Put on some Vivaldi. Finish my drink. Keep my eyes on the surrounding fight.
You put on Four Seasons, Winter. Chugging down your beer, you watch the chaos.
Go into the kitchen, turn on all the gas then walk outside and throw a lit match in the door.
You go into the kitchen and turn all the gas on. Walking outside, you strike a match and toss it in. [3] It doesn't work. At all. The match goes out when it hits the ground.
Punch Mike The Biker in the throat!
[5] vs. [5] You swing perfectly at Mike's throat, but he sidesteps at the last second!
Start flinging the razor sharp cards at Roadrash.
[2] vs. [1] The card aren't very sharp, but you do manage to hit him in the eye.
Kick over table, throw chair through window
[2] You kick the table, which stays upright, then you toss the chair at the window. [2] It bounces off.
Use my gun as a club to beat the guy who hit me.
You take a swing at [1] Jim Thomas! [5] vs. [3] You hit him soundly on the face!
Continue not noticing the barfight and see if I can add a nice set of star ruby windows to my castle.
[2] You notice the barfight. OH SHIT. Someone shoots your laptop.
Call the station for back-up. Then shoot the most violent biker: Quigley I Thorson.
[2] The station seems bored, and organizes a betting ring on your life. They also say good luck. [2] you fire at Quigley, missing but shattering the laptop screen!
Shoot Officer Bigim for attacking my contact.
[5] You fire at Bigim! [3] vs. [2] It hits him squarely in the left arm!
The cops are here?! Take them down!
You attempt to beat down [1] Officer Bigim! [5] vs. [1] You tackle him and begin pounding in his head! With a wet crunch his skull caves in. Good job.
Jump on somebody's back and proceed to bite them over and over again.
You jump of [1] Joshua's back! [5] vs. [3] You bite him in the head several times!
Talk to my boyfriend on the laptop about why we can't hang out anymore
[2] He appears to be busy being shot at.
Joshua Nix attacks Jim Thomas with his tire iron.
[3] vs. [6] He manages to disarm you using a small shard of Bigim bone.
Ride my motorcycle into the bar via front saloon-style door.
[6] The door is metal, and closed. However, your bike somehow makes it through without a scratch. Bad. Ass.
Agent 3 tries to disarm the nearest person with a gun and take it from them.
You try and grab [1] James Bond's gun! [6] vs. [5] You manage to wrestle it away form him!
Hit Hans with the handle of my drill.
[4] vs. [5] He dodges it barely!
Get revenge for my eye!
[3] vs. [6] Roadrash tumbles into a table!
Throw shit.
Bob throws a chair at [9] Agent 3! [5] vs. [2] Agent 3 reels from the blow, and is severely injured.
Jukebox Currently Playing:
Four Seasons, Winter ~ VivaldiRiders
Biker Name: Joshua Nix
Health: 4/10
Affiliation: Riders
Item: Tire iron
Player: NRDL
Biker Name: Kyle
Health: 4/10
Affiliation: Riders
Item: .44 Magnum
Player: kj1225
Biker Name: Roadrash
Health: 8/10
Affiliation: Riders
Item: Glass
Player: AI
Biker Name: Bob
Health: 8/10
Affiliation: Riders
Item: Chair
Player: AI
Killers
Name: Rod Beef
Health: 10/10
Affiliation: Killers
Item: Board with a nail in it.
Player: Flintus10
Biker Name: Mike the Biker
Health: 10/10
Affiliation: Killers
Item: Chair
Player: Cheesecake
Name: Jim Thomas
Health: 9/10
Affiliation: Killers
Item: Beer Bottle.
Player: Doomblade187
Name: Dude
Health: 10/10
Affiliation: Killer
Item: Deck of cards
Player: Scrapheap
The Law
Name: Officer Bigim
Health: DEAD
Affiliation: Police
Item: Revolver
Player: TCM
Name: Agent 3
Health: 5/10
Affiliation: Government intelligence
Item: Hidden Microphone
Player: Borno
Spy Name: James Bond
Health: 10/10
Affiliation: MI6
Item: Walther PPK
Player: Persus13
Name: Charlie sheen
Health: 10/10
Affiliation: Undercover NARC trying to prove he's a real biker. Cleveland pythons is cover affiliation. Friendly relationship with Jackals.
Item: Motorcycle
Player: GrizzlyAdamz
Other
Biker name : Hans
Health : 10/10
Affiliation : None of your damned business? Wanna fight?
Item : Beer bottle.
Player: Brood
Biker Name: Max
Health 10/10
Affiliation: Lone Wolf
Item: four tens and an Ace of Spades
Player: GraveHaunter92
Name: Chicky McChick
HP: 10/10
Affiliation: Shopaholics
Item: Cellphone
Player: Playergamer
Biker Name: Desmond Miles
Health: 10/10
Affiliation: Bartenders
Item: Corkscrew
Player: Greenstarfanatic
Name: Quigley I. Thorson
Health: 10/10
Affiliation: None
Item: Laptop
Player: GreatWyrmGold
Name: Hyun Iseul Han
Health: 10/10
Affiliation: all the fine men and women who had the unique honor of getting laid off today.
Item: glass of water.
Player: Harry Baldman
Biker Name: Carl the Grasshopper
Health: 10/10
Affiliation: 50 Blessings
Item: Drill
Player: HmH
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Topic: Barroom Beatdown (Read 5589 times)