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Author Topic: You will kill the Clown [Minimalist Suggestion Game]  (Read 3213 times)

miauw62

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Re: You will kill the Clown [Minimalist Suggestion Game]
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2013, 04:56:55 am »
Drag him to the gibber and space the resulting meat.
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Re: You will kill the Clown [Minimalist Suggestion Game]
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2013, 06:51:39 am »
Throw him in the acid vat with the shark in it. (Every wizard has an acidborne shark as a pet, right?)
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Re: You will kill the Clown [Minimalist Suggestion Game]
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2013, 06:54:58 am »
Quick! Guitar Solo Attack!
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Re: You will kill the Clown [Minimalist Suggestion Game]
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2013, 07:32:13 am »
GET DOWN WITH THE CLOWN
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Re: You will kill the Clown [Minimalist Suggestion Game]
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2013, 11:00:12 pm »
DISINTEGRATE

Disintegrate whom? The spell somehow fizzled out at the Clown, because he's the Clown.

KILL HIM WITH KINDNESS

You're beyond kindness now. The only kindness you can do is kill him, which would cause a paradox if you try to kill him with kindness.

Drag him to the gibber and space the resulting meat.

He blew up your laboratory and busted pretty much everything.

Throw him in the acid vat with the shark in it. (Every wizard has an acidborne shark as a pet, right?)

Ditto.

Quick! Guitar Solo Attack!

Dit- wait, you don't even have a guitar, nor do you know how to play it.

GET DOWN WITH THE CLOWN

You find it hard to befriend a faceless immortal motherfucker who blew up your lab and refuses to die.
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Re: You will kill the Clown [Minimalist Suggestion Game]
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2013, 11:02:49 pm »
SUMMON AZATHOTH
PROBLEM SOLVED
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Re: You will kill the Clown [Minimalist Suggestion Game]
« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2013, 11:04:25 pm »
REMOVE SWORDS FROM CLOWN, TIE CLOWN UP AND RITUALLY SACRIFICE TO AZATHOTH
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Re: You will kill the Clown [Minimalist Suggestion Game]
« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2013, 11:11:25 pm »
Ask him nicely to die in a fire.
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Re: You will kill the Clown [Minimalist Suggestion Game]
« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2013, 11:15:20 pm »
Magically give him a new face.
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Re: You will kill the Clown [Minimalist Suggestion Game]
« Reply #24 on: April 02, 2013, 06:43:29 am »
Dig a really deep hole, throw him in it and fill up rest of the hole. With magma.
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Re: You will kill the Clown [Minimalist Suggestion Game]
« Reply #25 on: April 02, 2013, 07:05:42 am »
EAT HIM.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
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Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: You will kill the Clown [Minimalist Suggestion Game]
« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2013, 07:25:32 am »
beat him with a big stick.
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Re: You will kill the Clown [Minimalist Suggestion Game]
« Reply #27 on: April 05, 2013, 06:24:18 pm »
SUMMON AZATHOTH
PROBLEM SOLVED

nope.avi
There is no point for a clown-less world for you if the world doesn't exist to begin with.

REMOVE SWORDS FROM CLOWN, TIE CLOWN UP AND RITUALLY SACRIFICE TO AZATHOTH

The nearest shrine to Azathoth is about a months' walk.

Magically give him a new face.

You remove the sword and gives him a new face. He continue to gibber again.
Asshat.

Ask him nicely to die in a fire.

He doesn't seem to hear you.

Dig a really deep hole, throw him in it and fill up rest of the hole. With magma.

You don't feel like killing your FPS. The Clown doesn't have any fat, and therefore he won't burn.

EAT HIM.

You summon your demon chef, but before you could say anything the Clown ate the demon, somehow.

beat him with a big stick.

Engaging the Clown in close-combat is a really, really bad idea.
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Re: You will kill the Clown [Minimalist Suggestion Game]
« Reply #28 on: April 05, 2013, 06:29:30 pm »
We must kill fire with fire, or rather clown with clown

Smack clown with a comically large fish, preferably trout
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Re: You will kill the Clown [Minimalist Suggestion Game]
« Reply #29 on: April 05, 2013, 06:41:50 pm »
Well, he asked for it.

Pull The Lever! The one connected to the pillar of soap that holds up the entire fortress.
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