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No, I will tell you why in a PM

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It depends on what it's about I'll ask about that in a PM

1 (14.3%)

I couldn't give two shits!

2 (28.6%)

Total Members Voted: 7

[Remuthra]

Steal pasta from his dumpster.

[kj1225]

Send the golems to do house work. Eat breakfast. Enjoy breakfast.

Of course your pompousness. The golems do as their told. You have a nice time eating breakfast. You should probably get some clothes on, after all no respectable knit went into battle naked. Also your golems are naked. and you happened to do a REALLY good job with the anatomy on them so... yeah.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Make note to put on clothes.
Make note to focus less on anatomy and more on lasers.
Forget to do either of those things.
Continue creating my pasta-golem army.
Make note to make pasta armor.
Forget.

[kj1225]

BUT WAIT! What type of pasta for the pasta army?

[My Name is Immaterial]

Well,
Cannelloni Cannons,
Soldiers with ravioli bodies and elbow macaroni limbs,
Spaghetti spears,
Lasagna trucks, with wagon wheels for wheels,
and,
Ravioli Mines.


For now....

[kj1225]

Every thing goes off without a hitch... is what I would say if it weren't for the fact that someone wearing a name badge that identified him as GeeVee stole your c4 and gunpowder before you could make you explosives... You should kill that Mofo just saying.

[Remuthra]

Steal that spare pasta still, using my speed powers.

[kj1225]

You take some pasta from his pasta pantry. I am sort of worried about that.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Send my army out to hunt down GeeVee.
Make lunch. Out of pasta.
Remember I'm not wearing clothes. Put on shirt. Forget about pants.

[Remuthra]

Sacrifice pasta to the death gods.

[kj1225]

Send my army out to hunt down GeeVee.
Make lunch. Out of pasta.
Remember I'm not wearing clothes. Put on shirt. Forget about pants.

I would say that the army thing worked but... killed your army and ate them for lunch. Because I want an actual conflict all the characters take part in. Because he's an asshole. But I do know some people if you need an elite squad of mages to help slaughter him.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Who are you anyway? If you're one of the voices in my head, I told you guys to clean it up if you wanted to stay. It's filthy up there! The repressed childhood memories are stuffed under the pile of lucid dreams, random trivia coers every surface, and some-memory touched my pasta recipes... They will

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BURN IN THE DEPTHS OF SPAGHETTI HELL!!!!!!!!

Edit: Oh, and yes, an elite squad of hit-mages sounds nice. Give their contact info to my pasta-secretary; we must discuss this over tea some time soon.

[kj1225]

Who are you anyway? If you're one of the voices in my head, I told you guys to clean it up if you wanted to stay. It's filthy up there! The repressed childhood memories are stuffed under the pile of lucid dreams, random trivia coers every surface, and some-memory touched my pasta recipes... They will

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BURN IN THE DEPTHS OF SPAGHETTI HELL!!!!!!!!

I'm your boss Kyle the Godmaker, Kyle the GM for short. Also where did you learn the linguine recipe? It was splendid.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Who are you anyway? If you're one of the voices in my head, I told you guys to clean it up if you wanted to stay. It's filthy up there! The repressed childhood memories are stuffed under the pile of lucid dreams, random trivia coers every surface, and some-memory touched my pasta recipes... They will

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BURN IN THE DEPTHS OF SPAGHETTI HELL!!!!!!!!

I'm your boss Kyle the Godmaker, Kyle the GM for short. Also where did you learn the linguine recipe? It was splendid.

Ah, of course! Kyle! I'll forget my pants next!

That linguine recipe. One of my specialties. Its the child of my grandmother's recipe, and THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF THE FSM!!!!!! I like to season it with the heart blood of a demon's first half-human offspring and oregano. But I can't tell you any more, or I would have to brutally murder you for the FSM.

[kj1225]

Ah, I remember why it tasted familiar now! You brought it to the annual luncheon last time. Next time stick with the recipe. To much oregeano overpowers the hearts. But on to the topic at hand. You may have heard of GeeVee? Well, he stole from some other entities or did some other nasty thing and I want you and the others to stop it! Of course he is quite powerful, so me and my really powerful mortal container Billan are going to assist. So yeah find Sasha the harpy and Bulbasaur and convince them to help and we can fuck him up!