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[Mr Space Cat]

Where would we get the drills? We'll just have to substitute guns for drills.

I assumed we can make the drills out of the recycled jelly-bean meat. If we're gonna completely break the laws of reality with awesome and make a sentient meat-golem clone of ourselves out of giblets while digging through whatever we're digging through then we might as well go one step further and make meat drills for our abomination. Meat drills could dig through anything, right?

guns can work too though. One could dig with a gun, they just have to shoot enuff.

[Remuthra]

Or we could make guns that shoot drills.

Or better yet, drills that shoot guns.

[Gamerlord]

... What the fuck? You know what, alright. I'll see what the rolls do.

FAKEEDIT: Holy shit. A post from this thread made it to the OOC and funny quotes thread. 

EDIT: Oh boy. You can't deal with these guys. Time to retreat and return with reinforcements!
(5+1-1=5)
Tunneling through the concrete floor is surprisingly easy for your badger claws. And the men are apparently too surprised to do anything. Now, about that wound.
(5+1-1=5)
You use the biomass recovered from the man you ate to fuel your super-badger healing abilities.
(Reserves: 5 (come on Random.org) +1-1=5)
It seems there is just enough to spawn. Which is obviously how you honey badgers reproduce. I mean, how can you sexually reproduce if you don't give a fuck? Sexual reproduction is all about giving fucks to the ladies.
(Spawning: 1+1-1=1)
Oh god. What is this unholy mutant abomination. It is not a honey badger. It seems the 'jellybeans' you ate altered your progeny's DNA. It looks more like a man than a honey badger.

(You guys still got to choose a number for the final boss. Between 1 and 8.)

[ragnarok97071]

Hmm...

For boss?

:/

I vote for 8. Because obviously the higher number is more awesome. And we're the fucking honey badger. WE NEED TO KILL AWESOME THINGS.

[Gamerlord]

Hey does anyone know how to create links to specific posts? I want to set up a list on the OP so I can find them easier.

[ragnarok97071]

right click on post title -> copy link address -> Paste -> -> PROFIT!!!

FOR EXAMPLE.

[Xantalos]

It shall be named TWIG, and it shall be our STEED!
TAME THE MANSTEED AND RIDE INTO GLORIOUS BATTLE

[GrizzlyAdamz]

It looks more like a man than a honey badger.

Can you draw us a picture?

[ragnarok97071]

Wait a second.

Did we just give birth to a furry?

[Gamerlord]

Wait a second.

Did we just give birth to a furry?

Sorta.

It looks more like a man than a honey badger.

Can you draw us a picture?

I am shit at drawing. If anyone wants to take a shot I'll pm them a detailed description.

[Zavvnao]

Sits on it until it turns into a honey badger?

[RAM]

Our spawn is a failure, clearly we tried to produce something that required too much mass.
Spawn an angry lemming!

[Eotyrannus]

Wonder how the heck a man-sized abomination fits in your badger-sized DEATHTUNNEL. Resume being land-shark, about to burst out of the ground below their crotches.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Could you give us the description?

Option to consider: Eat spawn, split again.

[Gamerlord]

stands about five feet tall, a face like a squashed honey badger snout, large claws on hands and feet, covered in black and white fur, bloodshot eyes, large teeth.