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[IamanElfCollaborator]

"...unsatisfactory. HAREMETTES, BLINDFOLD HIM."

The court was aghast at the punishment.
"H-he can't do that...surely..."
"Too harsh a punishment, for such a young man..."
"He must be mad!"
"..poor man..."

Two young ladies, baring a suspicious resemblance to Connie, approach Kyle with a blindfold.
What do?

[kj1225]

Kyle had prepared for this though. He pull down his sleves and looking directly in the kings eyes says,
"Sorry, but I always have an ace in my sleeve."
With that Kyle throws the smoke bombs into the air and runs off through a secret passage, grabbing his mask on the way.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"GET HIM."

With that, guards mysteriously like Gintama, only with eyepatches, Scottish, and carrying large swords chase Kyle.

Kyle is trapped between a large, shut door and advancing drunk Scottish guards.

What do?

[kj1225]

"That's nice but I have one final trick for the court!"
And with that Kyle blats down the guards with magic and then blows out the door.

[Maxinum McDreich]

Totally shoulda made them black, Scottish, eyepatches and used demoguns. TF2 reference!

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((I was going to. Then I realized it'd be too much of a ripoff.))

Kyle escapes the guards! ((999(Kyle's attack)+30(blind)+50403030(magic)v 3(Mook resistance))

He then bumps into Selina, holding a green tea ice cream cup.
What do?

[kj1225]

"Yoink!"
And with that Kyle grabs the icecream and runs off putting his mask on his head. Really he's done this before so it's not that much of a shock.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Suddenly, Selina flies into a heaving rage.
"MY LOVERS ICE CREAM MUST BE DELIVERED GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT"
She chases after Kyle, intensely angered.

The guards recover and follow Selina.

Kyle is now caught between angry Selina-zilla and co. and a large floating zebra that appeared from nowhere, formed from fast-paced plot strands!
What do?

[kj1225]

Kyle tosses the icecream to some unfortunate guard and rides off on his zebra, back to the island base of the resistance.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

The guard is angrily devoured by Selina-zilla, who proceeds to fire PLOT RAYS! at the island, turning everyone on it into giant ice creams.

Kyle lands, and said ice creams start moving towards him.
What do?

[kj1225]

Grab the reset button and put everything back to the way it was.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

(*Omake interrupted: Reset button.*.))

[freeformschooler]

This is... I don't... just read the last five pages of the thread. What.

Somehow, you guys nailed the anime theme perfectly.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

*bows* Always a pleasure to entertain.

[kj1225]

Okay guys you can come out now! I fixed it and am going to continue my version of the harem king series soon!