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[SeriousConcentrate]

*headdesk*

1/3rd of the players have a bandit obsession. That is all.

[Taricus]

Just look at the sprites for the bandits. Of course they'd want those hunks

[SeriousConcentrate]

*headTaric'sface*

Bad Aussie! Bad!

[Dwarmin]

Surely, no woman is safe from their charms.

Literally.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Very well then. So that's one 'kidnapping' in the future for Lady Adelaide to note down...

[Praefectus Screptum]

"...Talk about terrible taste."

[Dwarmin]

"I promise, if my team is so incompetent to let their only Cleric be kidnapped by criminals who don't believe in haircombs or proper bathing, I'll consider breaking my staff in two pieces and becoming a pirate myself."

[Furtuka]

So if the bandits do bathe..?

[Dwarmin]

So if the bandits do bathe..?

"Then by definition, they're called mercenaries! It's much better to steal gold from a stable employer."

[Praefectus Screptum]

"..Leaving her with the bandits sounds really tempting."

[Dwarmin]

"I haven't even been kidnapped yet and you're already abandoning me?

So much for team spirit!"

[Praefectus Screptum]

"Not yet. We can make that happen, THAT would be team spirit. Our ears would be really thankful, especially Orihalcon's."

[Dwarmin]

"How do you even hear anything in that helmet?

Completely deaf, blind in one eye, I can't even make out half of what you're saying behind that mask...and what with that meaningless little white spike on the top. Is that the part of your skull trying to escape it's cruel confinement?"

[Praefectus Screptum]

"Maaaaaan. Is that all you do? Try to offend other people to feel better? For a priest you are kinda rude you know. I don't want to see you asking yourself why I wanted to leave you with the bandits when the answer is right here. I guess even them would be more polite than you. So I will just make a favor to myself and get back to my place and feed Orihalcon, I don't want to discuss with anyone. Oh, and for the last time, I am not blind, but I am starting to think you are if you didn't notice yet.. see ya.""

[Dwarmin]

"Maaaaaan. Is that all you do? Try to offend other people to feel better? For a priest you are kinda rude you know. I don't want to see you asking yourself why I wanted to leave you with the bandits when the answer is right here. I guess even them would be more polite than you. So I will just make a favor to myself and get back to my place and feed Orihalcon, I don't want to discuss with anyone. Oh, and for the last time, I am not blind, but I am starting to think you are if you didn't notice yet.. see ya.""

*watches him go*

...

"Pff, men can be so sensitive.

He doesn't look so bad underneath all that armor..."