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It depends on what it's about I'll ask about that in a PM

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[Remuthra]

Sasha accepts your council.

[kj1225]

((It is times like these that I wish that I had never learned to read... Alas, I most assuredly do not understand, carpets are alien, armies are largely unknown, and 'not getting it' is practically my major character trait...))

Bulbasaur commands the messenger bird_?, reads the message, looks at it quizzically, and continues on to put a stop to all this war-mongering.

You learned to read after the bit where you followed the old guy to his house.

[RAM]

And how I rue that day...

[kj1225]

And how I rue that day...

Oh, shut up that was your fault. And since I'm thinking about it, your not in your kingdom. It's Sir Pompous' kingdom.

[RAM]

The Floral Empire has no borders!

[kj1225]

The Floral Empire has no borders!

You're a fucking tree! Also because your being a little angsty bitch you're pregnant!

[RAM]

Yay! Fruit!
As best as I can tell my empire got up and walked away. But long-term, imposing the wonders of floral leadership to the fleshies isn't really compatible with an excess of respect for standing borders. But we haven't actually attacked anyone yet, so it isn't much of an issue...

[kj1225]

Yay! Fruit!
As best as I can tell my empire got up and walked away. But long-term, imposing the wonders of floral leadership to the fleshies isn't really compatible with an excess of respect for standing borders. But we haven't actually attacked anyone yet, so it isn't much of an issue...

You know what past just coming to tea with everyone else I don't care what you do, okay?

[My Name is Immaterial]

It's Sir Pompous' kingdom.

You mean me? I'm just a knight, not a king. Very different things. Instead of inhereting a kingdom, I got a title, and a nice pool of cash. The manor I live in I bought with the profits from the my semi-popular line of reheatable pastas.

[kj1225]

It's Sir Pompous' kingdom.

You mean me? I'm just a knight, not a king. Very different things. Instead of inhereting a kingdom, I got a title, and a nice pool of cash. The manor I live in I bought with the profits from the my semi-popular line of reheatable pastas.

As far as I'm considered it's you kingdom since your the only noble around and own the land.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Hmmmm... Hmmmmmm... I'll assume that I have about as much power as the British royalty.

Tea later tonight.

[kj1225]

Okay cool. Please be warned that Billan recently had an accident involving multidimensional gladiator battles so he umm... died a little. Just a heads up!

[RAM]

Billian: return as a largely ineffectual ghost that can maybe make brief illusions or something.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Sir Richard von Charles the Third stood at window on the third floor of his manor, intently watching the road for his guests.
Down stairs, his butler (who was the only other person not made of pasta in the house) had his instructions to allow anyone who did not have an army in, and to insist that they not tread mud onto the carpets.

[kj1225]

Billan floats up the road, cause now he's a Lich. He is garbed in a black leather pants and is wearing a leather jacket. He is followed by some werewolves carrying a chest. As he approches the front gate he yells. "Could you open the gates!? Werewolves may be strong but they don't have unlimited stamina!"