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Author Topic: Roll for Definition (Time-Travelling, Hermaphromorphic Inventor)  (Read 13566 times)

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Re: Roll for Definition (Time-Travelling, Hermaphromorphic Inventor)
« Reply #150 on: March 26, 2013, 08:23:00 am »

Except none of the above is true and he actually gained strange in built time travel powers and spends most of his time in the future, trying to make it a better place.
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Re: Roll for Definition (Time-Travelling, Hermaphromorphic Inventor)
« Reply #151 on: March 26, 2013, 08:33:17 am »

Except none of the above is true and he actually gained strange in built time travel powers and spends most of his time in the future, trying to make it a better place.

If this is true, then he is still wretchedly terrible at most things he does and ends up causing an incredible amount of trouble there as well as other points in time. Despite the fact that he means well, you dare say you hate him with a passion.
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Re: Roll for Definition (Time-Travelling, Hermaphromorphic Inventor)
« Reply #152 on: March 26, 2013, 08:39:20 am »

It turn out that your child eventually take a time traveling version of him/herself as a lover and it turn out that he/she is you and would have a child that eventually take a time traveling version of him/herself as a lover and it turn out that he/she is you and would have a child that eventually take...
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Re: Roll for Definition (Time-Travelling, Hermaphromorphic Inventor)
« Reply #153 on: March 26, 2013, 09:24:51 am »

Your child with yourself, unsurprisingly enough, turned out to be pure evil. It may have been the fact you were/are/will be a largely absent parent, not to mention all the time traveling silliness you can't help but drag him into.
You believe he works with Annie Lake now in an attempt to spite you. Fortunately, he is also a dribbling incompetent, which has somewhat hurt her ability to execute her plans.

[3] Your child isn't pure evil, by any means, but his scruples leave much to be desired. [6] He is the right-hand person of Annie, [1] and scarily competent...

Except none of the above is true and he actually gained strange in built time travel powers and spends most of his time in the future, trying to make it a better place.
[1] He doesn't care about any time in the world; you suspect that even destroying the world wouldn't seem to crazy to your child if it helped her. (Decide on a gender for the child soon, please.) [2] Your child has no special powers.

It turn out that your child eventually take a time traveling version of him/herself as a lover and it turn out that he/she is you and would have a child that eventually take a time traveling version of him/herself as a lover and it turn out that he/she is you and would have a child that eventually take...
[6] You have many generations of descendants who, as they say, screwed themselves. You also suspect the same is true of your parents, and toy with the possibility of having a circular family tree.
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Re: Roll for Definition (Time-Travelling, Hermaphromorphic Inventor)
« Reply #154 on: March 26, 2013, 09:40:10 am »

Your child, very much like yourself, switches genders upon traveling in time, which it presumably does often, being Annie Lake's right hand person. It's what makes the circular family tree possible, after all.

You suspect one of the reasons it hates you is because you named it ZZpt#771C111!!!, pronounced Bob after a future tradition, in a misguided attempt to be a smartass.
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Re: Roll for Definition (Time-Travelling, Hermaphromorphic Inventor)
« Reply #155 on: March 26, 2013, 10:30:28 am »

At some point in the future past it will be revealed that your son daughter was actually a slightly evil clone made to make you lose faith in the universe and turn yourself evil, when that doesn't work he will be ordered to kill you, and then your real son will save you, t's then revealed that in order to preserve the timeline, you did all of this!
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« Reply #156 on: March 26, 2013, 10:51:35 am »

Despite your differences, you often have a civil cup of tea with your child, just to catch up and make sure he/she is doing okay.
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Re: Roll for Definition (Time-Travelling, Hermaphromorphic Inventor)
« Reply #157 on: March 26, 2013, 11:03:09 am »

Your child, very much like yourself, switches genders upon traveling in time, which it presumably does often, being Annie Lake's right hand person. It's what makes the circular family tree possible, after all.
[6+1] Evidently, s/he stole your time machine at some point in the future and uses it even more than you do.

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You suspect one of the reasons it hates you is because you named it ZZpt#771C111!!!, pronounced Bob after a future tradition, in a misguided attempt to be a smartass.[/b]
[2-1] No. Your child's name contains neither a Z nor a B.

At some point in the future past it will be revealed that your son daughter was actually a slightly evil clone made to make you lose faith in the universe and turn yourself evil, when that doesn't work he will be ordered to kill you, and then your real son will save you, t's then revealed that in order to preserve the timeline, you did all of this!
[6-1] Indeed.

Despite your differences, you often have a civil cup of tea with your child, just to catch up and make sure he/she is doing okay.
[5-2] Once in a while. S/he typically takes the opportunity to remind you that, how much, and why you are hated.

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We've got about as much detail as we did for Mot, so a turn or two and we'll start someone new.
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Re: Roll for Definition (Time-Travelling, Hermaphromorphic Inventor)
« Reply #158 on: March 26, 2013, 11:12:16 am »

Being fed up with all the horrible, horrible messes time travel has created, not the least of which are your children, you have decided to go on a crusade in your late one hundred and twenties (though you still resemble a 30-year-old) to eliminate all time travel from whence it sprang, in all iterations, variants and potential wellsprings. Because seriously, screw time travel. It was fun for a while, but it became so incredibly convoluted and at the same time utterly pointless that you thought it should end. Forever.

Due to the other time travelers vehemently disagreeing, this is a bit more difficult than one might think.
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Re: Roll for Definition (Time-Travelling, Hermaphromorphic Inventor)
« Reply #159 on: March 26, 2013, 11:28:25 am »

Of course that failed and because of time loops caused time travel to be invented in the first place.
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Re: Roll for Definition (Time-Travelling, Hermaphromorphic Inventor)
« Reply #160 on: March 26, 2013, 01:33:13 pm »

In fact, you will spend your final years in the Dark Ages as the first female viking captain, because raiding is delightfully simple compared to this wibbly wobbly timey wimey ball of stuff that time travel is, and eventually got imprisioned for blasphemy. You know this because you witnessed your execution first-hand, while hunting down a particularily elusive piece in your wanted posters collection.
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Re: Roll for Definition (Time-Travelling, Hermaphromorphic Inventor)
« Reply #161 on: March 26, 2013, 02:10:56 pm »

You have a shotgun that uses books as ammunition.
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Re: Roll for Definition (Time-Travelling, Hermaphromorphic Inventor)
« Reply #162 on: March 26, 2013, 02:13:07 pm »

Your eventual demise comes when you unwisely wander into Wonderland without a vorpal blade and are caught by the Jabberwock.
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Re: Roll for Definition (Time-Travelling, Hermaphromorphic Inventor)
« Reply #163 on: March 26, 2013, 02:21:08 pm »

Being fed up with all the horrible, horrible messes time travel has created, not the least of which are your children, you have decided to go on a crusade in your late one hundred and twenties (though you still resemble a 30-year-old) to eliminate all time travel from whence it sprang, in all iterations, variants and potential wellsprings. Because seriously, screw time travel. It was fun for a while, but it became so incredibly convoluted and at the same time utterly pointless that you thought it should end. Forever.

Due to the other time travelers vehemently disagreeing, this is a bit more difficult than one might think.

[3-1] You've considered doing this, but given temporal stability it wouldn't do anything.

In fact, you will spend your final years in the Dark Ages as the first female viking captain, because raiding is delightfully simple compared to this wibbly wobbly timey wimey ball of stuff that time travel is, and eventually got imprisioned for blasphemy. You know this because you witnessed your execution first-hand, while hunting down a particularily elusive piece in your wanted posters collection.
Wibbly wobbly ball of stuff? Not this kind of time travel. That was established long ago.
[3] You got imprisoned in the Dark Ages for blasphemy and were also a Viking captain, but neither of those lead to your death; in fact, the two happened the better part of a century apart.

You have a shotgun that uses books as ammunition.
What?
[5-2] You invented a shotgun which fires wood chips; insert wood block, output dangerous projectiles! It can work on books, too, but that's not as effective.

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Next turn is it! Might wanna name the kid...
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Re: Roll for Definition (Time-Travelling, Hermaphromorphic Inventor)
« Reply #164 on: March 26, 2013, 02:24:15 pm »

(This kid or the next kid?)
Your Name is Sammy Stone.
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