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No, I will tell you why in a PM

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[RAM]

Hrmmmmm...
I attempt to combine sever free-standing vines into a super-tree.

[kj1225]

Hrmmmmm...
I attempt to combine sever free-standing vines into a super-tree.

I guess that worked... but if it did someone didn't like it. The forest is on fire. For some reason you think it was done by someone named Geevee. On the bright side all the treants were out with you! You are flowering, you may become pregnant. Hooray Mpreg!

[RAM]

There is only one way to save the forest now! Well I suppose that I could just throw animals at the fire till it developed a conscience...
Move all of the forest into a single continuous lump.

[My Name is Immaterial]

I'm bored. I have time. Homework is drying up. I'll play.

Spoiler: Sir Richard von Charles the Third (click to show/hide)

Name: Sir Richard von Charles the Third
Main God: The Flying Spaghetti Monster
Secondary God: Captain Saint Mosey, the Pirate
Gift from your god: A holy cutlass, inscribed with the 8 "I'd Rather You Didn't"s
Crafting:  Pastamancy.
Perk: A large starting pool of money and knighthood, inherited from a rich great-uncle.

[kj1225]

(I did mean to do Sasha yesterday but I forgot.)

Spoiler: Sasha the Harpy (click to show/hide)

Health: Gotta go fast!
Obligatory necromancy tree:  Raise small undead.
Time IS Realative!:  Speed up!
Items:  Normal clothes, Magic falcon equipment (Missing one piece courtesy of GeeVee.
It's a bird, it's a plane... No defiantly a bird.: Bonus to speed rolls.
In your aeries.

Spoiler:  SirRichard the pompous (click to show/hide)

Health:  Piratical
Absolute PASTAMANCY:  You are basically god of pasta
Fight dirty: Dust blast
Items: Naked
Currently in your castle sleeping.

[Remuthra]

Raise all the mice skeletons!

[kj1225]

Raise all the mice skeletons!

You now have a small horde of mice zombies.

There is only one way to save the forest now! Well I suppose that I could just throw animals at the fire till it developed a conscience...
Move all of the forest into a single continuous lump.

You are now the proud owner of a lump full of nature and agony! 

[Remuthra]

Now feed them to the necromancy tree.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Fall out of bed. Eat pasta for breakfast.

[kj1225]

You (Roll=100) majestically get out of bed and make several pasta golems on accident while making you breakfast.

Now feed them to the necromancy tree.

Well you would do that but all the death gods bitch slap you at once because they don't like smartasses... maybe you can kill something... after all killer rodents worked for Corvo.

[Remuthra]

Fine, maybe the drug gods will be less snooty.

[kj1225]

Fine, maybe the drug gods will be less snooty.

Sadly there's only one of those and... well I don't think you want to be a dolphin.

[Remuthra]

Well, time for plan B. Send the zombie mice to start a zombie plague.

[kj1225]

Well, time for plan B. Send the zombie mice to start a zombie plague.

Sadly you need to level up some before getting those types of zombies. Of course I supose you could in the mean time go after this GeeVee who stole your shit. 

[My Name is Immaterial]

Send the golems to do house work. Eat breakfast. Enjoy breakfast.