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[Dredonius]

"It is not what you cannot see in the Dark that you fear." -The Diary of Mister Welldone

This is a suggestion game based in the afterlife, centered around darkness and the unknown. Hopefully you enjoy.






Well, you're here again. The Boss certainly loves to have you around the place. That, or you're actually fired today. That'll be the day.

You chuckle as he materializes behind the desk.

You: "Well, what is it this time?"

The Boss: "Your Death Quota is decidedly sub-par. I am not pleased.

You: "Yeah, yeah. So I got caught up on the job by a couple of kids saying they were Ghostbusters or something, who cares?"

The Boss: "Sure, sure. I've seen you on the job. You barely do anything in the Material World. Do you want to be sent to the Spirit Slums?"

The Boss passes a piece of paper to you over the desk.

Spoiler: For those who don't like cursive. (click to show/hide)

Dearest Worker of The Damned.

We regret to inform you that you are cordially fired
from this post-life career. Hopefully you find a new
job soon.

Dreadfully sorry

Big Boss

Well, you've just been fired. This is a problem.

[anailater]

Be respectful, thank him for allowing you to work this long, then reach out for a handshake and as soon as he's grabbed your hand sock him right in the jaw.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Be respectful, thank him for allowing you to work this long, then reach out for a handshake and as soon as he's grabbed your hand sock him right in the jaw. grab his arm and flip him over your head.

Fixed it for you.

[Xantalos]

Request one last-chance deal - if we reap x souls in z time, we get to keep our job. If he refuses, leave and go to the other death company next door.

[freeformschooler]

Wait, you can earn back your job, though! You just gotta show some chutzpah! Head to the Material World and reap someone clean.

But it has to be someone good enough. Someone too dumb to live who has mysteriously evaded death for years, baffling all the other reapers. Someone who taunts death by sticking his face in a meat grinder and coming out unharmed. It must be...

A REDNECK

[Xantalos]

Wait, you can earn back your job, though! You just gotta show some chutzpah! Head to the Material World and reap someone clean.

But it has to be someone good enough. Someone too dumb to live who has mysteriously evaded death for years, baffling all the other reapers. Someone who taunts death by sticking his face in a meat grinding and coming out unharmed. It must be...

A YAJUTA

FTFY

[My Name is Immaterial]

Wait, you can earn back your job, though! You just gotta show some chutzpah! Head to the Material World and reap someone clean.

But it has to be someone good enough. Someone too dumb to live who has mysteriously evaded death for years, baffling all the other reapers. Someone who taunts death by sticking his face in a meat grinder and coming out unharmed. It must be...

A REDNECK

+100

[Cheesecake]

Wait, you can earn back your job, though! You just gotta show some chutzpah! Head to the Material World and reap someone clean.

But it has to be someone good enough. Someone too dumb to live who has mysteriously evaded death for years, baffling all the other reapers. Someone who taunts death by sticking his face in a meat grinder and coming out unharmed. It must be...

A REDNECK

+100

+1000

[Dredonius]

Wait, you can earn back your job, though! You just gotta show some chutzpah! Head to the Material World and reap someone clean.

But it has to be someone good enough. Someone too dumb to live who has mysteriously evaded death for years, baffling all the other reapers. Someone who taunts death by sticking his face in a meat grinder and coming out unharmed. It must be...

A REDNECK

+100

Wait, you can earn back your job, though! You just gotta show some chutzpah! Head to the Material World and reap someone clean.

But it has to be someone good enough. Someone too dumb to live who has mysteriously evaded death for years, baffling all the other reapers. Someone who taunts death by sticking his face in a meat grinder and coming out unharmed. It must be...

A REDNECK

+100

Well, this could work. You bid your Boss adieu, snickering to yourself and muttering about your plan.

Your Boss looks overjoyed.



You walk out the doors of the Boss's office and head down to the train.



There aren't that many spirits out tonight, only a Geist and his Hound.

Soon you arrive at the Material World's borders. You're really not that sure as to where to find a "Redneck".



The problem is... Where in the Material Realm do you start looking?

[freeformschooler]

Follow the alcohol.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Start on that Asia continent. There's lots of people there, bound to be someone fitting our needs.

[Chink]

Follow the alcohol.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Follow the alcohol.

And the guns.

[Xantalos]

Follow the alcohol.

And the guns.

The Florida bayou.

[SomeStupidGuy]

Follow the alcohol.

And the guns.

Don't forget about those confederate flags! The true sign of any self-respecting redneck.