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[Gamerlord]

Okay, this is an interest check for a suggestion game I'm thinking of running. It'll probably be crappy, but I figured I would just leave it to you guys. At least I finally found my balls for long enough to post this.

Well, I think you can tell what this is going to be about, it will be non-serious (if I do it) and being a greatcoat wearing hunter of snakes and general badass would be allowed (if that's where you took it). The writing style would probably be quite simple, at least at first. Everything will be running on Rule of Cool, and if you convince me it would be awesome, I'll allow it. First time running a forum game, so I apologise in advance for the shittiness. Well then, interested?

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Spoiler: The Badgerdex (click to show/hide)

Honey Badgers: have nasty teeth, reproduce via asexual mitosis, love chomping on jellybeans, give no fucks.
Humans: foolish race with prominently displayed jellybeans.
Badger/Human Hybrids: horrific abominations that may be created when a honey badger who consumes many human jellybeans undergoes mitosis. Good for riding, not as good as honey badgers at chomping jellybeans though.
Minibadgers: tiny honey badgers that function like a tyranid swarm, gobbling down biomass to create more and more of their own kind.
Chaos Spawn Monkey-Badger: a blob of flesh that looks kind of like an unholy mix of monkey and badger.
Horrific HoneyMind Abomination: you as of turn twelve. looks kind of like Gravemind but less pretty.
Cyberbadgers: robot honey badgers. do you really need to know anything else?
Electrotroph: a creature capable of creating food using electricity, water and air.

[Remuthra]

Don't you know? Honey badger don't care about your suggestion game.

[scapheap]

It may be good, give it a go. The worse thing that could happen is no one post and it end there. Or it become awesome. Only one way to find out.

[Cheesecake]

Ooh, interesting! Can we be an anthropomorphic honey badger with opposable thumbs that can make primitive tools and shelters instead of just a regular honey badger?

[Gamerlord]

Ooh, interesting! Can we be an anthropomorphic honey badger with opposable thumbs that can make primitive tools and shelters instead of just a regular honey badger?

You can use miniguns of you want.

It may be good, give it a go. The worse thing that could happen is no one post and it end there. Or it become awesome. Only one way to find out.

Okay. I'll put my first post either tonight or tomorrow morning.

[killerhellhound]

mabye anything that isnt cool or awesome in some way whould not work or get negative points on its rolls (if you use rolls)

[Gamerlord]

Interesting idea khh. Writing up the intro turn now.

[Trapezohedron]

Post eet.

Or I will force you to make a "You are a soul inhabiting a pendant" suggestion game. >:C

[Gamerlord]

"Fuck, my head hurts... Wait. Since when can I talk?"

You open your eyes and take a look around. The world is dark and the ground is rumbling and shaking. You shake your head and try to remember where the fuck you are. For matter who the fuck are you? And most importantly, when the hell did you become able to think? You're a goddamned honey badger!

What's your name?

(Sorry for the short post, it WILL get longer when shit starts happening.)

[NRDL]

Urist. 

[Cheesecake]

We're a honey badger right? We should be called Maple Weasel!

[borno]

We're the Nastyass Honey Badger of course!

[Trapezohedron]

Omospgeng Dang Stumo
(Goblin for Vilestink the Horror of Life)

[Gamerlord]

Going to bed now, will be back in about eleven hours. So think about it. If no consensus is reached I will choose my favourite.

[Aseaheru]

Im with cheesecake