BFEL]

PUT BLADEMANS YAK SOUL INTO THE STATUE. GIVE IT LIFE. BE LIFEMANCER ALREADY

((yes, learning spheres IS goddamnfugginhard
BUT MY INSANE DETERMINATION COMPELS ME TO SUCCEED!))

[Gamerlord]

Develop STONE magic.

[wolfchild]

Look for something Interesting

[blademan9999]

Analyze the power levels of everything on the map, except for myself.

(Note on power levels:
Average Human: 5
Super Saiyan: 150,000,000)

Actually it's just 50X their base power level

>Become TWO yaks.

[BFEL]

Analyze the power levels of everything on the map, except for myself.

(Note on power levels:
Average Human: 5
Super Saiyan: 150,000,000)

Actually it's just 50X their base power level

True, but anyway, any problems with me stealing your soul and throwing it into a statue?
I mean on the one hand I'm playing with your very essence like putty, but on the other hand it was just in a Yak....so you're kinda getting an upgrade....assuming this works of course

[blademan9999]

Why do none of you seem to like me, all I did was try and lead a gigantic army of elephants to kill you all, it's not like I was mean or something, you're all just rude.

[Xantalos]

Why do none of you seem to like me, all I did was try and lead a gigantic army of elephants to kill you all, it's not like I was mean or something, you're all just rude.

You seemed friendly enough. Maybe you should be reborn as Elephant Ghost?

[wolfchild]

maybe i should just head to the mountainhome so I can interact with you guys, but that's not what my dragon would do