Joe Bridger storms off the bus to attack the hippies for stealing the bus weed. Finding the nearest one, he leaps onto the sidewalk and tolchocks her in the face. She falls to the ground. "That's what yah' ghet' for grabbing our bush! What now hippie scum?" Joe is then promptly thrown by a young manly man, obviously intimate about the attacked hippie. The vet doesn't even notice all the pain he is in when he hits the ground, all he can think is, "JESUS CHRIST NOW THEY'RE CROSS BREEDING."
Scelly9 runs into an alley to find a drug dealer. He finds one, and headbutts him. The drug dealer collapses against the wall, and then Scelly9 searches his body. Shit, no skunk, just smack. What is he going to do with this stuff?
Mcclay orders minions to collect weed! They come back with weeds. From the ground. Puns. Fweh.
"MY MORTAL ENEMY, YOU DIRTY WEEDS SHALL NEVER CATCH ME!" Furtuka clings to the underside of the bus like a schizophrenic Keanu Reeves.
Shlock gets thirty railguns. Boy, his gun bill is going to be really high.
Weenog looks for the power line shoes and ATMs. He finds the correct shoes. Getting into position, he finds the pusher. "Yeah man, got what you want. Little bags are 20, big ones are 100."
Party:
John Doe (Objective) - Third wheel.
Mcclay (mcclay) - Penguin wizard. Inventory: Plant stuff.
Shlock (SoHowAreYou) - Memory jizz. Inventory: Thirty Railguns.
Weenog (weenog) - Multiracial. Inventory: Random pocket stuff.
Furtuka (Furtuka) - Guy.
Scelly9 (Scelly9) - Karate master. Inventory: Broken Amps, Bags of Crack
Joe Bridger (Remurtha) - War vet.
Location: Off Exit 194. Urban city environment. There's some stores and apartments and that stuff.