As Matt watched Kyle fighting with the librarian about weather Harry potter or The inheritance cycle was better he noticed an old book covered in dust. He approached the book and started to read the title out loud. Well, it would be out loud if the words didn't dissapere as soon as they left his lips. As he puts the book down there's a big flash and everything changes. He's no longer in the library watching Kyle argue with some poor librarian, well he is but it's different because instead of a hoodie and some jeans Kyle is wearing a jesters outfit that is the same color as iron.
Matt stands from his golden throne, formed from the very armor of Gilgamesh himself- Gilgamesh was standing around, chained to a post with a dunce cone hat on- and stretches his arms.
"Man, is it GOOD to be the Harem King!"
He then points to Selina, his favoured Haremette and the one he truly loved- but for the politics of the Harem Court, he would have to treat her as another of the common Haremettes.
"Get me a green tea ice cream! I promise you many great rewards!"
Selina, struck by the intense GARness of Matt, immediately scurries off to fulfil the request, blushing intensely at being picked by the king.
Matt then turned to Kyle.
"Jester, spin a funny tale for me. Should you fail, I will sentence you to...being blindfolded!"
In the Harem Court, being blindfolded in the presence of the most beautiful and exotic women in the land was torture. Especially for the court jester.
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Topic: Rise of the magic girls* OOC (Read 287449 times)