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[mcclay]

Drive like an action hero!

[Scelly9]

Scream in terror.

[SoHowAreYou]

Set up my account with weapons on demand, so they can be teleported to me in under 3 seconds, from me ordering them

[weenog]

"Patton... good movie choice.  Let's hope we can get to Taco Bell before it's over."

Check Google Maps on smartphone to figure out where the hell the nearest Taco Bell IS.

[hops]

Gibber hysterically like a pussy

[Furtuka]

Bash head against the window

[TCM]

Joe Bridger puts 'Patton' on in the Party Bus giant television. Weenog compliments Joe Bridger's movie choice, before looking to see where the nearest Taco Bell is. Looks like it's just 9 1/2 miles down the highway. Everyone is fine with Mcclay's driving as he darts around cars at nearly sub-sonic speeds. Everyone except Scelly9 and John Doe, who don't react very well. Also, Shlock sets up his armory online account. Hopefully he has good Internet service. Furtuka attempts suicide unsuccessfully.

However, Mcclay has to take an exit as the bus starts to run low on fuel, and eventually comes to a screeching halt. Upon closer inspection, the gas levels are fine, but the Bay12 Posse is out of weed.

NEW QUEST: GREEN GOODNESS ACQUISITION


Party:
John Doe (Objective) - Third wheel.
Mcclay (mcclay) - Penguin wizard.
Shlock (SoHowAreYou) - Memory jizz.
Weenog (weenog) - Multiracial. Inventory: Random pocket stuff.
Furtuka (Furtuka) - Guy.
Scelly9 (Scelly9) - Karate master. Inventory: Broken Amps
Joe Bridger (Remurtha) - War vet.


Location: Off Exit 194. Urban city environment. There's some stores and apartments and that stuff.

[Remuthra]

"Damred hippies, takin' all the weed. Why, back in 'Nam, we used to get our weed delivered by airdrop. And those Nazis never sent any hippies after us. Even Furor Musselini wouldn't stoop that low."

Find nearest streetside hippie to punch in the face.

[Jbg97]

THE LEVELS OF SANITY IN THIS GAME ARE UNACCEPTABLE.
Name: Middle-Aged Man Henderson
Gender: Manly
Age: Middle Aged
Race: Henderson
Fighting Style: The Scottish martial art of Gnome Fu
Signature Attack: Shotgun powah!
Final Break Smash Ultimate Power Strike Divine Move: Yacht Drop: a yacht drops out of nowhere on enemy.
Planned Order Once You Get to Taco Bell: 12 POUNDS OF PURE MEAT.

[Xantalos]

THE LEVELS OF SANITY IN THIS GAME ARE UNACCEPTABLE.
Name: Middle-Aged Man Henderson
Gender: Manly
Age: Middle Aged
Race: Henderson
Fighting Style: The Scottish martial art of Gnome Fu
Signature Attack: Shotgun powah!
Final Break Smash Ultimate Power Strike Divine Move: Yacht Drop: a yacht drops out of nowhere on enemy.
Planned Order Once You Get to Taco Bell: 12 POUNDS OF PURE MEAT.

Dude. FYFY.

[Remuthra]

And here I thought I was the Old Man Henderson reference...

[Jbg97]

THE LEVELS OF SANITY IN THIS GAME ARE UNACCEPTABLE.
Name: Middle-Aged Man Henderson
Gender: Manly
Age: Middle Aged
Race: Henderson
Fighting Style: The Scottish martial art of Gnome Fu
Signature Attack: Shotgun powah!
Final Break Smash Ultimate Power Strike Divine Move: Yacht Drop: a yacht drops out of nowhere on enemy.
Planned Order Once You Get to Taco Bell: 12 POUNDS OF PURE MEAT.

Dude. FYFY.

THAT IS WHAT I SAID.

[Scelly9]

Find nearest drug seller. Headbutt.

[mcclay]

order minions to acquire weed.

[Xantalos]

THE LEVELS OF SANITY IN THIS GAME ARE UNACCEPTABLE.
Name: Middle-Aged Man Henderson
Gender: Manly
Age: Middle Aged
Race: Henderson
Fighting Style: The Scottish martial art of Gnome Fu
Signature Attack: Shotgun powah!
Final Break Smash Ultimate Power Strike Divine Move: Yacht Drop: a yacht drops out of nowhere on enemy.
Planned Order Once You Get to Taco Bell: 12 POUNDS OF PURE MEAT.

Dude. FYFY.

THAT IS WHAT I SAID.

Very good, Doctor.