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Do you want Glitch, DrPeg, and jmmy to die?

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Dredonius

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Re: You are a sentient glitch. [ILLUSTRATED]: "The Big Showdown"
« Reply #75 on: April 02, 2013, 06:38:55 pm »

OOC: Just a question for the forumgoers, how do I upload gifs? Whenever I try, it doesn't work. And I'd really like to get some motion in here. Thanks!


< Master Scott: Activate new giant roomba!



This really, really, doesn't look like a Roomba.

Ooh, a matter transmaterializer! Hook that baby into your laptop's USB port and code up a new shoe! Nothing could possibly go wrong with this idea!

No. You are not doing another one of your stupid ideas. The last time that happened, your computer almost broke.



But... It'd really be nice to get another shoe.

Ah, to hell with it.



Seems like an alright shoe. This was a COMPLETE SUCCESS!






flame99

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Re: You are a sentient glitch. [ILLUSTRATED]: "Oh, look. A shoe."
« Reply #76 on: April 02, 2013, 08:01:56 pm »

>SHOE: Come to life as demon-virus made real.
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Re: You are a sentient glitch. [ILLUSTRATED]: "Oh, look. A shoe."
« Reply #77 on: April 02, 2013, 08:15:30 pm »

>SHOE: Come to life as demon-virus made real.
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Instead: Master: Program sandwich.
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Re: You are a sentient glitch. [ILLUSTRATED]: "Oh, look. A shoe."
« Reply #78 on: April 02, 2013, 08:45:44 pm »

< Glitch: Notice that a matter transmaterializer is hooked up to the computer. Set your GUI to the form of a shoe and escape the computer. After all, the sanctuary is boned. Encourage your shady new friends you cleary don't intend to mug you to tag along.

< Mouse: Set desktop background to a picture of a lake or water or something to extinguish the flames on your war file!
< Famine: Start hogging resources to slow the beast down
< War: Override system authorization to make cookies visible. Hopefully the virus beast will be distracted with Master's personal information.
< Glitch: Report back to your 'friends' that the sanctuary is royally screwed...

< Master Scott: You are now fully dressed. Time to go clubbing! It's not like crazy shit will escape your computer through the matter transmaterializer and raise hell in your apartment while you are gone.
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Re: You are a sentient glitch. [ILLUSTRATED]: "Oh, look. A shoe."
« Reply #79 on: April 04, 2013, 03:23:19 am »

Also, if I remember right you can upload gif in photobucket.
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Re: You are a sentient glitch. [ILLUSTRATED]: "Oh, look. A shoe."
« Reply #80 on: April 04, 2013, 05:38:44 am »

Definitely posting to watch. This looks great.

Dredonius

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Re: You are a sentient glitch. [ILLUSTRATED]: "BIG UPDATE"
« Reply #81 on: April 04, 2013, 06:09:35 pm »

OOC: Sorry for the long wait, there was just a lot of work I had to do this past week.

But, without much ado, back to the action!

< Glitch: Notice that a matter transmaterializer is hooked up to the computer. Set your GUI to the form of a shoe and escape the computer. After all, the sanctuary is boned. Encourage your shady new friends you cleary don't intend to mug you to tag along.

< Mouse: Set desktop background to a picture of a lake or water or something to extinguish the flames on your war file!
< Famine: Start hogging resources to slow the beast down
< War: Override system authorization to make cookies visible. Hopefully the virus beast will be distracted with Master's personal information.
< Glitch: Report back to your 'friends' that the sanctuary is royally screwed...

< Master Scott: You are now fully dressed. Time to go clubbing! It's not like crazy shit will escape your computer through the matter transmaterializer and raise hell in your apartment while you are gone.

Hey. Great idea. Why don't you go down to the disco, and leave your matter transmaterializer on? It's not like this is a terrible idea or anything.


How's it goin', hot stuff? You'll probably eat this transmaterialized sandwich on the way.



While the cat's away, the mice will play.


Meanwhile...

CHAT LOG
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Now this is a problem. How are you going to get out of -



Holy mother of all things holy. WHAT IS THAT?



It looks like something's opened in the Great Blue... But that's never happened! Not in your short lifetime, anyways.

Well, since The Sanctuary's gone to hell anyways, maybe you should just jump into this strange portal.

Meanwhile, again...







Cerol Lenslens

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Re: You are a sentient glitch. [ILLUSTRATED]: "BIG UPDATE"
« Reply #82 on: April 04, 2013, 06:41:57 pm »

Well, jumping into strange portals usually is never a bad idea, but just in case...

Glitch: Change icon to hand, throw drpeg and jimmy into portal while they're distracted.
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Re: You are a sentient glitch. [ILLUSTRATED]: "BIG UPDATE"
« Reply #83 on: April 04, 2013, 06:43:03 pm »

Well, jumping into strange portals usually is never a bad idea, but just in case...

Glitch: Change icon to fist, punch drpeg and jimmy into portal while they're distracted.
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Re: You are a sentient glitch. [ILLUSTRATED]: "BIG UPDATE"
« Reply #84 on: April 05, 2013, 08:39:32 am »

YES.
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Re: You are a sentient glitch. [ILLUSTRATED]: "BIG UPDATE"
« Reply #85 on: April 05, 2013, 02:47:46 pm »

Well, jumping into strange portals usually is never a bad idea, but just in case...

Glitch: Change icon to fist, punch drpeg and jimmy into portal while they're distracted.
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Re: You are a sentient glitch. [ILLUSTRATED]: "BIG UPDATE"
« Reply #86 on: April 05, 2013, 02:48:55 pm »

Warning; they could enter the real world and come back more powerful than you could imagine...
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Re: You are a sentient glitch. [ILLUSTRATED]: "BIG UPDATE"
« Reply #87 on: April 05, 2013, 06:19:15 pm »

...Assuming they don't break into pieces since they're a bunch of letters.
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Re: You are a sentient glitch. [ILLUSTRATED]: "BIG UPDATE"
« Reply #88 on: April 05, 2013, 09:43:40 pm »

Well, jumping into strange portals usually is never a bad idea, but just in case...

Glitch: Change icon to fist, punch drpeg and jimmy into portal while they're distracted.
+1
+1

Quickly changing your GUI, you shove the two crooks into the portal. Unfortunately, your close proximity to the crooks makes the portal pull you in as well.



These darn ideas, man.



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Re: You are a sentient glitch. [ILLUSTRATED]: "BIG UPDATE"
« Reply #89 on: April 05, 2013, 09:49:00 pm »

CHANGE TO ROCKET
FLY OUT OF PORTAL
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