the forces of freedom and democracy approach
Action: Crazy Joe Goebbels will step in the direction of the Roman Legion and inspire the proud Dinonazi servitors with the aid of his Collection of Dinonazi Propaganda! Let the hateful flyers fly, let the anti-bowienaut sentiments increase! Most of all, let it be known that we have entered a state of total war, where no man, woman, stingray, dinosaur or flying emu will be working for any purpose other than the complete and utter annihilation of all that Bowie owns and stands for! Particularly sequins! Those will be the first to go!
...just as you open your mouth to speak a forty foot tall wall of vomit approaches too
it goes in your mouth
and your throat
it explodes your guts out
you don't get to finish your speech
sorry
Action: Otto bites HORRIBLE FACE GUY! Also, if the Squad Leader ability is accepted, he summons his squad and orders them to attack.
...you bite that sucker in the guts
they bleed so bad
haha
plus you summon your homies
unfortunately also one of your skills disappears and then also your legs are crushed off
Wound Acquired: Davy ENORMOCROCKETT:
Severely Bleeding Guts!Action: Sneak into McCartney's toilet at night and become a sign:
...narrowly avoiding having your guts headbutted off like jochen your sidekick you sneak into paul mccartney's toilet to sabotage his life
but you nearly trip up instead
Stab archimedes
a small kitty approaches
he retches
out comes a black hole
you die in thousands of tiny dense pieces whilst decimating your friends with bits of roman and nudity
feel free to try again
Name: Crazy Joe Goebbels
Status: Crazy,
Deformed Right Leg, Otherwise Fine
Inventory: Snazzy Ceremonial Dinonazi Leather Robe,
Collection of Dinopropaganda,
Dinopistole-Parabellum 1908, Metal Leg Brace.
Wounds: [HP:75/75]Skills: Book Burner,
Beacon of Dinonazism,
Epicenter of Hatred,
Osteomyelitis Victim.
Name: Ares
Minion or DINOHITLER'S BRAIN PART: Roman Legion
Or a skill: Countering
Name: Otto Skorzeny von Skorzeny
Minion: The Clandestine SS-iamese Twins
Skill: Morph into road signs
Name: Otto van Dino
Minion: Leader of the SS Velociraptor Squad
Status: Not talkin' 'bout it... except for the -2 to movement
Inventory:
Advanced Steel Teeth!Wounds:
[HP:95/115] |
SEVERED LEGS!Skill:
Velociraptor!,
Dino-Tough!,
Velocispeed!,
(?),
Squad Leader!(?),
He's just a Dino.Player:Name: DINOHITLER, CHIEF OF ALL EVIL
Status: -1 to dodge, -1 to face, -1 to movement
Inventory: spare moustache
Wounds: [HP:230/250] |
FRACTURED RIGHT LEG! |
FRACTURED GUTS! |
SEVERED FACE!Skills:
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Topic: you are dinohitler or one of his minions yeah (Read 11527 times)