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[Chink]

Continue eating Davy.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Finally got around to doing this.

Spoiler: Adjutrate (click to show/hide)

Minion (Tarchia lieutenant)
Skill: Planning

Bio: Adjutrate ("Ad" or "Jutie" for short) was an unusually intelligent member of a species of unusually intelligent species of anklyosaur. Ad had just started school when DinoHitler came into power; Ad had to take a position in the DiNazinos or DinoNazis or whatever we've decided to call them. Ad rose through the ranks due to an impressive intellect and a bit of an ambitious streak, and now serves as a major lieutenant of DinoHitler. Adjutrate is probably better at this kind of stuff than DH--ordering that triceratopses could only attack by DH's direct orders is a basic mistake that Ad wouldn't have considered except as a bad joke. And violating the NAP with the PteroSoviets...

Action: Determine what has gone wrong now and how I can fix it.

[borno]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name:n evil operations engager
Minion or DINOHITLER'S BRAIN PART:
Or a skill: [color=gren}[abr=he gets +1 to evil]pure evil[/abbr] [/color]
An action?
evil engager (that's his nickname bcus his real name is to big) decides to use his powers of evil to kill the heros

edit: wups edited bcause i did sheet wrong
edit 2: i decided to put it in a spoiler

[lawastooshort]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name:n evil operations engager
Minion or DINOHITLER'S BRAIN PART:
Or a skill: [color=gren}[abr=he gets +1 to evil]pure evil[/abbr] [/color]
An action?
evil engager (that's his nickname bcus his real name is to big) decides to use his powers of evil to kill the heros

edit: wups edited bcause i did sheet wrong
edit 2: i decided to put it in a spoiler

so you is you try to do evil with the heros but instead you steal some sweeties from a passing schoolchild but at least it makes you feel better and she was probably going to become a nonnazi anyway so

Action: Determine what has gone wrong now and how I can fix it.

you think really hard about what is wrong this time and suddenly it dawns on you that marx was alright really and you think maybe you should become a communist because it worked out ok for robostalin and then you get all naked and dance around taking drugs and stuff

Continue eating Davy.

just as you are about to eat the enormous davy crockett you get sucked into a sweaty speedo vortex and encased within davy crockett’s horrible gut wound and ignoring the days old speedo sweat you start chewing on a bit of gut and it falls off so hard that davy crockett dies on the ground of blood loss right there although you are still in his sweaty and screaming in latin speedo

Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 1 (already summoned ones) - provide medical aid to the Dinofuhrer.

Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 2 (newly summoned ones) - protect Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 1 and the Dinofuhrer.

and also there was that screaming and stuff by dinohitler in dinogerman and he screams but it just increases his blood pressure but not heals the wounds but then the first elite dinonazis are so ravenous they chew your foot quite badly and then some more dinonazis come along and it’s a bit better

Spoiler: DINOHITLER: CHIEF OF ALL EVIL (click to show/hide)

Player:
Name: DINOHITLER, CHIEF OF ALL EVIL
Status: -1 to dodge, -1 to face, -1 to movement
Inventory: spare moustache
Wounds: [HP:50/250] | FRACTURED RIGHT LEG! | FRACTURED GUTS! | SEVERED FACE! | Severed Guts! | Bleeding Skull! | Severed Left Leg! | PIERCED GUTS |  CHEWED FOOT
Skills: Made of Evil, Total War, Mediocre Painter, Stupid Evil.

Spoiler: Il Palazzo (click to show/hide)

Name: Otto Skorzeny von Skorzeny
Minion: The Clandestine SS-iamese Twins
Skill: Morph into road signs

Spoiler: Otto van Dino (click to show/hide)

Name: Otto van Dino
Minions: Leader of the SS Velociraptor Squad:
1: [HP:10/50] | Severed Thighs!
2: [HP:40/50] | Bleeding Face!
3: [HP:40/50] | Fractured Face!
Status: Not talkin' 'bout it... except for the -2 to movement
Inventory: Advanced Steel Teeth!
Wounds: [HP:50/115] | SEVERED LEGS! | Broken Head!
Skills: Velociraptor!, Dino-Tough!, Velocispeed!, Squad Leader!,  He's just a Dino.

Spoiler: Adjutrate (click to show/hide)

Minion (Tarchia lieutenant)
Skill: Planning
Bio: Adjutrate ("Ad" or "Jutie" for short) was an unusually intelligent member of a species of unusually intelligent species of anklyosaur. Ad had just started school when DinoHitler came into power; Ad had to take a position in the DiNazinos or DinoNazis or whatever we've decided to call them. Ad rose through the ranks due to an impressive intellect and a bit of an ambitious streak, and now serves as a major lieutenant of DinoHitler. Adjutrate is probably better at this kind of stuff than DH--ordering that triceratopses could only attack by DH's direct orders is a basic mistake that Ad wouldn't have considered except as a bad joke. And violating the NAP with the PteroSoviets...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name:n evil operations engager
Minion or DINOHITLER'S BRAIN PART:
Or a skill: [color=gren}[abr=he gets +1 to evil]pure evil[/abbr] [/color]
An action?
evil engager (that's his nickname bcus his real name is to big) decides to use his powers of evil to kill the heros

edit: wups edited bcause i did sheet wrong
edit 2: i decided to put it in a spoiler

[Harry Baldman]

Continue Total War! Activate Loved By Tables!

Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 1 - stop chewing on the Dinofuhrer! Provide medical aid for him!

Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 2 - fetch the stunned Monsieur Jacques Kennedy and stick him into the Dinofuhrer's bleeding wounds or perhaps a puddle of evil presumably lying around the Dinofuhrer! Cover him in Dinonazi goodevilness, hopefully crafting a worthy successor in the name of EVIL!

Presumably Ravenous and Elite Dinonazi Group 3 - protect the Dinofuhrer!

Also, new trait for dinoHITLER - Loved By Tables.

I hope adding traits in the middle of combat is something I can do. I was kinda hoping somebody else would pitch in, but it doesn't look like that's happening.

[lawastooshort]

I hope adding traits in the middle of combat is something I can do. I was kinda hoping somebody else would pitch in, but it doesn't look like that's happening.

It is (and a good trait it is too) (up to dinoHITLER's character level), and so was I, and alas no. I guess I don't update very often.

[Chink]

Eat Enormocrocket's heart, with the aid of my minions.

[lawastooshort]

last call if anyone wants to totally kill some heroes i am writing the turn shortly

[GreatWyrmGold]

Stop acting like a combination of Communist and hippy.


Attempt to not roll a 1 whilst determining problems.

[Scionox]

Spoiler: We need more mechas (click to show/hide)

Player:
Name: PzMMMMMMMMMI Giganotosaurus
Status: Mecha, Enormous
Inventory: Mechas don't need inventory x9001 of +1
Wounds: [HP:200/200]
Skills: Panzerkampfwagen Plating, Lazor OVERDRIVEEEEEEEEEEEE~

Is that fine? if so...
LAZOR the everything out of random enemy.

[lawastooshort]

yes that is fine everyone likes lazors

[lawastooshort]

and speedos

[GreatWyrmGold]

Spoiler: We need more mechas (click to show/hide)

Isn't the proper plural of mecha "mecha"?

[lawastooshort]

Continue Total War! Activate Loved By Tables!

Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 1 - stop chewing on the Dinofuhrer! Provide medical aid for him!

Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 2 - fetch the stunned Monsieur Jacques Kennedy and stick him into the Dinofuhrer's bleeding wounds or perhaps a puddle of evil presumably lying around the Dinofuhrer! Cover him in Dinonazi goodevilness, hopefully crafting a worthy successor in the name of EVIL!

Presumably Ravenous and Elite Dinonazi Group 3 - protect the Dinofuhrer!

the dinonazis scare dinohitler’s blood back into him and then the dinofuhrer summons titanium nazi tables and you wipe jacques kennedy in some blood but nothing seems to happen except more dinonazis appear crikey there’s a lot of them but suddenly there’s a lot of smoke and your arms are severed

Wound Acquired: DinoHITLER: Severed Arms!

Eat Enormocrocket's heart, with the aid of my minions.

you eat his heart a bit but it doesn’t really hurt him and then one of your minions has his head torn off by hulkimedes and then davy crockett shoots rockets into his own groin and severely injures you and your minions indeed he severs your guts

Wound Acquired: Otto van Dino: Severed Guts!

Spoiler: We need more mechas (click to show/hide)

Player:
Name: PzMMMMMMMMMI Giganotosaurus
Status: Mecha, Enormous
Inventory: Mechas don't need inventory x9001 of +1
Wounds: [HP:200/200]
Skills: Panzerkampfwagen Plating, Lazor OVERDRIVEEEEEEEEEEEE~

Is that fine? if so...
LAZOR the everything out of random enemy.

you lazor the arm out of davy crockett’s face he is distraught

Stop acting like a combination of Communist and hippy.

you manage this and are now fully clothed sober and non-dancing but then some balls explode in your face and in your head too

Wound Acquired: Adjutrate: Very Heavy Headblood!

Wound Acquired: Adjutrate: Very Heavy Faceblood!

Spoiler: DINOHITLER: CHIEF OF ALL EVIL (click to show/hide)

Player:
Name: DINOHITLER, CHIEF OF ALL EVIL
Status: -1 to dodge, -1 to face, -1 to movement, -2 emotion combat penalty, -1 to arms.
Inventory: spare moustache
Wounds: [HP:10/250] | FRACTURED RIGHT LEG! | FRACTURED GUTS! | SEVERED FACE! | Severed Left Leg! | Severed Arms!
Skills: Loved By Tables, Made of Evil, Total War, Mediocre Painter, Stupid Evil.

Spoiler: Il Palazzo (click to show/hide)

Name: Otto Skorzeny von Skorzeny
Minion: The Clandestine SS-iamese Twins
Skill: Morph into road signs
Very Heavy Headblood!

Spoiler: Otto van Dino (click to show/hide)

Name: Otto van Dino
Minions: Leader of the SS Velociraptor Squad:
3: [HP:35/50] | Fractured Face!
Status: Not talkin' 'bout it... except for the -2 to movement
Inventory: Advanced Steel Teeth!
Wounds: HP:10/115] | SEVERED LEGS! | Broken Head! | Severed Guts!
Skills: Velociraptor!, Dino-Tough!, Velocispeed!, Squad Leader!,  He's just a Dino.

Spoiler: Adjutrate (click to show/hide)

Minion (Tarchia lieutenant)
Skill: Planning
Bio: Adjutrate ("Ad" or "Jutie" for short) was an unusually intelligent member of a species of unusually intelligent species of anklyosaur. Ad had just started school when DinoHitler came into power; Ad had to take a position in the DiNazinos or DinoNazis or whatever we've decided to call them. Ad rose through the ranks due to an impressive intellect and a bit of an ambitious streak, and now serves as a major lieutenant of DinoHitler. Adjutrate is probably better at this kind of stuff than DH--ordering that triceratopses could only attack by DH's direct orders is a basic mistake that Ad wouldn't have considered except as a bad joke. And violating the NAP with the PteroSoviets...
Very Heavy Faceblood! | Very Heavy Headblood!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name:n evil operations engager
Minion or DINOHITLER'S BRAIN PART:
Or a skill: [color=gren}[abr=he gets +1 to evil]pure evil[/abbr] [/color]
An action?
evil engager (that's his nickname bcus his real name is to big) decides to use his powers of evil to kill the heros

edit: wups edited bcause i did sheet wrong
edit 2: i decided to put it in a spoiler

[Harry Baldman]

Dinohitler - say mean words to demean Schrodinger's Cat to fulfill petty evil quota. Try not to bleed to death. Continue Total War. Continue Loved by Tables. Allow Dinonazi Group

Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 1 - Try to stop the Fuhrer from bleeding to death most terribly. Chant Dinonazi propaganda to make him feel better afterwards.

Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 2 - Restrain Jacques Kennedy and apply the mystically evil Spare Moustache of Dinonazi Glory to his face (underneath his other mustache for maxi), hopefully infusing him with sufficient amounts of Dinonazism to wear him down and infect him with Dinonazi sensibilities!

Massive Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 3 - Devour Ringo Starr, then vomit his remains at Davy Crockett to slip him up!

Presumably Ravenous Elite Dinonazi Group 4 - Protect the Dinofuhrer from any that wish him harm!