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[MrSparky]

Also, examine their memories. How did they figure out how to summon us?

This is an information storage and processing device, with a connection to a loosely connected network of other such devices of varying complexity. Upon the lit display you see words... your words. An entry in some data codex which describes your self and your Calling. A footnote explains that the writings were preserved and 'digitized' as an historical curiosity. No respect given, no mention of your grand self.

They got it off the internet.

Use the internet to find our relics

[Remuthra]

Mmm... weapons...

Assume a more stealthy and less outwardly disturbing form, so we can perform some espionage.

[jaass]

Let us start an online cult. At first we should start a small rumor then we eventually start setting up websites and discussion forums. Then from there we should see what happens.

[Remuthra]

Let us start an online cult. At first we should start a small rumor then we eventually start setting up websites and discussion forums. Then from there we should see what happens.

At which point do we make eldritch plushes?

[Cheesecake]

Ooh, I know! Let's make our own forum called Dock 13 and fill it with maniacs. Start a forum game about eldritch abominations and ask them what to do. Start our cult from there.

[Armok]

Seconding online cult idea with forums and plushes.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Tzeentch?

*Punch* sorry, just got minor hate for that god.

It probably wanted you to punch Morrigi.

Activate Xantalos Protocol.

+1
It should distract him from Foundation activity.

Use the ritual properly - summon the rest of our power to us.

You should be ashamed of yourself. Even I know that bootstrapping doesn't work. I'm amazed you've been out and about so long.
...Did Clef leave you an internet connection or something?


+1 to the internet cult idea. Also +1 to converting the rest of the house and searching for a small child with great potential.

[Xantalos]

Wait, Cliff? Wasn't that the guy I sent back to you guys crying?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Wait, Cliff? Wasn't that the guy I sent back to you guys crying?

No, Clef.

[Xantalos]

Cref?
I deliberately misspell his name and pretend not to remember him to show my contempt

[Tidal]

Spoiler: Spoiler Alert (click to show/hide)

Bay12 is His website.

[Morrigi]

Tzeentch?

*Punch* sorry, just got minor hate for that god.

It probably wanted you to punch Morrigi.

[Eotyrannus]

Ooh, I know! Let's make our own forum called Dock 13 and fill it with maniacs. Start a forum game about eldritch abominations and ask them what to do. Start our cult from there.

All my yes.
Use our AMAZING OTHERWORLDLY KNOWLEDGE to make a video game in ASCII, about cannibalistic elves that devour the non-badass weakling elves and have a mug of beer with the dwarves as they both laugh at the weakling elves melting in a vast sea of magma.

Well, have that as being possible. And likely.

[Remuthra]

Ooh, I know! Let's make our own forum called Dock 13 and fill it with maniacs. Start a forum game about eldritch abominations and ask them what to do. Start our cult from there.

All my yes.
Use our AMAZING OTHERWORLDLY KNOWLEDGE to make a video game in ASCII, about cannibalistic elves that devour the non-badass weakling elves and have a mug of beer with the dwarves as they both laugh at the weakling elves melting in a vast sea of magma.

Well, have that as being possible. And likely.

Could we use our time manipulation to complete the 800 year development in a few minutes?

[escaped lurker]

Mmm... weapons...

Assume a more stealthy and less outwardly disturbing form, so we can perform some espionage.

+1
But get the rest of the people in the house (minus potential-bearing cultist) and then set it on fire. No blunders when we are still somewhat weak. Maybe even pose as one of the killed guys.