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[Xantalos]

Bite throat out
Eat corpse

[Cheesecake]

Nah, that's too fast. Cook him alive. Lay eggs in corpse. No wait... We ain't a platypus. Lay the badger equivalent.

[Xantalos]

Nah, that's too fast. Cook him alive. Lay eggs in corpse. No wait... We ain't a platypus. Lay the badger equivalent.

Take a crap on him?

[Gamerlord]

Nah, that's too fast. Cook him alive. Lay eggs in corpse. No wait... We ain't a platypus. Lay the badger equivalent.

You are a MALE honey badger.

[Cheesecake]

Find and impregnate female badger. Prompt her to lay babies in man.

[Gamerlord]

Right now the only course of action open to me is to make you eat him. In an hour I'll write it up.

[Gamerlord]

Shrugging your shoulders, you release the poor bastard's junk and start eating him. NOT including his junk of course.
Eating:(6)
You manage to consume the entire body of the man with the knife, bones and all.
Interruption (high is good, low is bad):5
At the end of the incredibly painful process of shitting out an adult human, you are rudely interrupted by a tall asian man.
"Steve? Brendan wanted to know when his dinner would be ready. Where the fuck are yo-HOLY FUCKING SHIT!"
(2)
He turns his head into his walkie talkie as you shake the last of what used to (presumably) be Steve off of your arse.
"Brendan, the badger got loose! IT FUCKING ATE STEVE!"
Turning back to you, he pulls a (2) revolver out of it's holster at his hip and points it at you.
"Oh you are fucking dead."

(Just in case you wanted to know, if you had rolled a 1 when he was pulling out his gun you would have a shotgun levelled at you right now. So... lucky. Well, as lucky as a honey badger who spent several hours shitting out the remains of an adult human can be, I guess. Anyway, any posts I make will be sometime tomorrow. Just to give you a hint: I'm running on khh's idea of giving you -1s for unawesome ideas and +1s for awesome ones. Choose carefully.)

[NoahTophatz]

Your a honey badger no measly bullet will even slow you down so clearly the best course of action is to eat the gun too

[Remuthra]

Eat the bullet first. It will make a good appetizer.

[Eotyrannus]

YOU MUST EAT HIS FACE. I COMMAND THEE TO EAT HIS FACE.

[Xantalos]

YOU MUST EAT HIS FACE. I COMMAND THEE TO EAT HIS FACE.

[Gamerlord]

If there are no objections, I'm going with eating the bullet on the way to eating his face.

[Gamerlord]

Sorry, but the update willhave to be put on hold until late tomorrow. Fecking Uni.

[Aseaheru]

Wow. I find a new game AND LOOK AT WHAT I MISS.
If for eating bullet, then face, then radio and then gun. after shooting the dudes backup.

[Gamerlord]

Okay, back at home, eaten, refreshed and away we go...

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How dare this guy point his gun in your face! It's an insult, that's what it is! How could he think you so weak that mere bullets could hurt such a magnificent creature? That's it, you're going to fucking eat this guy's face!

(3+1) vs (5)
You leap for the bastard, but he manages to squeeze off a shot before you reach him. With no way of dodging and no intent to do so either, you have no option but to swallow that bullet.
((Oh crap, please don't get killed, please don't get killed.))
(6+1)
((O_O))
The bullet goes down your gullet and you begin to twist and turn in midair. The bullet that the man shot at you moves through your body and by some miracle of Honey Badger physiology come out the other side without your internal organs.
(6)
((Okay RANDOM.ORG, what the fuck?))
You manage to aim your arse perfectly and the bullet slams into the son of a bitch who shot it at you, knocking him down. You land arse first on his chest and spin around, dashing up his prone body, going for your orginal target. You reach it just as he is stirring and begin to bite.

Half and hour later...

THe man is bleeding out on the floor while you gobble down the last of his face's skin. Yummy. You hear a voice coming from the walkie talkie on the floor.
"Carl? Did you deal with it?"

((I just want to say, I scripted NONE OF THAT. The rolls happened as the rolls happened. The whole 'coming out the other side' thing was the only way I could think of to resolve the whole 'getting a seven' on endurance after having failed to avoid it. Bloody hell. Anyway, just wanted to let you guys know, you ARE capable of speech and using tools.))