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[Xantalos]

Hope you get better soon, man.

[WillowLuman]

Yes. Eye sickness is never fun.

[MaximumZero]

Hope you get better soon, man.

Hear hear, man.

[Remalle]

Hope you get better soon, man.

Hear hear, man.

Seventeenth'd, man.

[GentlemanRaptor]

Thanks for the well-wishes, everyone. Through the power of modern medicine (lots of Sudafed, Mucinex, and ibuprofen) and time, I have returned to the land of the living. Updates resume tomorrow!

[CognitiveDissonance]

Thanks for the well-wishes, everyone. Through the power of modern medicine (lots of Sudafed, Mucinex, and ibuprofen) and time, I have returned to the land of the living. Updates resume tomorrow!

Spoiler: Bad Cataclysm:DDA Humour (click to show/hide)

Next time, remember to cauterize the infection point with a knife and a lighter! Or, a soldering iron in a pinch

Glad to hear you're feeling better, welcome back!

[GentlemanRaptor]

Aaaand...we're back! New update, new explosions!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

BEGIN BATTLESCAPE TACTICAL RECORDING 3-4



Broomy: "You know how I said I'll kill you last? I lied."



Manta: "Dammit, this is why we don't give inanimate objects guns!"



Reginald: "Alright, squad, check in."
Doktorov: "Nothing here-vait, vat vas zat?"



Mook: *glurk*



Hawkwood: "Nice shot!"
Cesare: "..."



Broomy: "You're a disease, and I'm the cure."



*BOOM*



MaxClone2: "Man, whoever put that barrel there deserves a medal."
Reginald: "Wait, why did it explode?"
MaxClone2: "Shhh. Don't question the logic of the Bangkok port authority. Not when it makes pretty fireballs."

*BOOM*



Manta: "Oh God!"
Blomberg: "What the...?"
Reginald: "Heh heh heh. Ka-BOOM, baby!"
Broomy: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."



Dr. Johnny: "Oh god he's out of ammo!"
Dr. Bobsky: "We can reload him!"
Dr. Johnny: "How? He moves his arms with RC helicopters!"



Dr. Johnny: "Oh god the ammo won't fit in time!"

END BATTLESCAPE TACTICAL RECORDING 3-4

Cliffhanger! Will Broomy manage to reload? Will the rest of the team get out from behind the Triton and do something? Will Cesare speak? Tune in next time for the answers to these questions and more!

[WillowLuman]

Now I have a mental image with the rest of the team fumbling frantically trying to reload Broomy's guns, the duct tape interfering with the magazines, and Cesare just standing there saying nothing.

[Delta Foxtrot]

Woo! New update!

I think Cesare is too busy facepalming at the situation to do anything else.

[WillowLuman]

I'd imagine more like "tsk, tsk, tsk"

[Xantalos]

_{Broomy stole my line.}
Assassination target: cleaning implement, commonly known as 'Broomy'. Readjusting fate ... now.

[MaximumZero]

I'm okay with the pretty fireballs.

[GentlemanRaptor]

Very short update, but this clears the backlog completely. From here on in everything is new.

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BEGIN BATTLESCAPE TACTICAL RECORDING 3-5



Blomberg: "Dammit, hold still! I need to reload your gun!"



*cha-chak*

Blomberg: "There. Whew!"
Broomy: "Don’t retreat. Instead — reload!"



Ragnarok: "Ah, lads? Are you seeing this?"
Reginald: "Yeah, I see the bastard."



Xantalos: "Doc, can you hit the bastard?"
Doktorov: "Vun vould hope..."



Doktorov: Scheiße.





Hawkwood: "Jesus! No one hit him...alright. I got him lined up."





MaxClone2: "The building just exploded for no reason...I like this city."



Manta: "Ah, guys? Lots of fire up here, and one very angry alien..."

END BATTLESCAPE TACTICAL RECORDING 3-5

[Iceblaster]

Heheh This will be fun

Name: Vladmir Dimitri
Preffered Weapon: Sniper-like weapon.
Personality: Emodies all the stereotypes of russians... also is evil but he does have standards

[Krevsin]

May I have a character?

name: Sir Trouserworthy I.
weapon: anything explosive. will use rifles in a pinch
personality: Very fond of explosions and anything that causes them. otherwise stereotypical british aristocrat. if he dies, he is replaced by a relative with a higher roman numeral (with the same personality, ofc).