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[CognitiveDissonance]

NUR!
Anyone vote for the good doktor coming back as a cyborg?

I vote for ze good doktor to come back as a cyborg.  If this is a democracy, anyways, and not some sort of dictatorship.

At least I went out talking science... and I'd love this

[GentlemanRaptor]

NUR!
Anyone vote for the good doktor coming back as a cyborg?

I vote for ze good doktor to come back as a cyborg.  If this is a democracy, anyways, and not some sort of dictatorship.

At least I went out talking science... and I'd love this

Okay. Cyborg Doktorov sounds awesome. He will return.

[MaximumZero]

He's doing science and he's...still alive.

[Mephansteras]

Nice, MZ.

[GentlemanRaptor]

Update is here, and with it the end of our first island mission!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

BEGIN BATTLESCAPE TACTICAL RECORDING 2-5





Raganrok: Another one of the blighters!





Ragnarok: That takes care of him.



Xantalos: There's the bastard that got Doc!





Xantalos: Did I get him?
Hawkwood: Looks like it.



Reginald: You there! Prepare for explosive death!



Reginald: Aheh...oops.



Ragnarok: I grow tired of this. I need to face these aliens like a man, not like a fool behind a control station!





Manta: Your quarry appears to be still standing. Let me get that for you.



Manta: Down in one.



Thomson: I see one! I'm already shootin' it!

Many turns and shots later



Thomson: Fuck it. Frag out!



Xantalos: That should take care of him.



Ragnarok: Oh, hello there.



Ragnarok: And goodbye.



Cesare: The house is clear.



Ragnarok: Err...you lot might want to see this. There's a hallway dug into a hill over here.
Manta: On my way!



Ragnarok: Watch out, Manta. Confirmed one x-ray inside the structure.
Manta: Got it. Hopefully it's only one...



Manta: I'm here. Preparing to enter...



Manta: My, they are ugly up close!





Manta: X-ray neutralized!

*chrrrt* Strike team, this is Overwatch. No more alien biosigns in your AO. You are cleared to return to base. *chrrrt*

Xantalos: Chalk one up for us!
Ragnarok: We're going to need to buy a lot more ammo after this.

END BATTLESCAPE TACTICAL RECORDING 2-5

SALVAGE CHIEF'S LOG

We lost some good men out there today. However, we struck a blow against the aliens that they won't forget.
13 kills and...3 live aliens recovered? I only saw one get stunned...no matter. Perhaps our judicious use of explosives knocked some unconscious.



Thomson is up for a promotion.



This attack was the first time these aliens have set foot on our soil. If they try it again, they will be met the same way they were met this time: with explosives, expletives, and a hell of a lot of ammo.

END LOG

[WillowLuman]

Cesare seems a bit verbose for the quiet one. His mission chatter should probably be just a wee bit more terse.

Also yay! No more deaths!

[GentlemanRaptor]

Cesare seems a bit verbose for the quiet one. His mission chatter should probably be just a wee bit more terse.

Also yay! No more deaths!

Sorry about that. But you're definitely right, no additional deaths is a good thing.
EDIT: Edited Cesare's dialogue to be shorter.

[anailater]

Yeah I was promoted also I'm a terrible shot!

[Mephansteras]

Glad to see Manta finally starting to pull his weight.

[GentlemanRaptor]

Okay, kill count (for surviving characters) coming up!

Blomberg: 2
Master Manta: 4
Cesare: 1 + 1 stun
Bruce Thomson: 0? That grenade kill must not have counted...He did get the promotion though.
Hawkwood: 1
Xantalos: 1
Lord Ragnarok I: Lots from in the tank, 0 on his experience sheet
Reggie Reginald II: 2

All other kills were by the dearly departed, so that's why these don't add up. Also, I think grenade kills are bugged.

[WillowLuman]

If only there were something with which to stab/impale the aliens...

[GentlemanRaptor]

If only there were something with which to stab/impale the aliens...

In time. Vibro Blades and Thermic Lances will come, and then you can skewer aliens to your heart's content.

[WillowLuman]

Hmm... well, I already have a line for when something heavily armored shows up. As a newb to TFTD, I predict that there will be some kind of crustacean tank alien, like an underwater sectopod or muton. If I got any part of that right, just snicker ominously and knowingly.

[Xantalos]

Damn, Manta! 4 aliens. Wow.
_{I will eventually rank up}

[GentlemanRaptor]

Hmm... well, I already have a line for when something heavily armored shows up. As a newb to TFTD, I predict that there will be some kind of crustacean tank alien, like an underwater sectopod or muton. If I got any part of that right, just snicker ominously and knowingly.

Snicker snicker _{also dinosaurs} snicker snicker