Wincerind 1) gets new powers from being perceived as a wannabe and not a real mage by other people due to his lack of a beard and cheap bracelets, 2) is a skilled carpenter, 3) absolutely adores cats, 4) is a proficient dual-wielding blademaster in addition to being a mage, 5) combats his Hatcurse by wearing illusions of awesome and physically impossible hats.
Wincerind
(1) temporarily loses all of his powers if he someone calls him a wannabe,
(5) and has become a skilled carpenter in order to make ends meet.
(1) He has a great enough hatred for cats that he must kill them on sight,
(3) and has minor skill in single-wielding swords thanks to this.
(1) His hat curse also extends to illusions of hats.
(ooh, only one was very bad. at least the others where great. :3)
Ayndr is pretty crafty in self-defense. he Lives in a swamp when not busy. Ayndr is not one to settle with one specific dragon, but has many foreign friends he is lucky enough to get to know past his horrible luck. the dragon is pretty much a bad hoarder. he is lucky and escapes danger easily
is pretty crafty in self-defense
Lives in a swamp when not busy
not one specific "mate", many foreign friends
bad habit hoarder
escapes danger easily
Ayndr
(3) is fairly good at close-combat self defense,
(4) and continually lives in a swamp unless he has a job to do.
(5) He does not have a single specific mate, but has many foreign friends, and
(2) he hoards good habits, continually searching for new mannerisms.
(1) It is difficult for him to escape danger.
G.Neric
1) He is a very accomplished bagpipes player
2) He has a knack for applying physics
3) His large family are all red headed people
4) He has above average forehead size
5) He owns a large collection of model daggers
G.Neric
(3) plays the bagpipes with little skill, but
(5) has a knack for applying physics to his tasks.
(5) His family is composed entirely of red heads,
(1) and he has a literally stick thin forehead, which complements the rest of his body.
(5) He owns a fairly large collection of model daggers.
Bob has rippling muscles, an iron sword with a hatred for crime. Well, an average hatred for crime but a hatred nonetheless. He is unable to equip armour, but to compensate has the power to sprout fire from his skin, with the downside being he dies after using this. He also is incredibly charming with dashing looks to suit. He is larger than average and is careful to follow The Paladin's Oath™ to the letter. Lastly, he possesses a great intellect, making him the envy of Paladins everywhere.
Bob
(4) is fairly charming, but
(1) has the look of a rotting corpse, and
(2) is a fair bit smaller than average.
(5) He follows the Paladin's Oath™ to the letter, and
(1) possesses next to no intelligence, quite often performing 'LEEROY JENKINS' maneuvers.
Not only that, but TOPHAT has
Excellent cognitive powers, and Is the only one of it's kind. It is also An It, And the champion of the Hat Gods. It smells of nothing.
TOPHAT IS:
An average sized,
Stark white,
Highly sentient,
British Police Officer Hat,
With no ability to gain Mystical Powers
Excellent Cognitive Powers
Is the only one of its kind
An it
The champion of the Hat Gods
Smells of nothingness
TOPHAT
(2) has poor cognitive powers
(6) can be the only one within the multiverse at any point in time, instantly violently exploding in the fashion of a nuclear bomb if there is another one of it in the multiverse it occupies.
(6) It possesses the ability to reproduce with any other species, being a composite of all genders of all species.
(1) It is the greatest enemy of the Hat Gods,
(4) and smells like air with mushroom spores.
Arin Winterlocks also a very successful adventurer as well as well loved in her home town. She is not greedy but she is very charitable. The cheeky minx also uses her looks to capture mens hearts, and thus has a large harem of powerful men, who she likes to 'spend time' with.
New Traits:
1) Very Successful Adventurer
2) Well loved in her home town
3) Not Greedy
4) Very Charitable
5) Large harem of powerful men, who she likes to 'spend time' with.
Old Traits:
Arin Winterlocks has
1) diety level looks.
2) She
3) is an elf only slightly adapted to living underground,
4) and has exceptional skill with swords,
5) but dismal skill with bows.
Arin Winterlocks
(3) is a semi-successful adventurer, who
(6) comes from a town where she is the romantic interest of everyone in the town over the age of 14, of both elven genders.
(1) She is horribly greedy, but
(4) is also somewhat charitable.
(1) She has no harem to speak of.
Terrance Doyle is
(5)a magical artist
(2)who is an ape
(6)of both genders
(3)and wears a pink and blue beret
(3)that is on his gray hair.
Terrance/Teresa escaped from a twisted circus, where he/she obtained a vast amount of knowledge on demonology. His/her performing days have left him/her with an insatiable urge for bananas, although he has recently tried to cure this dangerous addiction by switching to cigars. He/she also possesses the ability to make images into reality.
Escaped from circus
Master of demonology
Addicted to bananas
Smokes cigars
Can make images real
Terrance/Teresa
(4) escaped from a zoo that contained freak animals,
(5) is a master of the study of demons,
(2) and has a slight aversion to bananas.
(6) The female half smokes heavily (14 packs/day), while the male half detests the female's habit, preferring 'moderation' (7 packs/day).
(5) They can make the images they are thinking of real.
Gurmba is sociopathic, making it easy for him to always keep his eyes open, has the ability to grow new body parts, can use magic, shit on any target with pinpoint accuracy, and owns several exotic lairs - he is a supervillain after all.
Miniscule Sparrow
Bright Feathers
Very Sharp Claws
Huge Smartness
Always-on laser beams coming out of his eyes
SOCIOPATH
CAN GROW NEW BODY PARTS/MUTATE NEW ONES
CAN USE MAGIC
SHIT WITH PINPOINT ACCURACY
OWNS SEVERAL SUPERVILLAIN LAIRS
Gurmba
(6) is a psychopath
(6) that can grow heavily mutated body parts only in numbers evenly divisible by 13.
(3) He has a slight affinity with magic, and
(5) can shit with pinpoint accuracy.
(4) He owns three supervillain lairs.
(6)a borg queen
(5)that assimilates with a megaman gun arm
(6)and has extremely smooth quick talking.
(1)JANIS is composed of 100% tin
(2)and has below average vision.
JANIS lives in secrecy in AN UNDERWATER DOME BENEATH THE PACIFIC, near geothermal vents used as HEATSOURCE TO CREATE BORG EXOSKELETONS. JANIS currently has (roll x20) BORG UNDERLINGS under his control, and, being underwater, he and his underlings are WATERPROOF and NEVER RUST.
UNDERWATER DOME BENEATH PACIFIC
HEAT SOURCE TO CREATE BORG EXOSKELETONS
(roll x20) BORG UNDERLINGS
WATERPROOF
NEVER RUST
JANIS
(4) lives in an underwater dome beneath the Indian ocean,
(4) and uses a near extinct underwater volcano to produce BORG exoskeletons.
(2[multiplier is x1])(6) She has 6 BORG (three tauric (one with horse lower body and 4 arms, one with cheetah lower body and 2 arms, one with an arachnid lower body with 14 arms), two five-armed insectoids, quadrupedal that looks like a lion) under her command that serve JANIS's
every need.
(5) JANIS is waterproof, but
(1) quickly rusts.
Jubibilibiliby *boop* k'pop bweEEEEEee-puh the Seven Hundred and Eleventieth has/is:
1. Power of selective ignorance
2. Large wings made of flame.
3. Can burrow, but only in substances harder than chalk.
4. Very attractive, even with his heads.
5. A Dwarf.(dwarves are people too!)
Jubibilibiliby
(6) has an uncontollable ignorance of the world around him.
(5) He has large wings made of flame,
(1) and cannot go underneath the ground without his bones proceeding to change to a liquid state.
(2) He is hideous with his heads,
(4) and is a short human, but not at the level of dwarf.
Archmage Agha is also invisible, able to change her size at will, able to speak any language, friends with a powerful wizard, and able to shoot lightning out of her mouth at will.
Invisibility
Size-changing at will
Speaking all languages
Friends with (strong) wizards
Barfs lightning at will
(1)an extremely weak lizard wizard
(3)that has yellow-colored scales
(1)and has no ability to use time magic,
(4)but has minor control over flight,
(2)and minimal mind control.
Archmage Agha
(5) is completely invisible,
(4) and can modify her size by a ratio of 300% for one hour before needing a 2 hour 'recharge' time.
(6) She can speak any language, but only uses the ones that no one speaks.
(2) She is a friend of weak wizards and an enemy of strong wizards,
(3) and can occasionally barf weak lightning from time to time.
An excellent living pirate ship
Crewed by two headed, four armed lizardmen
Can fly.
Prow shaped like a resting serpent,
Made out of ironwood.
The Serpent was originally built as a warship before being stolen by the lizardmen for their own use. Afterwards, the crew was warped by the magical energies present in the Serpent. The Serpent is its own captain and knows wind magic.
Fine.
1. Originally built as a warship.
2. Stolen by the lizardmen for their own use.
3. Crew warped by magical energies of the Serpent.
4. Its own captain.
5. Knows wind magic.
The Serpent
(4) was originally built as a merchant escort ship, but
(5) was stolen by the lizard men for their own use.
(4) The crew was warped to have a slightly higher level of intelligence buy the Serpent's magical radiation.
(3) The Serpent is the third in command to a lower body conjoined lizard man captain.
(3) The Serpent has only minor control over affecting the wind.
Wheee, non horrible rolls!
Anyways, Lautrec's lantern gives him control over cold(since I accidentally went over last time, and didn't get that counted. 
). He's skilled in combat with his staff. His eyes are a dull blue and clearly show his deeply perceptive nature.
He often wears a battered satchel over his shoulder.
1.Control over cold
2.Combat skill
3.Eye color
4.Perception
5.Has a satchel
Lautrec
(6)'s lantern gives him complete control over the temperature of a few mile radius.
(3) He is somewhat skilled in combat with his staff.
(2) He has orange eyes, and
(4) a mildly perceptive gaze.
(2) He does not wear any satchel.
Kyle Johnson is an utterly terrible mage with powers over air, is a 15 foot tall man, and has long untamably stringy hair. He also owns a shotgun that greatly boosts magical powers which is kept on his large estate where he makes a living as a thaumaturge with his lovely wife and pet kitsune, Lucky.
an utterly terrible mage
with powers over air,
is a 15 foot tall man,
and has long
untamably stringy hair.
Magic boosting shotgun
Large estate
thaumaturge
lovely wife
Pet kitsune named Lucky
Kyle Johnson has
(2) a magic reducing shotgun, and
(2) lives in a complex tent in an alleyway.
(6) He is a greatly hidden thaumaturge of paralleled skill.
(6) He has a lovely 22 foot tall wife that is composed of earth, and has hair made of swirling air,
(4) and an unlucky fox that goes by the name of 'Lucky.'
We post our next set now, right?
While John has a Bit of a Temper, he likes to Plan Everything Out Before It Happens, and, more often than not, it Goes exactly according to plan.
He often wears a Black Cloak with a Red Lining, and is actually a pretty decent fighter.
1. Has a Bit of a Temper
2. Likes to Plan Everything Out
3. His Plans ALWAYS go well
4. Wears a Black Cloak with Red Lining
5. Is a Fairly Decent Fighter.
John has
(3) a mild temper, and
(1) plans nothing out, so
(1) everything always goes wrong.
(1) He wears a white cloak with purple lining, and
(4) is a decent fighter.
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