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[TinFoilTopHat]

Is recruiting firefighters a useful thing?

Only if you want an axe man.

Also priests, which are quite useful, although they're common enough elsewhere.

Don't forget nuns! Come to think of it, I don't think I've seen a single nun in LCS since National Crime Squad was released. I'm sure they're in there, but the fire station was the only site I could count on them reliably spawning at.

What do nuns do?

They come with religion 5+... otherwise, comedy value I guess? Nuns with guns!

All illegal activities are 33% funnier when done by a nun.

It's a well-hidden secret, but using nuns for Prostitution actually has a small bonus to the daily income.

Does it actually do that, or are you just applying the 33% funnier rule.

I'll check.

[scrdest]

Is recruiting firefighters a useful thing?

Only if you want an axe man.

Also priests, which are quite useful, although they're common enough elsewhere.

Don't forget nuns! Come to think of it, I don't think I've seen a single nun in LCS since National Crime Squad was released. I'm sure they're in there, but the fire station was the only site I could count on them reliably spawning at.

What do nuns do?

They come with religion 5+... otherwise, comedy value I guess? Nuns with guns!

All illegal activities are 33% funnier when done by a nun.

It's a well-hidden secret, but using nuns for Prostitution actually has a small bonus to the daily income.

Does it actually do that, or are you just applying the 33% funnier rule.

I'll check.

Mission accomplished, then. I made that up.

[Capital Fish]

Is recruiting firefighters a useful thing?

Only if you want an axe man.

Also priests, which are quite useful, although they're common enough elsewhere.

Don't forget nuns! Come to think of it, I don't think I've seen a single nun in LCS since National Crime Squad was released. I'm sure they're in there, but the fire station was the only site I could count on them reliably spawning at.

What do nuns do?

They come with religion 5+... otherwise, comedy value I guess? Nuns with guns!

All illegal activities are 33% funnier when done by a nun.

It's a well-hidden secret, but using nuns for Prostitution actually has a small bonus to the daily income.

Does it actually do that, or are you just applying the 33% funnier rule.

I'll check.

Mission accomplished, then. I made that up.

Perhaps the power of your imagination is so great that you altered reality (or at least LCS) itself.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Is recruiting firefighters a useful thing?

Only if you want an axe man.

Also priests, which are quite useful, although they're common enough elsewhere.

Don't forget nuns! Come to think of it, I don't think I've seen a single nun in LCS since National Crime Squad was released. I'm sure they're in there, but the fire station was the only site I could count on them reliably spawning at.

What do nuns do?

They come with religion 5+... otherwise, comedy value I guess? Nuns with guns!

All illegal activities are 33% funnier when done by a nun.

It's a well-hidden secret, but using nuns for Prostitution actually has a small bonus to the daily income.

Does it actually do that, or are you just applying the 33% funnier rule.

I'll check.

Mission accomplished, then. I made that up.

Perhaps the power of your imagination is so great that you altered reality (or at least LCS) itself.

Perhaps its the power of the quote pyramid.

[scrdest]

Is recruiting firefighters a useful thing?

Only if you want an axe man.

Also priests, which are quite useful, although they're common enough elsewhere.

Don't forget nuns! Come to think of it, I don't think I've seen a single nun in LCS since National Crime Squad was released. I'm sure they're in there, but the fire station was the only site I could count on them reliably spawning at.

What do nuns do?

They come with religion 5+... otherwise, comedy value I guess? Nuns with guns!

All illegal activities are 33% funnier when done by a nun.

It's a well-hidden secret, but using nuns for Prostitution actually has a small bonus to the daily income.

Does it actually do that, or are you just applying the 33% funnier rule.

I'll check.

Mission accomplished, then. I made that up.

Perhaps the power of your imagination is so great that you altered reality (or at least LCS) itself.

Perhaps its the power of the quote pyramid.

Honestly, I wouldn't be too surprised if it turned out this was snuck into code at some time.

[Gavakis]

The new city's thing makes the game seem so much... larger.
Like you're actually doing something.

[Bouchacha]

This version lets you buy combat knives for $20 and sell them for $30

[Liber celi]

This version lets you buy combat knives for $20 and sell them for $30

Finally I can be a rogue small arms trader!

[ed boy]

Toady disapproves of quote pyramids. It can mess up the forums software, especially if someone tries to view the thread on a smartphone.

[Jonathan S. Fox]

No more quote pyramid, I'm sure it was a blast while it lasted.

I've deleted all quote pyramid posts after a certain point.

[TinFoilTopHat]

No more quote pyramid, I'm sure it was a blast while it lasted.

I've deleted all quote pyramid posts after a certain point.

What if we keep it in a spoiler?

[Jonathan S. Fox]

No more quote pyramid, I'm sure it was a blast while it lasted.

I've deleted all quote pyramid posts after a certain point.

What if we keep it in a spoiler?

No, not even in a spoiler, sorry. Even setting aside ed boy's comment about Toady's preference (which I seem to recall myself), quote pyramids degenerate into people posting just to continue them, and that results in off-topic spam, posts without content, derailing threads, things like that. Even before they're completely off-topic, the quality of posts goes down considerably.

On most boards, your best shot at getting a free pass on a quote pyramid thread would be the Forum Games section, but I can't be sure here; the Bay12Games Forum Games section is bogglingly high brow from what I've seen. If you're still jonesing to see some big quote pyramids, you can probably dig up some archived threads on other boards though, like this one from the xkcd Forum Games section, which seems to have stopped only when it hit the character limit, and was so big that the forum software made many of the inner posts so narrow that they were literally unreadable.

[TinFoilTopHat]

derailing threads
[/quote]
Seeing as this thread has become a forum about quote pyramids, I'd say it's already done its job.

[DwarfOfTheLand]

I wish the cities contained more shops and stuff.

Seriously.

[Jonathan S. Fox]

I wish the cities contained more shops and stuff.

Seriously.

What would be different if your wish were fulfilled? Can you give some examples?