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Author Topic: Roll for Definition (Time-Travelling, Hermaphromorphic Inventor)  (Read 13576 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Roll for Definition (Time-Travelling, Collection-Addicted Inventor)
« Reply #135 on: March 25, 2013, 07:51:17 pm »

One of them advised you to always carry a towle, and even though you laghed him away at the time, you find yourself following his advice for some odd reason. It just feels... right.
[1] You once met Douglass Adams. Turns out, he's insane. He thinks Douglass Adams is a pen name for Arthur Dent.

Your greatest enemy (or at least most hated) is a Neo-Nazi revisionist historian named Annie Lake. She continuously tries to incompetently add Nazis to places they really shouldn't be, and it is usually up to you to save the timestream. More of a persistent annoyance than an arch-enemy, but that's just a side effect of being able to travel in time.
[6] No...arch-enemy is a pretty good term. She also tries to steal all sorts of high-tech or otherwise advantage-giving things for Hitler, or to use against her enemies. About the only good thing is that she seems to be opposed by others who aren't you. Or maybe you just gang up on her a lot more than she on you.

You're British, although your family came from all over the continent. As a result, you always make sure to never run out of tea.
[4] You are English, with family across Europe. [4] You always make sure you have an adequate supply of tea.

You have an impressive collection of top hats and solve myseteries using the power of TIME.
[4-1] You have a collection of top hats in Lewis Carroll's house. Are you addicted to collections or something?

((Am I breaking some taboo by saying this, because I can't figure out why people haven't.))

Your name, is Sam.
You are not. Nice pick of name, as we don't know if [4] Sam is a boy or a girl just yet.
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Re: Roll for Definition (Time-Travelling, Collection-Addicted Inventor)
« Reply #136 on: March 25, 2013, 08:04:54 pm »

Either way, you've met opposite gendered yous from opposite timelines multipl times. It's always... interesting, to say the least.
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Re: Roll for Definition (Time-Travelling, Collection-Addicted Inventor)
« Reply #137 on: March 25, 2013, 08:57:58 pm »

After a while, you decided to go meta and collect collections. That took a while, to say the least.

(I'm sorry, it had to be done.)
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Re: Roll for Definition (Time-Travelling, Collection-Addicted Inventor)
« Reply #138 on: March 25, 2013, 09:09:10 pm »

Come to think of it, you're actually the only you wo has so many collections.
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Re: Roll for Definition (Time-Travelling, Collection-Addicted Inventor)
« Reply #139 on: March 25, 2013, 10:45:20 pm »

Either way, you've met opposite gendered yous from opposite timelines multipl times. It's always... interesting, to say the least.
BEING GENRE SAVVY, YOU CHALLENGE THEM TO FISTFIGHTS
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Re: Roll for Definition (Time-Travelling, Collection-Addicted Inventor)
« Reply #140 on: March 26, 2013, 12:26:36 am »

You are female
You also have a cat collection
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Re: Roll for Definition (Time-Travelling, Collection-Addicted Inventor)
« Reply #141 on: March 26, 2013, 01:02:22 am »

You also have a cat collection

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Re: Roll for Definition (Time-Travelling, Collection-Addicted Inventor)
« Reply #142 on: March 26, 2013, 01:04:36 am »

You have a potato in place of genetalia
You also have a cat collection

FTFY
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Re: Roll for Definition (Time-Travelling, Collection-Addicted Inventor)
« Reply #143 on: March 26, 2013, 04:32:17 am »

Either way, you've met opposite gendered yous from opposite timelines multipl times. It's always... interesting, to say the least.
BEING GENRE SAVVY, YOU CHALLENGE THEM TO FISTFIGHTS
And 'wresting' *Wink, wink*
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Re: Roll for Definition (Time-Travelling, Collection-Addicted Inventor)
« Reply #144 on: March 26, 2013, 05:02:46 am »

You have a potato in place of genetalia
You also have a cat collection

FTFY
Hell no.
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Re: Roll for Definition (Time-Travelling, Collection-Addicted Inventor)
« Reply #145 on: March 26, 2013, 05:10:33 am »

For some reason, each time you travel through time, your gender changes. This has happened so often you don't remember which gender you were originally.
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Re: Roll for Definition (Time-Travelling, Collection-Addicted Inventor)
« Reply #146 on: March 26, 2013, 06:47:20 am »

Either way, you've met opposite gendered yous from opposite timelines multipl times. It's always... interesting, to say the least.
BEING GENRE SAVVY, YOU CHALLENGE THEM TO FISTFIGHTS
And 'wresting' *Wink, wink*
That led to an incredibly awkward pregnancy.
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Re: Roll for Definition (Time-Travelling, Collection-Addicted Inventor)
« Reply #147 on: March 26, 2013, 06:52:59 am »

Either way, you've met opposite gendered yous from opposite timelines multipl times. It's always... interesting, to say the least.
BEING GENRE SAVVY, YOU CHALLENGE THEM TO FISTFIGHTS
And 'wresting' *Wink, wink*
That led to an incredibly awkward pregnant pause in combat.
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Roll for Definition (Time-Travelling, Hermaphromorphic Inventor)
« Reply #148 on: March 26, 2013, 08:05:52 am »

After a while, you decided to go meta and collect collections. That took a while, to say the least.

(I'm sorry, it had to be done.)
(It really didn't.)
[3] You have a small collection of collections.

You are female
You also have a cat collection

[3] You are...female. [1] You hate cats.

For some reason, each time you travel through time, your gender changes. This has happened so often you don't remember which gender you were originally.
(Weird, but fits with the above 3, so...)
[6] In fact, you've evidently time travelled so much that you sometimes switch genders when not time travelling...which is a little awkward at times.

Which makes a couple others viable.

Either way, you've met opposite gendered yous from opposite timelines multipl times. It's always... interesting, to say the least.
[6] Just about every you you've met has been the gender opposite the one you are currently. Weird...

Either way, you've met opposite gendered yous from opposite timelines multipl times. It's always... interesting, to say the least.
BEING GENRE SAVVY, YOU CHALLENGE THEM TO FISTFIGHTS
And 'wresting' *Wink, wink*
That led to an incredibly awkward pregnancy.
[2,3,4] Being genre savvy, you haven't ever challenged yourself to a fistfight, but once you did take yourself as a lover. Well, twice, kinda. This lead to a pregnancy which was, indeed, awkward.
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Re: Roll for Definition (Time-Travelling, Hermaphromorphic Inventor)
« Reply #149 on: March 26, 2013, 08:16:23 am »

Your child with yourself, unsurprisingly enough, turned out to be pure evil. It may have been the fact you were/are/will be a largely absent parent, not to mention all the time traveling silliness you can't help but drag him into.

You believe he works with Annie Lake now in an attempt to spite you. Fortunately, he is also a dribbling incompetent, which has somewhat hurt her ability to execute her plans.
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