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Author Topic: (IRtD) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail. The End of Gia.  (Read 628576 times)

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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #765 on: August 08, 2013, 04:25:00 am »

Lead caravan to mountainhome.
"gee, imagine if we got there and they didn't have any trade goods or even a trade depot at all.
How annoying would that be?"
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #766 on: August 08, 2013, 04:29:39 am »

"gee, imagine if we got there and they didn't have any trade goods or even a trade depot at all.
How annoying would that be?"
"But surely any respectable settlement would have one, it'd put them to shame otherwise!
Come, let's have a hearty laugh!"
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The Derail Thread

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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #767 on: August 08, 2013, 05:12:51 am »

STEAL YAKS(blademans) LIFE FORCE. PUT INTO STATUE. BE LIFEMANCER.
Also butcher yak body :P

Get LAZOR dragon to stop digging there and start from the cave, wave to the cave-elf and build a trade depot.
then make a craft workshop.
Open the door, and get the crundles to collect golden elephant fragments. Begin construction of artifact gold whip.
Make a native copper pick, mine gems.
GIVE MYSELF WIZARD POWERS
Analyze the power levels of everything on the map, except for myself.

(Note on power levels:
Average Human: 5
Super Saiyan: 150,000,000)
Get Gold Guardian to guard the gate.
Summon a Gold Gem-Seeker, a small golden mole-like construct that can sense minerals and mines as directed.
Bring plants to still, make booze! Enough for EVERYONE!
TUNNEL DOWNWARDS BY MELTING THE ROCK WITH LAZORS. Make sure to dig in the cave this time.
(4) You sap the life force from the Yak! It is severely wounded! You get +1 to your next roll!
(1) You trip over your own feet and fall down the stairs! You break your nose!
(5) You open the door, letting in the friendly dragon and letting out your crundles, they carry the gold buts to the mason's shop, but you'll need a forge to work with actual refined metal.
(1) You waste the last of the native copper in your attempts.
(2) HA, haha, hahahahahaha.
(2) You can analyze the golem next to you. You estimate roughly... 20? It could wipe out a human fairly easily, at least.
(3) At least the stupid thing listened to you this time.
(2) You can't lift the cart up the ladder!
(4) You head down to the cave (the ladder shaft is a tight squeeze) and blast the ground!




Try using wind powers to move rocks again.
Lead caravan to mountainhome.
(5) You bring up enough wind to knock over a wagon!
(1) Some jerk knocked over your wagon!


Go back to studying the space sphere.
(3) You make some headway, at least. A nice change of pace. You're getting there.


Drift lazily in the sky going where the currents take me
(random direction=2, 4) You start drifting to the north-east, farther inland of the Dragon's Coast.


After a stretch I notice I'm hungry and the tower doesn't have any food
Portal to a Dwarven fort then buy and eat a meal

(1) You fall asleep again, maybe you should get checked by a doctor or something.


TUNNEL UPWARDS BY MELTING THE ROCK AND GOING UPWARDS
(2) Your rage does nothing to the rock! The rock laughs at you!


Threaten the scuffling.
(3) You are quickly surrounded by.... Hats?

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The Derail Thread

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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #768 on: August 08, 2013, 05:13:56 am »

double post
« Last Edit: August 08, 2013, 05:16:23 am by mastahcheese »
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #769 on: August 08, 2013, 05:14:31 am »

Triple post, dang, my internet's messing up.
« Last Edit: August 08, 2013, 05:16:49 am by mastahcheese »
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #770 on: August 08, 2013, 05:20:23 am »

Repeat previous action. Aka create shadow cloud above area to compensate for the lack of day/night cycle.
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #771 on: August 08, 2013, 05:21:48 am »

TUNNEL THROUGH THE ROCK WITH MAGMA LASER, A NEW SPELL THAT I JUST INVENTED
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #772 on: August 08, 2013, 05:39:57 am »

PUT BLADEMANS YAK SOUL INTO THE STATUE. GIVE IT LIFE. BE LIFEMANCER ALREADY :P

((yes, learning spheres IS goddamnfugginhard :P
BUT MY INSANE DETERMINATION COMPELS ME TO SUCCEED!))
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #773 on: August 08, 2013, 05:47:35 am »

Develop STONE magic.

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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #774 on: August 08, 2013, 05:51:08 am »

Look for something Interesting
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #775 on: August 08, 2013, 05:52:29 am »

Analyze the power levels of everything on the map, except for myself.

(Note on power levels:
Average Human: 5
Super Saiyan: 150,000,000)
Actually it's just 50X their base power level

>Become TWO yaks.
« Last Edit: August 08, 2013, 05:58:21 am by blademan9999 »
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There is a massive magma snake moving in down stairs as well as a flood and a tunnel to hell also downstairs and you are worried about me putting my feet on the furniture.
GWG you are meant to be the sane one.
Just because the apocalypse is happening downstairs is no reason to abandon manners young wizard.

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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #776 on: August 08, 2013, 05:59:36 am »

Analyze the power levels of everything on the map, except for myself.

(Note on power levels:
Average Human: 5
Super Saiyan: 150,000,000)
Actually it's just 50X their base power level
True, but anyway, any problems with me stealing your soul and throwing it into a statue?
I mean on the one hand I'm playing with your very essence like putty, but on the other hand it was just in a Yak....so you're kinda getting an upgrade....assuming this works of course :P
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #777 on: August 08, 2013, 06:22:51 am »

Why do none of you seem to like me, all I did was try and lead a gigantic army of elephants to kill you all, it's not like I was mean or something, you're all just rude.
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GWG you are meant to be the sane one.
Just because the apocalypse is happening downstairs is no reason to abandon manners young wizard.

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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #778 on: August 08, 2013, 06:25:03 am »

Why do none of you seem to like me, all I did was try and lead a gigantic army of elephants to kill you all, it's not like I was mean or something, you're all just rude.
You seemed friendly enough. Maybe you should be reborn as Elephant Ghost?
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Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« Reply #779 on: August 08, 2013, 06:26:31 am »

maybe i should just head to the mountainhome so I can interact with you guys, but that's not what my dragon would do
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