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[Furtuka]

Hide from the weed by clinging to the buses undercarriage.

[SoHowAreYou]

Hmmm.... Realize that railguns solve everything, and order thirty from the hypernet node (boy I'm going to have explain the Shlocks universe soon.)

[weenog]

Hmmm.... Realize that railguns solve everything, and order thirty from the hypernet node (boy I'm going to have explain the Shlocks universe soon.)

I know the place.  I figured you were the cheap knock-off, hence the dropped C to avoid trademark infringement.


"Keep an eye out for shoes thrown over the power lines.  Chances are we'll find a dealer nearby, or someone who can point us to one with a little motivation.  Might want to watch for an ATM too, unless someone's carrying a lot of cash."

Scan the streets for power line shoes, and ATMs.

[TCM]

Joe Bridger storms off the bus to attack the hippies for stealing the bus weed. Finding the nearest one, he leaps onto the sidewalk and tolchocks her in the face. She falls to the ground. "That's what yah' ghet' for grabbing our bush! What now hippie scum?" Joe is then promptly thrown by a young manly man, obviously intimate about the attacked hippie. The vet doesn't even notice all the pain he is in when he hits the ground, all he can think is, "JESUS CHRIST NOW THEY'RE CROSS BREEDING."

Scelly9 runs into an alley to find a drug dealer. He finds one, and headbutts him. The drug dealer collapses against the wall, and then Scelly9 searches his body. Shit, no skunk, just smack. What is he going to do with this stuff?

Mcclay orders minions to collect weed! They come back with weeds. From the ground. Puns. Fweh.

"MY MORTAL ENEMY, YOU DIRTY WEEDS SHALL NEVER CATCH ME!" Furtuka clings to the underside of the bus like a schizophrenic Keanu Reeves.

Shlock gets thirty railguns. Boy, his gun bill is going to be really high.

Weenog looks for the power line shoes and ATMs. He finds the correct shoes. Getting into position, he finds the pusher. "Yeah man, got what you want. Little bags are 20, big ones are 100."


Party:
John Doe (Objective) - Third wheel.
Mcclay (mcclay) - Penguin wizard. Inventory: Plant stuff.
Shlock (SoHowAreYou) - Memory jizz. Inventory: Thirty Railguns.
Weenog (weenog) - Multiracial. Inventory: Random pocket stuff.
Furtuka (Furtuka) - Guy.
Scelly9 (Scelly9) - Karate master. Inventory: Broken Amps, Bags of Crack
Joe Bridger (Remurtha) - War vet.


Location: Off Exit 194. Urban city environment. There's some stores and apartments and that stuff.

[Remuthra]

"Aw hell naw! Come here, boy!"
Fire Falcon Railgun

[SoHowAreYou]

Hand one railgun to everybody, keep the rest to myself, and arrange to become on demand artillery support for people in the city, until I pay off my debt.

[Remuthra]

I'll happily accept another railgun, but I actually have one already. It fires predatory birds.

[mcclay]

turn the weeds into weed

[Furtuka]

purchase a giant mascot sized penguin costume and force mcclay to wear it.

[Jbg97]

A young manly man

You stole my template that I use for every character I play.

[TCM]

A young manly man

You stole my template that I use for every character I play.

You said middle-aged. This is a young manly man. Totally different. Plus, he's going out with a hippie.

[Remuthra]

A young manly man

You stole my template that I use for every character I play.

You said middle-aged. This is a young manly man. Totally different. Plus, he's going out with a hippie.

It's quite simple. The young manly man eventually becomes jbg.

[Scelly9]

Find man to trade crack for weed.

[weenog]

Put railgun on ebay, withdraw proceeds from ATM, buy that amount of weed.  Give Shlock a double share for indirectly providing the funds.

"Not boosted, man, sorry, all this is genuine muscle.  I don't think I could carry that for long, let alone fire it.  But look what I bought with it!"

[TCM]

Joe Bridger pulls out his signature weapon. "You want to fight like a man? Then taste my FALCON RAILGUN!" Joe fires a bird at the man, which misses, but encourages him to get the fuck outta' there, along carrying away his semi-conscious hippie girlfriend. However, as Joe celebrates over his victory, red and blue lights flash behind him. "JCPD! YOU ARE IN POSSESSION OF AN ILLEGAL FIREARM! YOU CAN'T FIGHT THE LAW! PUT YOUR HANDS UP OLD MAN!" Sure enough, two cop cars have pulled up behind Joe, leaning out their open windows, pointing guns straight for him.

Shlock offers everyone a railgun, as well as signing a contract in the city to provide artillery services as payment.

Mcclay turns the weeds into one singular weed. This isn't going to well.

Furtuka pokes Mcclay with a penguin suit. "Put it on. Please. Just do it."

Scelly9 takes the crack and goes to trade. He walks into a nearby shack-town. "HEY! ANYONE WANT SOME CRACK!" Suddenly, scrawny and unhygienic figures pop out of the shadows, scampering towards Scelly like a pack of rats. They don't have money, but many offer fellatio in exchange for the dust. Oh dear. 

Weenog takes his complementary railgun and sells it on Ebay. It selles for $2.50. He walks back to the dealer, who looks at him quizzically. ".....yeah, no."


Party:
John Doe (Objective) - Third wheel.
Mcclay (mcclay) - Penguin wizard. Inventory: Plant stuff.
Shlock (SoHowAreYou) - Memory jizz. Inventory: 24 Railguns.
Weenog (weenog) - Multiracial. Inventory: Random pocket stuff. $2.50
Furtuka (Furtuka) - Guy.
Scelly9 (Scelly9) - Karate master. Inventory: Broken Amps, Bags of Crack
Joe Bridger (Remurtha) - War vet.


Location: Off Exit 194. Urban city environment. There's some stores and apartments and that stuff.