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[hops]

The Clown has annoyed you by murdering your delivery boy, stuffing his corpses in your shower, and exploding your lab for the last time.

You have cornered the Clown in the wreckage of your lab. Molten pieces of exotic metals slithered and coated your broken furniture. The shelves were fallen. Strange colored liquid flowed through the floor, occasionally causing strange reactions. The Clown seemed unfazed by your wand pointing at his face and a sword in his chest. He is mumbling incomprehensibly. He is bleeding soda.

[Gervassen]

The Clown has annoyed you by murdering your delivery boy, stuffing his corpses in your shower.

I never liked that delivery boy anyway. He was actually two conjoined twins, and the Clown was merely trying to help by separating his bodies. Let's patch things up with the Clown, and tell him he's still our bro, even if he occasionally makes errors during invasive surgeries.

[scapheap]

The Clown has annoyed you by murdering your delivery boy, stuffing his corpses in your shower.

I never liked that delivery boy anyway. He was actually two conjoined twins, and the Clown was merely trying to help by separating his bodies. Let's patch things up with the Clown, and tell him he's still our bro, even if he occasionally makes errors during invasive surgeries.

However the exploding your lab thing is very annoying and now the two of you must settle things by manly fist fight.

[Corai]

The Clown has annoyed you by murdering your delivery boy, stuffing his corpses in your shower.

I never liked that delivery boy anyway. He was actually two conjoined twins, and the Clown was merely trying to help by separating his bodies. Let's patch things up with the Clown, and tell him he's still our bro, even if he occasionally makes errors during invasive surgeries.

However the exploding your lab thing is very annoying and now the two of you must settle things by manly fist fight.

Nay, manliness and honor is for the weak. We shall stab him to death with a sharp object!

[Dariush]

First a villain monologue. Everything else later.

[hops]

First a villain monologue. Everything else later.

Every time you try to say anything, the Clown started beatboxing. The beats are so terrible that you are forced to stop.

You never liked that delivery boy anyway. He was actually two conjoined twins, and the Clown was merely trying to help by separating his bodies. Let's patch things up with the Clown, and tell him he's still your bro, even if he occasionally makes errors during invasive surgeries.

You try to calmly explain to the Clown that you will gladly drop your vendetta if he get the hell of out here and leave Wicentia. He ignores you completely and started explaining to you about how to cook dead babies.

However the exploding your lab thing is very annoying and now the two of you must settle things by manly fist fight.

You are interested in the "settle things" part, but less in the "fist fight" part. The Clown is much bigger than you, and the only reason you managed to stab him with a sword is because you summoned it inside him.

Nay, manliness and honor is for the weak. We shall stab him to death with a sharp object!

You tried, and it didn't work. The Clown won't die. You summoned another sword in his face. He stopped gibbering, but he is still standing.

[Gervassen]

Summon a female clown, with comically huge breasts that honk when squeezed.

[hops]

Summon a female clown, with comically huge breasts that honk when squeezed.

You summon a female clown and started squeezing her breasts in an attempt to intimidate the Clown. Alas, he can't see, since he has no face, it was stabbed by a sword. You also can't see his reaction from the honking noise.

[Corai]

Quickly, assault his genitals with ACID!

[sjm9876]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

[scapheap]

Breakdance fighting time

[Sorcerer Kail]

Summon anti-clown - his antimatter copy and let him hug clown. Watch out for explosion.

[hops]

Quickly, assault his genitals with ACID!

You use your telekinesis to grab up a puddle of concentrated acid and splash the Clown's genitals with them. He seems unfazed, but that might just be because you can't see his face. Is he even still alive?

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

You cast Level 100 Incinerate at him. The Clown is somehow still intact, and a huge hole behind him shown that your fire is so hot it boiled the wall.

Breakdance fighting time

NEVER CHALLENGE A CLOWN TO DANCING

Summon anti-clown - his antimatter copy and let him hug clown. Watch out for explosion.

Scientifically speaking, the matter annihilation would wipe out the whole region since the Clown is huge. But you did this anyways. However, you realized that although you are a powerful wizard, you still can't cast Summon Antimatter.

[Xantalos]

DISINTEGRATE

[Gervassen]

KILL HIM WITH KINDNESS