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[Haspen]

"Says the man with severe skin-related health problems."

[ragnarok97071]

: "I was born with skin like this. I assure you, it is entirely natural and healthy. Perhaps unusual, but I find that unlike nearly everyone else, I shall never have to worry about sunburns, so I find my skin to be superior in at least one respect."

[Dwarmin]

"Says the man with severe skin-related health problems."

: "I was born with skin like this. I assure you, it is entirely natural and healthy. Perhaps unusual, but I find that unlike nearly everyone else, I shall never have to worry about sunburns, so I find my skin to be superior in at least one respect."

There is one way to solve inter-party problems...

"Flyte! Flyte! Flyte!" Adelaide chants.

[Haspen]

"Uhh, be quite healer girl." *whacks with flat of the sword, gently*

[Nicholas1024]

Am I going to regret this? Probably, but I'm doing it anyway.

"I see you wish to start a flyte, so silly rhymes might come to light. I'd much prefer a standard fight, but either way I'll be all right. There's nothing better to do tonight.

I'll start then with an inquiry, regarding thy superiority, thy skin seems a catastrophe, though your lying is exemplary. Regardless of the claims you make, it's obvious they're clearly fake. You don't have to pretend for your own sake, it's perfectly fine being second rate. As indeed, that is your fate.

For now at least you've surely learned, the power of a clever burn. The spoken word, it must be stated, should never be underestimated. The pen is mightier than the sword, enough to fell the most powerful lord. Now it's time to say "Adieu", will you reply? That's up to you. "

[Haspen]

"...And I think I need a second bracelet with my name."

[ragnarok97071]

"Uhh, be quite healer girl." *whacks with flat of the sword, gently*

"I agree with you about that, at least for now. Perhaps when battle is joined we can use her incessant yammering as some sort of psychological weapon, but until then it would be much more agreeable if she remained silent."

Am I going to regret this? Probably, but I'm doing it anyway.

"I see you wish to start a flyte, so silly rhymes might come to light. I'd much prefer a standard fight, but either way I'll be all right. There's nothing better to do tonight.

I'll start then with an inquiry, regarding thy superiority, thy skin seems a catastrophe, though your lying is exemplary. Regardless of the claims you make, it's obvious they're clearly fake. You don't have to pretend for your own sake, it's perfectly fine being second rate. As indeed, that is your fate.

For now at least you've surely learned, the power of a clever burn. The spoken word, it must be stated, should never be underestimated. The pen is mightier than the sword, enough to fell the most powerful lord. Now it's time to say "Adieu", will you reply? That's up to you. "

...

*The dark-skinned man pointedly ignores the Mage when spoken to, not even seeming to notice when he starts talking.*

[Dwarmin]

"Uhh, be quite healer girl." *whacks with flat of the sword, gently*

"Eeeee!" Adelaide shrieks, in a way our GM probably recognizes from another character.

"I agree with you about that, at least for now. Perhaps when battle is joined we can use her incessant yammering as some sort of psychological weapon, but until then it would be much more agreeable if she remained silent."

"Eeeeeee!"

"...And I think I need a second bracelet with my name."

"EEEEE...wait, you can't have two! That's...against the rules..unless you make it a four of a kind..."

[Haspen]

"That's nice idea, but my foursomes do not include shrieking sirens. No offense."

[Dwarmin]

"That's nice idea, but my foursomes do not include shrieking sirens. No offense."

"That wasn't a shriek, that was a healer tactical distress call-I learned that in um, Cleric College. If I'm being attacked, I emit a loud, annoying and ear piercing noise-bringing all my fellow fighters into position to protect and save me from harm."

[Haspen]

"..." Ramena gives her a look of disbelief.

[ragnarok97071]

“Funny. From the sound of it, it seems more like it was designed to slay your attackers through sheer volume."

[Praefectus Screptum]

"Good one."

[Dwarmin]

"Good one."

"It wasn't that good. He didn't even flyte!"

[Praefectus Screptum]

*Simply ignores her and focus on talking to the other guy.*

"And where are you from anyway? I can't tell where you came from even with the armor you are wearing... "