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Author Topic: Barroom Beatdown  (Read 5562 times)

Brood

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Re: Barroom Beatdown
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2013, 09:49:57 am »

Go into the kitchen, turn on all the gas then walk outside and throw a lit match in the door.
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Re: Barroom Beatdown
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2013, 09:51:40 am »

Punch Mike The Biker in the throat!
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Re: Barroom Beatdown
« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2013, 09:52:56 am »

Start flinging the razor sharp cards at Roadrash.

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Re: Barroom Beatdown
« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2013, 10:21:27 am »

"Goddamnit right when I had a winning hand!  FUCK THIS BAR!"

Kick over table, throw chair through window
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Re: Barroom Beatdown
« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2013, 03:42:03 pm »

Use my gun as a club to beat the guy who hit me.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Barroom Beatdown
« Reply #20 on: April 29, 2013, 03:50:35 pm »

Continue not noticing the barfight and see if I can add a nice set of star ruby windows to my castle.

~+Quigley I Thorson
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Re: Barroom Beatdown
« Reply #21 on: April 29, 2013, 05:21:43 pm »

Name: Officer Bigim
Health: 10/10
Affiliation: Police
Item: Revolver
Call the station for back-up. Then shoot the most violent biker: Quigley I Thorson.
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Re: Barroom Beatdown
« Reply #22 on: April 29, 2013, 06:08:18 pm »

Quigley is neither a biker nor violent!
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Re: Barroom Beatdown
« Reply #23 on: April 29, 2013, 06:19:22 pm »

Quigley is neither a biker nor violent!

DO NOT RESIST THE LAW, CRIMINAL SCUM.
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Re: Barroom Beatdown
« Reply #24 on: April 29, 2013, 06:43:43 pm »

Quigley is neither a biker nor violent!
DO NOT RESIST THE LAW, CRIMINAL SCUM.
He's neither scum not a criminal, as well!
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Re: Barroom Beatdown
« Reply #25 on: April 29, 2013, 07:43:57 pm »

Biker Spy Name: James Bond
Health: 10/10
Affiliation: MI6
Item: Walther PPK

Shoot Officer Bigim for attacking my contact.
« Last Edit: April 29, 2013, 08:53:20 pm by Persus13 »
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Re: Barroom Beatdown
« Reply #26 on: April 29, 2013, 07:48:48 pm »

The cops are here?! Take them down!
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Re: Barroom Beatdown
« Reply #27 on: April 29, 2013, 08:46:03 pm »

Jump on somebody's back and proceed to bite them over and over again.
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Re: Barroom Beatdown
« Reply #28 on: April 29, 2013, 09:12:28 pm »

Once Cheesecake, NRDL, and Borno post, the turn will be ready.
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Re: Barroom Beatdown
« Reply #29 on: April 29, 2013, 09:50:46 pm »

Get my bike and ride over everyone.
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